Ranma 1/2: Defiance of the Heart A fanfic story by Katrina Lee Halbred This is my first fan-fic so please, bear with me. Second Draft All characters in this story are (c) by Rumiko Takahashi, Viz, Kitty, and anyone else involved in the making of Ranma 1/2 or anything related to Ranma 1/2. ********************* Please do not sell or distribute for profit. ********************* With the exception of the Dream Demon which is of my own creation. (At least I've never seen anyone else use one. I've heard that there was a dream demon in a UY movie, but it appears to be a different sort. Thanks go to Brendan O'Donnell for pointing that out.) Thanks go out to Nicholas Leifker for his C&C and help on getting me through the first fanfic I have ever done. Well, on with the show.... Note: This episode takes place shortly after the anime episode "Am I...Pretty? Ranma's Declaration of Womanhood" --------------------------------------------------------------- [Opening theme song: Return to Innocence by Enigma] The day had been a semi-eventful one for the Tendo household, but, now things had begun to wind down as it approached the evening. Kasumi had began her usual ritual of putting on her apron and getting ready to cook dinner. Genma and Soun were playing shogi on the back porch. Ranma was coming down the stairs. And Akane was entering the kitchen as Ranma started to walk by... "Kasumi, can I help cook dinner?" asked Akane. Kasumi looked slightly surprised, but she was still smiling. It seemed as if she was always smiling, sometimes."Sure, " she replied."Are you going to try bridal training again?" Akane started to look very uncomfortable at the mention of the word, bridal. "Um...Yes," she slowly responded. "I guess you could say that. I'll show Ranma I can learn to cook, she thought. I'll show all of you I can do it! Kasumi seemed to beam at that response, saying "Good, I knew you wouldn't give up!" Someone groaned from the kitchen entrance. Akane and Kasumi both turned to see Ranma, standing in the doorway, with a big sweat drop on his head. Akane started to get an annoyed look at this interruption. "What's your problem, Ranma?" Akane asked, icily. "Come on, Akane," he began. "we all know you can't cook, so why torture us with your apparently futile attempts? Why not just let Kasumi do the cooking since she knows how to cook - um, Akane, don't look at me that way. Hey! I'm just stating-!" A glowing red Akane began to advance on a now nervous Ranma. Ranma has started to back away form her, quickly finding that there is only so much room that he has to back up to. Nabiki picked that moment to be walking by the kitchen entrance. She notices the ensuing argument and shaking her head sadly goes to the back door, opens it, and moves the table out of the way of any possible flying people on their way out the door. On the back porch, Genma and Soun were still playing shogi. Genma had a rather victorious look on his face. "I've got you, Tendo, old boy," said Genma with a smirk. "Wait, what's - " began Soun, desperately trying to find a distraction so he could cheat. He was cut off by a shout from Akane from inside the house. "RANMA, YOU IDIOT!" Yelled Akane. <*POW*> Ranma flew out the back door, knocking the shogi board over and Genma into the water. As Ranma continued his flight to the Tendo Pond via Air Akane, he banged his head on the railing as he broke it, following Genma. Ranma-chan came back up almost immediately as did a grumbling Genma-panda who was currently getting out of the pond. Rubbing the back of her head, Ranma yelled "What'd you do that for, you JERK!" back in at Akane. "Ranma! Stay away from me!" Yelled a very mad Akane who stomped up the stairs and into her bedroom, slamming the door in a very unfeminine way upon reaching her destination. Ranma-chan got out of the water, still rubbing the back of her head and with a confused expression on her face. "She is soooo uncute! All I did was tell her the truth about her cooking." Ranma said indignitly. Nabiki, who was watching Ranma-chan from the porch, shook her head. "Ranma," she began "have you ever heard of a word called tact? And besides, you know what happens whenever you even open your mouth about her cooking. You must be dense or something." Having said that, Nabiki walked back into the house. Genma-panda held a sign up that says "Can't you two argue without destroying the place each time?" Grumbling, Ranma-chan said "It's not like I start the fights or nothing. Akane