At 02:09 AM 24/02/97 -0600, Nicholas Leifker wrote:
On Mon, 24 Feb 1997 RTeker@aol.com wrote:
Ranma=Superman
And what happens if he gets splashed?
Umm... Supergirl?
Ranko=Flash
What...is this gonna be a lemon? ^_-
Or maybe it's sort of like this:
(Scene: Akane and Ranko are in their civilian disguises, eating some cake
at a small cafe.
Ranko: And so he says, "Hey, I'm the son of Krypton here!" Can you believe
that brother of mine? What a jerk!
Akane: You've got no arguments from me.
<This happy scene is disturbed by a nearby explosion. The two girls turn
to see Kunou, dressed up in a silly blue spandex uniform, trashing some
nearby stores>
Akane(narrowing her eyes as she holds up her fist to display a
green ring): Lucky I've always got my ring on me.
Ranko(in a determined voice): Well, as bro' might say, THIS LOOKS LIKE
A JOB FOR...(pauses as she rips her
outer clothes off)... THE FLASH.
Akane(hesitantly): Uh... Flash is right, Ranko.
Ranko(puzzled): What? (she looks down, to see that beneath her now
useless outer clothes is... nothing) Kiya!!! I
forgot!!! Kasumi took my costume to clean it!!!
Akane: Don't you wear underwear?
Ranko(forgetting her semi-nudity for a moment): Nah, it stands out too
much under the spandex.
Akane: Oh.
<In the background there is a thud as Kunou catches an eyeful of the
Flash's daring new costume and he passes out. Good triumphes over
evil yet again, and another blow is struck for truth, justice, and
fan service shots.>
)
Akane=Green Lantern
(Green Lantern materializes a BIG mallet)
"In brightest day, in blackest night,
no pervert shall escape my sight.
Let all who worship hentai's might
Beware my power - Green Lantern's Light!"
"Uh...that's not how it goes, Akane..."
*SMASH*
"Superman no baka!"
Ukyuo=Green Spatula (Arrow)
Appropriate.
Yeah, this one really fits well, I have to admit. Although Ranma as
Superman ??? Their attitudes are almost diametricly opposed.
Shampoo=Wonder Woman
An Amazon...no flamin' wonder.
Moose=Batman
No...Duckman. ^_^
Duckman? I can see it now:
(Scene: Mousse, dressed in a really spooky white costume and feathered,
cape, with a yellow hooded cowl is standing next to a Generic
Love Interest(not Shampoo). They are in a dark cave filled with
all sorts of gadgets.
Generic Love Interest: Who are you? Why do you dress up as a duck?
Mousse(ultra-serious tone): I am Duckman. When I was young, I stumbled
on these caves. While here, I was frightened by a wild duck.
It was then that I realised what power the image of a duck
could have. So, when I chose to combat crime, I assumed the
mantle of a duck, to strike fear into the hearts of criminals.
Generic Love Interest: Did it work?
Mousse: No, but usually the criminals are so incapacitated from laughter
that it doesn't matter if they feel fear.
)
Ryoga=Shazam
Naaah...Ol' "Blue Thunder" Kunou'd be better for this.
Kunou could be 'Dark Adam', or whatever the evil Shazam guy was called
a few years ago.
I must admit, I always thought that the Marvel Universe fit the
characters better. I mean...
Ranma - I'd say Spiderman. Cocky, super agile, prone to insulting
his enemies, they can both cling to ceilings...
Akane - Oh, come on. It has to be Thor. The hammer sums it all up. And
Thor can speak normally when he wants to, before you bring up
his archaic language.
Ryouga- I don't know... Ghost Rider? I mean, they both go on about
vengeance, they've both seen hell... :)
They both throw weapons, with Ryouga's bandannas and GR's
shuriken chain bits.
Or how about the Hulk. Super strong, real hard to hurt,
massive temper...
Mousse - Marvel brought a certain character back recently in fact...
Howard the Duck!
Wolverine? The way Wolverine pops those claws always
reminds me of the clawed weapons Mousse has used once
or twice.
Or, of course, Daredevil. Mousse could do with instinctive
sonar... Actually, Daredevil would probably be perfect
for Mousse.
Shampoo - Hmm... what's her name? Tigra? She'd be perfect for Shampoo.
Or Rogue... it'd give a new meaning to the Kiss of Death...
Or the Black Cat, if you wanted to tie her to Ranma as
Spiderman.
Ukyou - I'll be unoriginal and say Hawkeye.
Or Dagger, of Cloak and Dagger. If I remember correctly, Dagger
had a small thing for Spiderman once, and if Ranma was Spiderman...
Genma - There's this Russian guy in Marvel who can change between
human and bear form. I think he's called Major Ursa.
Oh well, whatever. I haven't read DC or Marvel in a couple of years
anyway.
Oh... and what does this have to do with the artist required thing?
Absolutely nothing, but that's the risk you take when you send things
to the FFML...
(Looks at the amount of time he just spent on this, and realises)
I... need... sleep... ^_^
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