ROTFL!!! I can imagine it now...

Ryouga: Damn I'm hungry... (looks in the fridge) Hm... nothing in here... 
and if I go out for food, I'll get lost. (snaps fingers) I know! I'll
call for take-out. (goes over to the phone and after ending up in the
bathroom twice, circling the house once, getting stuck in a closet, he
finally finds the phone) Hm... let's see... the Nekohanten sounds good.
(picks up the phone and dials)

Voice: Hello. You have reached the Goddess Relief Help Line. Please hold
and we will send someone over for a consultation.

Ryouga: <piku> Eh? Must've got the wrong num-

Kun-chan: Ryouga-sama!!! <glomp>

Ryouga: What the-?!? Who the hell are you?!?

Kun-chan: (still holding onto Ryouga) My name's Kun-chan and I'm from the
Goddess Relief Office. I'm here to grant you a wish. 

Ryouga: A wish?!? But... ah... like what?

Kun-chan: Oh... anything you desire. Although, if you can't think of
anything, I have a few suggestions in mind... (whispers in his ear)

Ryouga: Erk! (nose explodes in a geyser of blood)

Kun-chan: Oh my.

*ROTFL*

Kun-chan...