overreacts to everything I say, the uncute tomboy." A few minutes later, Akane came back down and joined the rest of the family for dinner. Her and Ranma both seemed to ignore each other the whole time, neither of them saying a word. Occasionally, Akane glared at Ranma, who glared right back at her. Soun finally decided to break the silence. "You two really ought to try to get along." He pauses to look at both of them, scrutinizing each of them before continuing. "Not only are you supposed to inherit the Anything-Goes School of Martial Arts, but you are both supposed to be engaged to one another. Can't you both find other ways to work your differences out that are more constructive (and less destructive)?" Ranma looked a little more indignant than was probably good for him as he said "Yeah, right, as if that violent tomboy knew any other ways to express herself." <*SLAP!*> Akane looked rather mad as she got up, saying "I'm going to my room." A few stomps up the stairs later, there was the sound of a slamming door. Ranma was obviously too stunned to move as he looked like a statue with a red mark on his right cheek. All to quickly, he recovers and yells "OW!" as he rubs his cheek. Nabiki smirked. "Well, Ranma," she began. "Whenever you open your mouth around her for the most part, it seems you can't help but stick both hands and feet in (with Akane's help of course)." Ranma glared at Nabiki, who seemed unphased by it. "Well, ha-ha to you to." He said sarcastically. Nabiki giggled as she headed upstairs to her room to figure out who owed her money and how much. She carried the daily stock report with her as she went upstairs. Genma and Soun both groan. Later that night, Ranma and Akane both went to bed, in their respective rooms. Both of them seemed to be cooling off about the earlier incident between the two of them. Ranma, as he lyed down in his futon "Uncute tomboy." Akane, as she got into her bed "Idiot." After a bit, they both fell into troubled slumber. Ranma woke up to find himself fully clothed and in total darkness. Akane also found herself fully clothed and in total darkness. In the distance, a short ways away, she could see Ranma, who appeared to be looking around in confusion. She tried to call out to him, but he continued searching like she wasn't there. Ranma, with a confused look on his face, "Where the heck am I?" Akane also wondered where she was. Being in a dream was one thing, but for some reason this didn't feel like a dream. It felt more...real. As Akane tried to think through what had happened to her, she suddenly found herself in a gi and in the Tendo dojo, challenging the new girl, Ranma. She suddenly forgot about what she was trying to figure out and concentrated on the sparring match she was having. "Don't worry, I'll go easy on you." Akane said, a determined look on her face. She got into a battle stance. Ranma-chan looked unconvinced as she got into a battle stance as well. "Um...If you say so." Ranma-chan smiled, slightly. Akane made several attacks at the red-headed girl in Chinese clothes that stood before her. Much to her annoyance, though, Ranma-chan ducked and dodged every attempt that she makes. Akane began to get unnerved as well as mad. This girl, is acting like she isn't even trying, she thought. Is she reading my moves? "OK," began Akane. "This time, all out." Akane put all her strength into a frontal power punch, but ended up putting a hole in the dojo wall. She suddenly felt a tap on her shoulder from behind. She turned around to see a nervously smiling Ranma-chan. After a few seconds, Akane and Ranma-chan started to laugh. Akane started to walk out of the dojo and stopped just at the door. "I'm just glad you aren't a boy," said Akane, looking back at Ranma-chan. Akane began to walk out of the dojo when she felt a tap on her shoulder, again. Akane looked around to find the two of them in a park, sitting on a bench, together, both of them in nice dresses. Ranma-chan's was white, while Akane's was blue. Akane, looks a bit confused. "What-? Where's the dojo?" Akane asked, looking quite startled. Then, she seemed to notice Ranma-chan's dress for the first time. "Ranma? What's going on? Why-? When did you ever decide to start wearing dresses? You look so...feminine...NO! NOT THAT AGAIN!