Wha?? Ranma/KFC crossover?

Colonel Sanders kidnaps Akane and threatens to put her muscle to good use,
with SOD-chicken water...

You, sir, are fundamentally warped.

"... and today, the Japanese branch of Pepsico began paying off claims of
food poisoning to patrons of the Nerima Kentucky Fried Chicken restraunt.
Three hundred customers complained of ulcerated stomach, acid reflux,
salmonella, and occasionally assault and battery by the 12-piece buckets.
Pepsico executives have yet to explain just how, in one day, so many people
could have been affected. The restraunt has been closed for cleaning and
remodeling, although there is a strong movement in the Zoning Committee to
make that closure permanent."

"Well, so much for my summer job."

"Think of it this way, Akane. You only got three hundred or so. Think what
might have happened if you'd taken that job at the Pocky plant. Killer candy
all over Japan!"

"RANMA NO BAKA!"

Redneck

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