Another little thingie that never quite got off my
Hard Drive...Enjoy...or not...whatever. ;)
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Even though Bubblegum Crisis was a great OAV (my favorite, personally), I've wasted
my time to create a parody and passed the savings onto YOU!  So, here goes...
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MEGATOKIO 2032 A.D.C. (Another Damn Century)
The Story of the Nighty-night Sabers
JAWBREAKER CRISIS!!!

The Nighty-night Sabers are:

Simplya Stinkray - The scientist leader of the N-NS who's father was beat to death with a fly swatter for inventing a VCR that was actually EASY to program!

Pissy - The rock star who beats the crap out of anyone who sings songs from that ancient group, "Nine Inch Ninnies".

Linnie Yamakocki- An aerobic instructor/cab driver who can only keep a boyfriend for about an hour at a 	time.

Mene Moronova- (short for mayonnaise) An cop that eats more than works while still keeping a trim figure and always gets the crap beat out of her.

and the other characters will be introduced soon....

Let's go!
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(Scene: MegaTokio City scene)

(A building explodes interrupting the normal social order of Megatokians, but not for long.)

Pedestrian: (sigh) Another explosion.
Pedestrian2: I wish something in this city would stay intact for once.  It would be a nice change of pace.

(The UDP (Useless Dumb-butt Police) quick response team are on the scene hours after the explosion; rescue workers are trying to drag people out of the rubble using JAWS-O-LIFE TM by the GENDUM corporation.  Lean McQuarter arrives at the scene and gets off of his patrol bicycle.  Daily, his partner comes up to him.
<no comments, please>)

Daily: Hey, Lean!  Where's the car?
Lean: They assigned me to bike patrol looking for Boomies.  I hate 10-speeds.  (noticing the damage around him) What happened here?
Daily: A boomie happened here.  
Lean: I see.  (to all the cops; points to a toilet)  Someone get this equipment identified!
	(notices rescue workers)  Who are these people?
Daily:  Rescue workers.
Lean: Yeah, well, get them out of here!  They're in the way!  And get those people stuck under this shit to stop screaming!  

(The UDP take out their guns and fire on the victims)

Lean: (cleaning out his ear with a finger) That's better, now I can hear my thoughts.

(On that count, Lean notices a female observer outside the rubble; Pissy)

Lean: Handle the situation, Daily.  I'm going to see Pissy.

(He casually walks over to Pissy and nods)

Pissy: Lean, what's going on in there?
Lean: (waves off the subject quickly) Some explosion.  Let's go out.
Pissy: (sarcastically) I'd love to, but I have to wash my hair.
Lean: (frowns) That sucks.

(Pissy walks off; Lean frowns again)

Lean: (scratching his head) She didn't knee me in the groin like usual.  I wonder what's wrong.

     -_^ Joshua-kun ^_-
         j_kun@lni.net
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  Kneel before the Red-haired
       Hacker Goddess!!
         Go on, KNEEL!
  NeneNeneNeneNeneNeneNeneNene