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!" Akane began to get a large sweat drop on her head as she remembered the incident where Ranma thought he was a girl. Akane looked around, again, and noticed that Ranma was still wandering around. She listened to what he was saying. She could make out the word "mother". It appeared, that he was looking for his mother. "If that's Ranma over there, then who are you?" Akane asked, once again looking at Ranma-chan sitting next to her. Ranma-chan smiled and said "I'm Ranma as well...or, at least, a side of Ranma you rarely see. No, not exactly that again. For now, just call me, Ranko, to keep from confusing yourself." Akane looked baffled, but nodded in agreement. "Ranma has hidden so far under that mask of pride and honor bull that at times, he doesn't even know I exist. He refuses to accept the fact that I'm here, whether he wants me to be or not." Ranko looked thoughtful as she said this. Akane nodded, quietly. "You've seen brief glimpses of me," began Ranko. "One time was the incident where Ranma banged his head. That was only part of me. It was twisted because of what you were doing at the time." Looking startled, Akane said "What do you mean?" As she remembered the moments that led up to the incident, her look darkened. "That...idiot. He had that coming, only..." Her voice trailed off to a softer pitch. "I never realized that he would want to stay a female." Akane looked around and noticed that they are sitting in blackness. Ranma was off to the distance, in front of them, still looking for his mother. "Am I dreaming this?" Akane asked Ranko. Ranko smiled as she responded. "Are you dreaming this, or is Ranma dreaming this? Maybe you are both in a dream together. Then again, it would be much simpler to accept the fact that none of this was real. Yet, why am I here, then? Look around you and what do you see?" Akane looked around them, in the darkness, and then down. "I see darkness...And Ranma searching for his mother. Why is he looking for his mother? He knows where she is. He can't go to her, though. So why is he looking for her?" Ranko looked at Akane, a very serious expression on her face. "In actuality, Ranma does not know where she is. I do. He doesn't know because if he did, there's the lingering promise he has." "But..." began Akane, even more confused then before. "Ranma can never hug his mother, tell her he loves her, or even tell her what's been happening in his life. He can never tell her about the curse, either. Can he do any of these things, without threat to his well being?" Akane looked around again. "No, I guess not." Akane froze in her movements as a familiar voice said "What don't you guess, dear?" Not now, Akane thought. I didn't need this now. She quickly put on a false smile and glanced at the person the familiar voice came from. "Hello, Auntie Saotome! How are you?" Said Akane, trying to sound cheerful. Frowning, slightly, Nodoka responded "I am well. And yourself?" Akane, still trying to hide how nervous she felt, said "I am fine. Just trying to figure out where I am, right now." Nodoka glances around, a puzzled look on her face. "Why, you are in a lovely park. However, why are you not with my son? In fact, why is my son looking for me? I'm right here." Akane realized that someone was missing. This doesn't seem right, she thought. "Auntie Saotome, have you seen Ranko anywhere? She was here a few moments ago, but now, she seems to have vanished." Nodoka shook her head at Akane and began to walk over towards Ranma. "My son! I am over here!" Called out Nodoka. Ranma, looking nervous, began running towards his mother. "Mom! I've missed you so...!" Ranma suddenly slipped and fell in the pond as he was running alongside it. Ranma submerged for a moment. Akane gasped as she tried to think of something quickly. Panic began to grip her when she saw Ranko emerge and exit the pond, looking slightly confused. Nodoka gasped. "Ranko?" Nodoka asked confusedly. "Where's my son? He fell in the pond somewhere near where you are, but now, I don't see him. Is he OK?" Ranko started cringing in terror and tears streak down her face. "Mom," she began "I'm OK, for now..." Nodoka didn't seem surprised at that last statement. "I was wondering how long you would keep up this facade, Ranko. How long did you think you could keep me from knowing the truth? Your promise that you made to me is still in effect. You know the punishment. Uphold family honor." Her katana blade appeared from nowhere. "You are _not_ a man!" She began to advance on Ranko, her blade held in a prepatory slash position. Before Akane had realized what she was doing, her bokken had appeared in her