Guys? Hate to interfere in Flame Wars, Part [insert number], but isn't
fanfiction _supposed_ go in different directions than the orig. author
intended? Why do people fight over stupid things?! [breaks down into a
fit of body-wracking sobs].

He's right, guys. This is just silly. We can flap our meat at each other
all night and not convince each other one damn way or another.

Redneck camp: 'Bitter End' was a fic portraying a not-so-happy ending to
Ranma and Akane's marriage. You think it's OOC, we don't. Deal with it.

Wyrm camp: Not everyone is convinced that this is a possible ending to
Ranma & Akane's marriage. We buy it, they don't. Live with it.

Break it up guys... show's over...

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