Subject: [FF][Teaser][R1/2]Happi's Delight
From: "Shadow Dancer" <danceshadows@geocities.com>
Date: 4/1/1997, 1:14 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

I posted this on the tempffml, as well as the FFML2, so if you've 
received this already, I'm sorry for the spam.

This is just the start of a 'fic... I don't know if I should continue
it.

  Ranma 1/2
  Happi's Delight
  by Shadow Dancer (AKA Colin Hidson)
  Episode 1, teaser

 I look at this vision of loveliness before me, hardly daring to
believe that finally...
 "Come to me, Happi darling..." She calls me, beckoning me, teasing
me.
 "Of course, my lovely," I say, walking closer, disrobing on my way.
 "Oh, Happi, you're so manly!" she cried as I finished removing my
clothes.
 "Of course, my sweet Nodoka, only for you."

*****

 "But Pop!" I cried.
 "No buts, Ranma.  You're my son and I order you to jump in this
pool!" Father _is_ serious.  Well, at least it will keep him from
groping all the girls we pass.  I don't like it when he's unfaithful
to mother.
 I sigh, and jump in the spring, feeling...something...changing.  I
jump out of the pool as soon as I feel the changing complete.  I look
down, to see a girl where I used to be a boy.
 "Ranma, my sweetie!  Now I just have to splash you with this..."  a
cold wave of water flies at me, and I don't bother to dodge.  I know
that this will make me a female permanently, but I don't want to
disappoint my father.
 Right after the wave has passed over my body, I feel father 
glomping onto my newly-grown breasts.  I sigh, and sit down, 
patiently awaiting the rest of the treatment...the same treatment I've
seen father do to mother.
 I wonder, idly, what it will feel like to glomp onto a girl, now.  No
other way to find out than to try it.
 After Father is finished, of course.
 "Oh, Ranma-chan, I've forgotten to tell you something.  I've 
engaged you to one of my old pupil's daughters.  We'll be going 
there.  Tomorrow, of course."  I sigh, and continue to let my father
grope me.
 "Yes, father.  I understand."
 "Don't call me that!  My name is Happi, and that's all you can call
me!" I hate it when Father flies off the hook like that.
 "Yes, Happi," I say, resigned to my fate.

*****

 Tell me what you think.  Send any comments/replies to 
danceshadows@geocities.com.
 I await the flames!


               Shadow Dancer
          (AKA Lord of the Dance)
             (AKA Colin Hidson)
       (Writer of Alternate Landings)
          (Writer of Ranma-Psion)
                    of
       Black Lightning Design Group
 http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Towers/6418
        danceshadows@geocities.com
           cshadow@hotmail.com
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      Stress Relief
   All stressed out?  Sometimes it helps to think
of happy scenes.  Maybe a pastoral field, a field
with a babbling brook.  You're there on a lovely
summer's day...holding someone's head under the 
water.  Now you're letting them up for a second.
Then blam!  Back into the freezing water!  Over
and over again!  There.  Feel better?