hands from somewhere as she charged in front of Ranko, interposing herself between the two. Ranko, had sunk to her knees, a look of pure terror on her face. She looked as if she was deep in shock. Akane set herself in a defensive stance, her bokken held ready and a fierce look of determination on her face. "I can't allow you to do this, Auntie Saotome." Said Akane, a big sweat drop on her head. I have...other plans for Ranma." Nodoka laughed. "Why do you care, Miss Tendo? You always said you hated him and never wanted to see him again. I thought you wished you'd never met him. What's he to you, now?" Ranko, tried to recover somewhat from her fear of being forced to commit suppuku. What's she doing? Ranko thought to herself. Akane can't match mom's sword skills. I can't seem to move, though. I feel as if I'm being waited down by Akane's cooking... Akane, suddenly, for no apparent reason, got an irritated look on her face and suddenly spun around on Ranko. "RANMA YOU JERK!" She wacked him upside the head with her bokken. She then spun back around to face Nodoka. Ranko, recovered enough to yell "What was that for, you JERK?" Akane suddenly looked sheepish. "Um...I'm not sure why I did that..." Her expression, once again became determined. "Are you going to fight me, Auntie Saotome? I'm not going to let you kill Ranma without a fight." Nodoka looked quite amused. "You dodged that question quite nicely, Miss Tendo. However, it was still a dodge. I repeat, in case you didn't understand my question, what is Ranko to you?" Akane had begun to get an annoyed look on her face. "I care about him, OK? Is that OK? And his name is RANMA. I thought you of all people would appreciate that fact. _He_ is after all your _son_ and-" Akane's voice started to get really sarcastic, "of course he _wanted_ to get cursed. It makes him _so_ manly. But, I guess you can't see that beyond his physical form." This can't be Auntie Saotome, thought Akane. This person is cold, like a demon. She doesn't seem to care anything about her son. Almost as if she was enjoying torturing him. That can't be right. Nodoka laughed again, "I didn't think you went for the perverted cross-dressing type, Akane. But, then again, I guess you always were a tomboy..." Nodoka eeped as Akane's downward slash with the bokken carened off of Nodoka's katana blade. "I'm the only one who can call Ranma a cross-dresser or a pervert. He's MY fiance! I can't believe you could be so cruel to your own son. At least I care about him. Supukku, yeesh! What a lame idea! And besides which, Ranma's more manly than a lot of boys I know!" Akane yelled as she attacked Nodoka with all her will. "He is _not_ manly. He mistreats you, verbally. It would seem as if he likes the low orbit flight plan you have set for him. He has no respect for others and steps all over them with his ego. How can you call him manly?" Nodoka looked smug after saying this. "Ranma's an insensitive jerk at times, but he's manly enough for me!" Nodoka looked startled as she backed up. Akane stared into the glowing, red eyes of the laughing figure. Wait a minute, thought Akane. Red eyes? Akane began to back up, nervously as she realized that something was wrong. Ranma, still in shock on the ground, but trying to recover had heard this. Akane, he thoght, do you mean what you said? Do I mean that much to you? Is this real? Ranma tried to get up, but can't focus enough. Nodoka's eyes continued to glow a brighter red as her form began to shrink and change into the form of Ranko. Gasping, Akane looked behind her to see a male Ranma, still paralyzed. She looked back at Ranko and noticed that Ranko was in a battle stance. "Well, Akane," began Ranko. "You always wanted me to take you seriously and fight you for real. So, now you get your chance. Are you ready for me?" Ranko began to advance on Akane. Akane began to get nervous. I have never been good enough to defeat him, she thought, in any form. He was always able to dodge my blows, even while reading a book or not paying attention. She backed up. Suddenly, Ranma jumps to his feet and steps in front of Akane. Akane looks relieved, but tries to hide it behind a mask of annoyance. Ranma was paying too much attention to Ranko to notice. "Stand back, Akane, this is my fight, I believe." Ranma said. "That's funny, Ranma." Began Ranko, smirking. "I thought you wanted nothing to do with me." Ranko looked thoughtful for a moment before continuing. "Because of that, I am myself for the