At 08:45 PM 4/2/97 +1000, you wrote:
radler@pw.net wrote:
At 07:27 AM 4/2/97 +1000, you wrote:
Oh, dear God, it's getting worse.
(Alpha grabs Nightelf by the throat and throttles him heartily)
Alpha: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!! YOU DID THIS!
Nightelf: (Nightelf gags, finally choking out a response) But... ack...
I wasn't... urk... the first one!!
Alpha: (Alpha pauses for a moment) Oh, yeah. BUT YOU'RE A RESPECTED
FANFIC WRITER!! SEEING YOU DO IT ENCOURAGED THEM!! NOW WE'LL ALL BE
BURIED IN SPAM!!
Nightelf: And the difference is?
Alpha: Umm... well, I guess not much...
Nightelf: And what about the revengefics, huh? We were all content to
let them die, but then you turn around with the 'Revenge's End' garbage!
AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? THE REVENGEFICS STARTED UP AGAIN, DIDN'T
THEY?! (Nightelf starts throttling Alpha)
Barry :But it gives all us latecomers the chance to play too. Why hog
all the fun? (Winds up with bucket of water) SO COOL IT! (*SPLASH*)
Alpha-chan and Nightelf-chan look daggers at Barry..
Barry : Ah.. sorry.. I forgot about the curses.. stop looking at me like
that.. Look I'll build you a hot water heater... Each.. really.. no..
not the mallet... anything but the mallet..
A curtain is drawn over a scene of _massive_ violence.. and Barry
becomes the first Engie to enter Standard Martial Arts Altitude..
Barry : X_X ouch.
Radler was finally getting some well deserved R&R when something or someone drops by unexpectedly.
Radler: Hey! Since when did you decide to travel Akane Air?
Barry: You don't wanna know. <flops down on the cold hard cement floor> X_X
Radler: Gasp! He's dead!!! Now, Ifurita's mine!!! Bwahahahahaha!!!!!
Radler then decides to check his mail and found the reason for this sudden April Fools blessing.
Radler then writes:
Dear People of the ML:
We are gathered here to witness the burial of one Barry Cadwgan who had earned the wrath of two authors... 'Tis truly a grave day. This one has finally learned the wrath of fanfic authors... May he rest in peace...
Now........... LET'S HAVE A PARTY!!!!!!! : ) ..... in honor of his death, of course.!!
Radler
BTW: Do we really have to go through this every time April Fools comes around... Not that I mind...
Someone taps Radler on the shoulder..
Barry : Methinks you speak too soon. (looks around) Besides, you havn't
got enough BEER! Need a few slabs of Fosters! Hey Ifurita, will you
zip on down to the shops and pick up some?
Ifurita : You have _got_ to be kidding. I am _not_ your errand girl!
Do your own beer run!
Barry : If you do, I'll write you that story..
Ifurita : -_- When?
Barry : Soon. Really! I Promise!
Ifurita : Very well, but if you don't, it's 50 000 volts time!
Stargazer's cattleprod will be nothing compared to _my_ wrath!
Barry : (Bigsweat) OK.. right.. certainly... anything you say..
--
Radler looks behind his back abnd finds the reason for the tap.. *SIGH* Ah.. well, it was good while it lasted, can't blame a guy for trying to steal Ifurita. She's waaaayy too much for anyone person to handle for too long.....
Back in the party.............
Radler: Hey folks! Barry's just got a pass out of Hades. Looks like we have to junk the party.... and drink up all this beer in the hopes it'll end soon....
<The whole FFML members sigh in despair... Celebrations were such rare times these days... and to think they had to change the meaning of the party that quickly. Ah.. well... Life IS that way...>
Barry: <Hefts an overly large hammer after dousing himself with water to change into his female half as was to be intended yb two certain fanfic authors> Radler NO BAKA!!!!!!!!
Barry-chan punts Radler into the sky. She waits for a while as Radler's trjectory lands himself into the pool she had just dug up with Radler's "safety" in mind... <He failed to mention that the water came from the Nannichuan.....>
Radler: Arrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! I don't wanna be a girl half the time!!!!!!! <Does he/she?!!!>
Barry-chan: Don't worry Radler, at least, you get to learn all these wonderful ways on how to use a mallet and punting ultimately powerful people into the air as if they were wimps.... Of course, there's those drawbaclks...
Radler: I don't mind it too much as I did a few seconds ago.. But what, in GOD's namr, am I going to tell my swimming teacher that I have to wear a friging bathingsuit to the pool rather than just the usual *men's* apparel....
BTW: I don't drink those stuff.. I just get around with Coke or something close to that... Never did develop that taste fro beer or any other alchoholic beverages... Hold up hands and says: "I know! I know! I'm missing an intergral portion of any adolescent life..." Can't blame me though, last time I tried -- 8 yrs. ago -- I puked my guts after mistakenly thinking it to be carbonated water... My mistake....
IT was Gin!!!!
And out went all those wonderful food stuff I just so heartilly ate....
That's it for this years edition of April Fools.. Hope to see everyone else next year...........
bye-bye...
Radler