Subject: Re: An idiot
From: Caroline Seawright
Date: 4/6/1997, 10:58 AM
To: fcasper
CC: fanfic@fanfic.com

Everyone, I'd suggest go looking at:

http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/8784/

Then send whatever e-mail you feel like to the luser (not a typo!)
who made up the page, and another one to root@geocities.com,
explaining how allowing that luser to remain on geocities, and
allowing them to keep the home page, is a Very Bad idea, and how
it will reflect _very_ badly on geocities itself. After all, what
type of site would allow a total breech in netiquette with such
abusive and threatening messages to stick around?

And, just to give you a little hint of what type of things this
'catkiller' person says ... :

~~~~~
   Hi u stupid mangafan!

   As U can guess, I don't like flaming.

     SO DON'T DO THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

   There are enough pages for disabled people like you so go there and
   not here.

   If you want a Page from a Mangafan you can go here!

   If you should have the idea to flame me either, I will be pleased to
   make your address public on my homepage so everybody is able to flame
   ya!
~~~~~

So ... who wants to be first to kill?

Kun-chan (who is already in line, and e-mailed root@geocities.com)...

Sadly, everyone is entitled to his or her own opinion.  If someone has

So they are ...

something against manga, anime and the like, then that person has the
right to say whatever they want about it because it is their homepage.

But, that's where we differ. American law doesn't govern the internet,
so that cathumper guy doesn't have a right to abuse anyone at all. And
I'm sure that even Free Speech does NOT cover threats.

And he deifnately threatened people - mail bombing is a serious threat
that admin usually take notice of, if you inform them about it.

On the other hand, I agree with you that this person is ignorant of what
manga and anime represent and true fans of it will laugh at this person
because he cannot state any specific reasons on why he dislikes it.  As

Definately... But he still doesn't have a right to abuse everyone and
anyone, even people who are "innocent" (ie. non-anime/manga fans) like
disabled people, who he used as an example of what all anime/manga fans
are.

No-one has a right to abuse anyone else, even if you do live in the
US.

for people who would visit this site, I suggest that you ignore this
person because any time someone pays attention to people like this, it
only encourages them further.

That's why you e-mail the admin, root@geocities.com, rather than the
little prick himself! ^_^

So with that, here's a short fic I wrote in his honor....

Oooh, I want to e-mail this to the little git, soooooooooooooo much!
But I'll wait and see what happens first ... Unless anyone else wants
to forward it to him? catkiller@geocities.com is the smeghead's
address....

	Catkiller admired his webpage as he sat at his computer, chuckling over
how clever he was.  Suddenly, he was grabbed from both sides by two
military officers as they hauled his ass out of the chair.

	"Hey!  Who are you guys!  Let me go!"

	Catkiller continued to scream in vain as they slammed him against the
wall and proceeded to chain him up until he was completely helpless. 
Catkiller began to whimper like a kitten as the two soliders stepped
away from him while another man brought in a large pressure cannon on
wheels and aimed it at Catkiller.  Then the man took a moment to adjust
his glasses and faced the studio audience that had appeared out of
nowhere.

	"Greetings, members of the FFML.  My name is Megane 6.7.  It has been
brought to my attention that this person, Catkiller, has made an attack
on something we all hold dear.  While I have no problem with people
expressing their personal views, THIS person seems to lack sufficant
reason or explanation, blindly attacking Manga without a purpose.  For
this act of *hyber*-stupidity, Catkiller has been chosen "The Chicken
Cannon Target of the Moment!"  Load Cannon, Kun-Chan!

	As Kun-Chan gleefully begins to stuff the cannon, Megane 6.7 provides a
running commentary....

	Today's ammo includes....live tenticles from La Blue Girl, rusty nails
from Gosunkugi, six jars of marmalade, Azuza...."

	"GERTRUDE!  GERTRUDE!!!"  Azuza happily reached for Catkiller who
immediately soiled himself and started to bawl before Kun-Chan finally
got her in the cannon.

	"....And for a festive touch, Kraft Miniature Marshmallows."

	Kun-Chan finished stuffing the last item in the pressure cannon and
then walked over to the firing controls.  Megane 6.7 turned to the
doomed Catkiller.

	"And.....FIRE!!!"

	The chicken cannon discharged, unleashing it's full wrath on him. 
Megane 6.7 exchanged a high-five with Kun-Chan before turning back to
face the audience once again.

	"I'd like to thank.....me for suggesting the Chicken Cannon
Target of the Moment.  I'll be sure to send myself a copy of the Royal
Canadian Air Farce Video Yearbook Volume 4.  I'd also like to thank
Kun-Chan for her participation in this sacred ceremony.  And to add that
while Catkiller may have the right to say what he wants, WE have the
right to retaliate as we see fit!  

	Megane 6.7 and Kun-Chan salute.

"The Chicken Cannon.  Someday all battles will be fought this
way."	      


Teehee ... ^_^  Now, to find out a way to do that iRL ........ *grin*

Kun-chan...