time being. Call me Ranko. Come on, Ranma, shall we dance? Now's your chance to be rid of me once and for all." "No. You are not me. You cannot be. It's bad enough that I have to be you when my mother is around, but you do _not_ exist." Ranma responded. "Then supposing you tell me why I am standing right here, right now." Ranma shrugged. "I have no idea. There are any number of reasons why you are here." Ranko smirked at this. "You created me, Ranma." she said. "You don't even know who you are anymore. When was the last time you looked in the mirror? Which is the real you? The facade you show everyone, or the sweet and innocent female you were last week?" That last remark seemed to hit the right buttons. Ranma suddenly became enraged and attacked Ranko, his movements almost too fast to be seen. "I am a guy!" screamed Ranma, blinded by fury. "Got that? A GUY! Die, whatever the heck you are! CHestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire Attack!" Ranma's fists seemed to move at a speed faster than the eye can follow, but Ranko merely blocked all one-hundred of his punches and kicked him in the gut about half-way through his attack. Ranma staggered as she followed up with her own Chestnuts attack. Ranma tries to block but only succeeded in blocking some of them as the majority of the punches connected to his midsection. A final punch from her Chestnuts attack connected with the underside of his chin and he flew backwards, several feet, landing next to Akane. Ranma was in a daze. He couldn't get up as his feet were too unsteady. He tried, but collapsed. "No, I can't be beaten...I'm a guy, not a girl...I'm not a female inside," his voice went quiet as he said "Am I?". Ranko charged in for another attack, but Akane interposed herself between the two combatants, standing protectively in front of Ranma. Ranma didn't seem to notice this. He seems to be out of it. "Enough, Ranko." Akane said. "You've made your point." Ranko frowned. "Have I? Give him a few seconds and he'll start hiding behind his pride again. He always does and I, for one am tired of it. He's so afraid of being called a girl..." Akane suddenly realized something that had been bugging her for quite awhile. "You aren't Ranko, are you?" Asked Akane, pointedly. She waved her hands and a kettle of hot water appeared in her hands. "Who, or more preferably, what are you?" Ranko eyes the hot water, nervously. "A-Akane," Ranko stammerred. "W-what are y-you doing with t-that hot water?" Ranko started to get upset. "How did you do that? I'm the master of this dream! I made sure that neither of you could do anything other than normal. I should be the only one who can do things like that." "Thank you, Ranko, for confirming what I've suspected for awhile now. There were quite a few things-Oh, hell with this!" Akane threw the kettle of hot water at Ranko, who for some reason, couldn't move. A beautiful blue aura began to glow around Akane as her love for Ranma manifested itself. Akane didn't seem to notice this. Ranma was sobbing on the ground, oblivious to what's going on. "No, it can't be! How did you lock me in place??! NO!" Ranko sceamed as the water made contact with her body. Her whole body seemed to lose cohesion as it flowed into the form of a black cloud with glowing crimson eyes. Ranma suddenly revived, looking startled and confused. Akane glared at the dark cloud. Akane had a made look on her face as she asked "Who are you? Why did you do this?" The cloud seemed to pause for a few moments before saying anything. "I am called, Sankiousna. I am a Dream Demon and its my job to do what I did. But, not for you. I have been tricked by this Happosai person who summoned me." Akane looked as if she was in a bit of surprise. "A dream demon?" She asked. "As in something summoned to give a person nightmares?" A groan emmanated from somewhere with the cloud. "Um," said the cloud, with a disgusted sound in its voice. "That's close enough to the truth, I suppose. I was supposed to torment Ranma all night with his mother and Ranko. But for some reason, you are here as well. This should not be happening." It was Akane's turn to groan as the familiar name of Happosai was mentioned. Her face darkened quite a bit as she said "Happosai is a pervert in the worst case. He usually spends most of his time glomping onto Ranma-chan's chest while she's trying to get away from him." The cloud paused for a minute. "It would seem, then" it continued, "that I have a few debts to