At 13:45 06/04/97 -0700, you wrote:

Hi! I just subscribed.  How's everybody doin?

(Ranchan comes in with a big banner and party favours.  The banner reads
'WELCOME TO THE FFML')  

"Hi, I'm Ranchan, I'm doin just fine.  Welcome!"  (Azusa suddenly bursts in
and tries to grab Alexis.) "Jenette!  Jenette!!"

Ranchan immediately gets in Azusa's way and is clobbered for it.  "Waaahhh,
Azusa just wanted to play with widdle Jenette."  Ranchan peals himself off
the floor.  "Sorry about that, but Azusa tries to grab all the newbies.
Anyways enjoy the list."  Ranchan walks away dragging along a very miffed
Azusa as she continues to beat on him.  He can be heard saying..."Why oh why
did I create a church for you?"
Ja ne!!

Ranchan

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