On Mon, 24 Feb 1997, Mark Doherty wrote:
 

Short and sweet, although it felt a little incomplete. But it was nice
and funny, and that's all that matters.

Yess! At last... C&C's... oh, thankyou,thankyou.. (now here's a guy who
doesn't care a whit about his keyboard... take notes everybody...hehe)

Incidentally, which parts do you find funny? I just want to know what
works and what doesn't :)

And how do you define 'felt a little incomplete'? 

(Scene: WAD headquarters. A generic Chief type person is sitting at a 
 desk when your typical generic Panicked Flunky runs in.

 Panicked Flunky: Chief! Chief! It's horrible!!! Horrible!!! Oh the humanity!!!

 Chief: Calm down son, you're overacting. What's the problem?

 Panicked Flunky: A massive pileup of sadfics and darkfics on the FFML, sir.
                  Apparently Richard Lawson decided to release his 'Surreal
                  World: In this episode, everybody in anime you like dies.'
                  at the same time that Nicholas Leifker released 'The
                  Sunset Saga: And you thought that Sunrise was
                  Depressing.'

 Chief: Oh my GOD!!! Quick, hit the emergency scramble button!!!

 <Insert AHOOGA sounds of your choice here>

 <Lots of scenes of dedicated WAD staff running around like headless
  chickens. Focus in on a scene of the Chief and the Panicked Flunky
  in a War Room.>

 Chief: Very well, release the countermeasures.

 Panicked Flunky: Countermeasures away.

 <Several authors release chapters of their work as a counteragent against
  the sadfics. Slowly, but surely, the C&Cers affected by the sadfics stop 
  crying and threatening to kill themselves. There is a cheer from those
  in the War Room as the Chief looks on proudly and stoicly.>

 Chief: Our work here... is done.

 <Insert more cheers and really uplifting music here.>

Heheh...


ME!!! (really uplifting story....hee.)