pay him. You see, you are both a loving couple." Akane and Ranma both looked at each other and blushed, quickly glancing away. "I can find no real wrong doings in your hearts, except for your pride. You both have never intentionally hurt anyone. Though at times, Ranma, you are too kind towards females. If you don't exert some back bone, they will forever be taking advantage of you and you'll never have the fiance fiasco solved. You, Akane, " Akane jumped, slightly at the mention of her name, "need to stop jumping to conclusions at everything Ranma does. He doesn't know how to apologize since his father never showed him." Ranma and Akane both looked away from each other, blushing furiously. The cloud continued. "Finally, Ranma, learn to accept your female side more than you do. Only in that way will your mother know who you are. For if she knew how you were as a male, _then_ you would have something to worry about. You are not a man, but you are a MACHO and EGOTISTICAL brute who needs to have his ego shatterred every now and then." Ranma looked quite mad, by now at hearing anything about his female half. He looked like he was trying to say something, but was strangely silent. The cloud began to fade out. "Bye, Mr. and Mrs. Saotome. Until next time..." it disappeared. "That...That...That JERK! How dare he...!" Ranma was furious. Akane suddenly jumped into Ranma's arms and kissed him on the mouth. Ranma was to startled to know how to react. Ranma started blushing again. "Um...Akane...But...People," looks around, the park is desserted "...I...well..." Akane laughed. "Since this is only a dream, it doesn't matter, does it?" She asked. Ranma's blush got deeper. "But..." He started to mumble. "Great, now she's acting like another Shampoo...I miss the tomboy-erk! That is-! Um..." Akane, who had obviously heard his muttering, got very mad. "RANMA! You idiot! You could ruin a romance novel!!!" <*POW*> Akane decked him with an uppercut that sent him flying into the air. He landed in the pond, only to wake up in his futon. He got up, groggily. The first thing he noticed was that he was female. The second thing she noticed was that she was wet all over. She felt her futon, but noticed that it wasn't wet. A worried look slowly emerged from her face. "That was a weird dream. It was a dream, wasn't it? It had to be a dream." She yawned. "Still, I suppose I'd better go apologize to Akane for insulting her yesterday..." Ranma got up and headed for the door. She didn't notice the glow of light that suddenly surrounded her. Nor did she notice the fact that her clothing had changed. She wobbled, slightly, still groggy from her sudden awakening. Her father was still asleep on his futon as she opened the door and exited her room to the hallway. She noticed that Nabiki was already awake. She was staring at her curiously. She ignored it, as she was used to it. However, she noticed Kasumi, Soun, and Akane all stared at her curiously. A large sweat drop formed on Ranma's head as she started to get very nervous, realizing that something wasn't quite right. She gulped. Her clothing suddenly didn't feel right for some reason. "What? What are you all staring at?" She asked, somewhat crossly. "Nabiki, did you take photos of me again last night?" Nabiki shook her head, smirking. "But, if you didn't-how? No!" A sudden panic began to grip Ranma-chan as she started to blush. "Are you feeling OK, Ranma?" Nabiki asked, giggling. Nabiki had her camera in hand and was taking pictures of her. Ranma-chan gulped. "Sure, Nabiki, why do you ask?" Kasumi smiled sweetly as she said "That outfit looks so sweet on you, Ranma." Ranma-chan gulped again. "Outfit? What outfit??" She asked, not really wanting to know the answer. Something definately felt more...drafty abou the current outfit she was wearing. "Ranma," began Nabiki. "If you had wanted a sleeping outfit like that, you could have just asked me. I've got plenty that'd fit you nicely." Ranma-chan closed her eyes and looked down at herself. She opened them and screamed. "Happosai, you pervert! I'm going to get you for this!" Yelled Ranma-chan. Ranma-chan ran back into her room while everybody laughed. She grabbed a mirror and looked at herself good. She groaned, not wanting her father to see her in the outfit. She glanced over at him, nervously. He was still snoring away. She looked at herself in the mirror again, staring at the blue frilled ladies nighty she was wearing with pink panties. A thought passes