Hi.

	Btw: If I didn't think to email you before, I really like your
Narrabundah 1/2 series.  It's pretty nifty.

RATBAT:      I feel used.

SUZY:        I feel turned on.

	Ha!  I bet.

SUZY [Dry]:  As  is, of course, owned by many teenagers across
            Japan.

	Hey!  Beats owning a pig!

SUZY:        Hai!  That's  right. In fact, sometimes  we  even
            forget,  and  call Panda-chan Len.  [Babbling]  I
            just  thought I'd mention it. You know,  in  case
            you  heard  us  call the panda Len and  then  you
            thought  that  it was Len only it  can't  be  Len
            because it's a panda. So, don't think that Panda-
            chan's  Len. Because he's not. He's a panda.  And
            Len isn't.

            [Realises  that everyone is looking  at  her  and
            cringes.]

SUZY:        Sumimasen.

            [She puts a bucket over her head.]

	And today, the character of Suzy will be played by... Ellen DeGeneris!

GRAHAM:      Muhaha.  Why, I can remember Shatner  before  the
            toupee.

	Can't we all?  Whoops!  (realizes he's revealed his age)  Ummm... Can't
we all.. not?  Right!  That's what I meant.  Right.  *sigh*

RATBAT:      Hello, Okaasan!

            [Niki  breaks  out of her state  long  enough  to
            blink slowly at Ratbat.]

NIKI:        You are so weird.

	Automatic response to RatBat #13?

            [Len  frowns and slaps her on the head  with  the
            sign.  He then places a bottle of Scotch  in  her
            hands.]

BOBBI:       Hai...I think I need that.

	
	Automatic responce to RatBat #14. :)



	Ah, well, smartass comments to the side, I really like this.  Keep it
up.

-john
Any ordinary man can surround himself with two thousand books and
thenceforward have at least one place in the world in which it is
possible to be happy.
jcfiala@cssltd.com                                            -Augustine
Birrell (1850-1933)