through her head before she can banish it: "Cute..." She changed clothes, quickly. As she finished, she looked over to a picture of her mother sitting next to the futon. Her mother looked hopeful in the picture. Ranma-chan started to get nervous as she realized that she didn't have any pictures of her mother. She picked up the picture and looked at the back. On the back was a note. I'll be over later today, I hope to see you and your father. I love you. -Nodoka Saotome Ranma-chan gulped as she realized the day it was signed was today. She splashed her father with cold water from a conveniantly nearby bucket. Genma-panda wakes up, startled. "Mom's on her way here, Pop." Ranma said nervously. Genma-panda held up a sign. "How do you know?" Ranma-chan started to look frantic. "Dammit! I know, OK. I can't explain." Meanwhile, Akane had gone back into her room and was getting ready to come downstairs. Just before she left her room, she noticed that the picture she had of her mother sitting by her bed is crying. She stared at that, startled. Akane looked confused. "That picture is usually in my desk drawer." She said, thoughtfully. "And its...crying. How is that possible?" She shruged, chalking it up as another weird happening with no explanation and walked out of her bedroom. A little while later, Ranma-chan came downstairs in her usual Chinese clothes. She looked a bit nervous. Kasumi was in the kitchen, cooking breakfast. "Breakfast will be ready in a few minutes." She called out. "Oh, Ranma, why didn't you change into a boy?" Ranma-chan looked uncomfortable. "Um...Mom's on her way here." Several gasping sounds came from several directions as everyone suddenly listened to what Ranma-chan was saying. Nabiki was the only one who didn't look surprised. "How do you know this, Ranma? Nothing's come in the mail to indicate this. Are you sure?" Ranma-chan nodded emphaticly. She looked at Akane, who looked at her questionly. Genma-panda finally came downstairs as well. "Excuse us for a minute," Ranma-chan said as she grabbed Akane's hand and dragged them both onto the roof. Genma-panda and Soun both headed for the back door, trying to hear what was going on with their two children. They were intercepted by an interposing Kasumi who's smile had dropped, slightly, to show some disappointment. This had the effect of giving everyone in the room a cold shiver. Genma-panda and Soun both beat a hasty retreat. "This time, I think we should leave them be." Kasumi said, smiling again, but her voice had something else in it that made everyone in the room sweat. On the roof, Akane looked irritated, but was somewhat nervous. "It was a dream, Ranma, it never happened." She blurted out, suddenly. "Wait." Replied Ranma-chan. "How did you know what I was going to ask? No...it couldn't" Ranma-chan and Akane both began to blush, furiously. Ranma-chan took a deep breath. "Look, Akane...I'm sorry...I insulted you yesterday about your cooking. I was...well, everytime I try your cooking, I always get sick." Akane's face started to get flush with anger. "Ranma...WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???! ARE YOU SAYING MY COOKING"S BAD??" Ranma-chan instantly regretted her choice of words. "N-nothing...I'm just trying to apologize, Akane." Akane started glowing red, yet again. "RANMA!" Ranma-chan gulped, knowing what was coming. In the first second, Ranma-chan for some reason stared at Akane. Before anything happened, Ranma-chan mutterred "Cute" under her breath before realizing what she'd just said. Kasumi came out back to announce breakfast, but she never got a chance as Ranma-chan came crashing through the roof, landing on the table. "Uncute, tomboy. What'd she go and do that for?" Ranma-chan got up, still grumbling insults under her breath. Akane, her mallet disappeared back to where ever it came from, suddenly realized what Ranma-chan had said before she had been "hammered". Did he call me cute? She thought to herself. She jumped down to the ground and walked in. Soun suddenly started to look around. "Where's the Master? He usually never misses a meal." Ranma-chan looked thoughtful for a minute. "One minute." She ran out. Ranma-chan ran into Happosai's room to see what's going on. As she got to the room, she heard screaming and cursing sounds emmanating from Happosai's room. She entered the room and saw Happosai being held by a foot in mid air by a dark, ominous cloud. Ranma-chan gasped as she recognized the Dream Demon. Ranma-chan casually looked at the pair. "Hey! What are you doing, Dreamy?" The demon groaned as its eyes turned to stair at Ranma-chan. "Ranko, the name is Sankiousna, not Dreamy." It said, sounding a bit miffed. "I'm giving paybacks where they are do. Don't interfere. This doesn't concern you." "Actually," began Ranma-chan. "Considering what and how I woke up, I'd say I have first dibs on Happi as far as beating the tar out of him." "Ranma! Help! Please!" Screamed Happosai. Ranma-chan put on her cute and innocent look and said "But, Happosai, aren't you supposed to set the example? It wouldn't be proper to interfere in a man-to-..er man-to-demon fight, now would it?" Happosai started to look frantic. "OK, I'm sorry, Ranma, now help me, PLEASE!!" Ranma-chan sighed. She knew she was going to hate herself for this. Faster then the demon can follow, she grabbed Happosai from the demon's grasp and punted him through the ceiling and into the air. "Take that you pervert!!" Yelled Ranma-chan. The demon glares at Ranma-chan, but soon sighs and disappears. "You win, Ronko. I can do nothing more to you at this time. As it is, I've tormented you enough. Farewell...for now." The rest of the family rushed into the room in time to see the demon dematerialize into the ether. Akane erks as she realizes the dream about the demon wasn't just some weird dream she shared with Ranma. "Well, I'm starved, let's eat." Stated Ranma-chan. "Oh, my..." said Kasumi, as she looked up. Ranma-chan face-faulted. "'Oh, my'? I don't like the sound of that..." began Ranma-chan as she got up. Happosai dropped back through the hole in the roof, landing on Ranma-chan's chest, squeezing and groping. Ranma-chan freaked out. "Ah, my darling Ranma-chan, let me thank you properly!" Exclaimed the pervert. Ranma-chan grabbed for Happosai, but Happosai simply tossed her through a wall. A few seconds later, Ranma-chan ran back in after Happosai. Both zoom by the family and into the hallway. "Come back here you little freak!" Yelled Ranma-chan, enraged. Akane groaned as she said "Just another _EXCITING_ day in the Tendo house." Ranma-chan and Happosai ran back into Happosai's room as they all heard a knock on the door and a familiar female voice say "Hello?" Everyone turned pale as they realized who it was. Ranma-chan took the opportunity of distraction to grab Happosai and punt him into the next episode. "Hello, Auntie Saotome!" Said everyone, trying to look cheery as a somewhat surprised Nodoka walked into the room. [To be continued.] Coming up next: Nodoka vs. Happosai in "Leave My Niece Alone!" Author's notes: * Note 1 * - The whole sequence is the fight between Akane and Ranma when they first meet in the first episode titled "Here's Ranma" * Note 2 * - That mysterious incident that everyone keeps freaking out about is the episode "Am I Pretty?...Ranma's Declaration Of Womanhood" found on tape 5 of the Hard Battle Series put out by Viz Video. The tape is titled "Pretty Womanhood" * Note 3 - A dream demon is a race of neutrally aligned demons that are neither good or bad who visit certain people for some of the things they have done wrong. At times, they are very cruel. Other times, they are very kind for they reward people as well. They come from the ethereal plane and are usually referred to as dream masters while "pestering" someone. --------------------------------------------------------------- Well, I hope you like this story. It is my first attempt at writing a fan-fic so please send comments, questions, etc. I plan on writing some other stories along this line dealing with Ranma, his female side, and his trying to get back together with his mother so watch in the future for "Leave My Niece Alone". Some personal notes : I don't use any of the Japanese verbage since I get quite annoyed at a lot of it. Especially since I still don't know what half of it means. (What does ne and ja ne mean?) I figure if I'm going to write this in english, it'll be in english. If it's going to be in Japanese, I'll write it in Japanese (where's my Japanese to English dictionary?). Those are my views. Please, comments and criticism welcome. I know this isn't the best story, but I do plan on making quite a few changes in it if I'm given the proper feedback. Let me know what you thought about the story and what needs to be changed to make it better. (I go through my roommate's account so title any email sent to me with "Katrina: " or something like that) -Katrina Lee Halbred mathius@keyway.net