NARRABUNDAH 1/2
by Urac Sigma with Suzy Styles
Volume II, chapter five
Minasan - Dare Desuka?
CAST OF CHARACTERS
SIGMATOME RATBAT
Chiropteran!
TENDO SUZY
Otaku!
TENDO NIKI
Blackmail!
SIGMATOME NICOLE
Estranged!
SIGMATOME LEN
Panda!
TENDO BOBBI
Mother!
TENDO FIONA
Sweet!
KUNOU JARRAH
Samurai!
HODJSUKE TIMOTHY
Servant!
KUONJI COLLEEN
Chef!
TOBOKI EUAN
Lost!
HAPPOUSAI GRAHAM
Short!
SAYURI KIM
Bouncy!
HINOMIYA RUTHIE
Childish!
GOSUNKUGI SAM
Magic!
with a
SOLDIER
TITLE SEQUENCE.
[Opening theme: Little Date (alternate version).
Finishes with a voice-over from Suzy and an
appropriate art-card.]
SUZY [VO]: Minasan - Dare Desuka?
1. KOCHAN'S.
[CAPTION: Neribanda, Japan - Sunday 10 September
1995 ]
[Shortly after the events of last episode.
Ratbat-chan, Suzy, Bobbi, Colleen and Len
[panda]. Ratbat is wearing an 'Oh-Glenda-you're-
so-stoopid' expression while talking to Len.]
RATBAT: Just to clarify here, Chichi...you told Haha
that you'd raise me to be a man among men. This,
I might add, is right before we go on a training
trip, correct?
LEN: Mrarg.
[Len nods.]
RATBAT: Now, on this training trip, I - the one you
promised would come back as a man - ends up as a
girl. Am I still on track?
LEN: Mrowf.
RATBAT: In fact, it is not until after I return from
this training trip as a girl do you reveal that
if you break your promise we have to both commit
seppuku!!
[She really shouts the last bit, and Len visibly
shrinks back. He holds up a sign saying 'Well, I
suppose you COULD see it that way.'.]
RATBAT: How does having huge chibusa reconcile with your
image of a man?
[Len spins the sign, and it now reads 'A man
with huge breasts, maybe?'.]
RATBAT: Berk.
SUZY: Anyway, you call them huge?
RATBAT: What - against those? Aye, soone.
SUZY: In your little eechi dreams.
RATBAT: Dare wa eechi da?!
COLLEEN: [Sigh] Don't tell me - they're always at this,
right?
[Bobbi nods.]
COLLEEN: Right.
[She spins both Suzy and Ratbat around to face
her. She suddenly flips up their tops, and uses
her hands to size everything up (this takes a
while on Ratbat). She withdraws, looking
professional.]
COLLEEN: Same. There you go. You're the same size all
round.
[Ratbat and Suzy are standing there with
completely stunned expressions on their faces.
Bobbi, mindful of proceedings, pulls their tops
back down. They barely notice.]
RATBAT: I feel used.
SUZY: I feel turned on.
[Everyone looks over at her, and she realises
what she just said.]
RATBAT: 'Turned on'?
SUZY: What? I didn't say that! No, I said 'used', same
as you. Hai.
RATBAT: Didn't sound like it.
SUZY: Eeeeeeeto...it's my accent. That's it. See...
'tsukau', 'shigeki suru'...sound almost exactly
the same, right?
RATBAT: Iie.
SUZY: Han...Ratbat no baka!
[Gets it out and bonks her.]
BOBBI: Suzy-chan! Ratbat-chan! This isn't getting us
anywhere!
RATBAT: Hai. [To Len] Are ye sure she said seppuku? I
know you're memory's a bit shocking. Are you it
wasn't more like 'anyway, it doesn't count if
Ratbat happens to fall in a magic spring, and in
any event, the most I'll do is get a bit
disappointed in you'?
[Len thinks, then shakes his head.]
RATBAT: Chikusho. So what, do we do a runner?
BOBBI: Iie. Your gakko's bad enough as it is. What we
do is we keep you both in your cursed forms -
it's easier to avoid hot water than cold. I
think. Or that could be mud. Anyway, this [Len]
is your pet panda - an ordinary, common panda.
SUZY [Dry]: As is, of course, owned by many teenagers across
Japan.
BOBBI: Mochiron. And you, my red-haired little girl,
are my daughters' visiting cousin, Tendo
Komoriko.
[On Ratbat's dumbfounded reaction. She blinks.
Dissolve.]
2. OUTSIDE TENDO DOJO.
[Establishing shot.]
NICOLE [OOV]:Oh, no...a training journey?
[It's one of those things, really. The previous
line would have been something like 'They've
gone on a training journey,' and by repeating
it, Nicole would be looking about half as smart
as she really is.]
3. ENTRY HALL.
[Bobbi is here, talking to Nicole.]
BOBBI: Hai...that's right. They won't be back for...oh,
ages.
NICOLE: Ano...that's disappointing. [Brightens] Oh,
well...at least I'll get to see your daughters
again.
[Bobbi has a mixed expression: She was kind of
hoping that Nicole might decide to leave at this
point.]
BOBBI: Yes, come through...
[She leads Bobbi through.]
4. LIVING ROOM.
[Bobbi brings Nicole in. Already here are Ratbat-
chan, Niki, Suzy, Fiona and Len the panda.]
BOBBI: It's been a while since you saw them all,
Nicole, but these are my daughters... Fiona...
FIONA: Hajimemashite.
BOBBI: Niki...
NIKI: Hi.
BOBBI: Suzuran--
SUZY: Oi!
[She pulls her mallet out and wields it.]
BOBBI: Er, Suzy. Just Suzy, nothing else. [Whew]
[Suzy tosses the mallet aside and it bounces off
Ratbat's head.]
SUZY: Ohayo.
BOBBI: ...and this is their cousin, who has come to
stay with us for a while, Komoriko.
RATBAT: Ohayo.
NICOLE: Komoriko... Nee, I don't think I've heard about
you before...are you from Bobbi's side or the
girls' father's side?
[Ratbat is lost. She has no idea about any Tendo
family outside the four she lives with. Niki
leaps to the rescue.]
NIKI: Umm...this is her pet panda!
[She grabs Len and sticks him in Nicole's face.]
LEN: Mrowf!
[Nicole laughs, steps back and shakes Len's
hand.]
NICOLE: Ohayo gozaimasu, panda-chan...and what's your
name?
NIKI: Ummm...that's it. Yeah, he's called Panda-chan!
NICOLE: Really? What a nice name. Does he do any tricks?
RATBAT: Un...
FIONA: Hai, Komoriko-chan has taught him to read and
write...and even to drink Scotch and play shogi!
[As Nicole turns back to Len, Bobbi looks at
Fiona quizzically. Aside to her, she says:]
FIONA [Low]: There's no way he's going to remember to stop
doing those things, even if he is a panda...I
thought that this was the best way.
BOBBI [Low]: That makes sense.
NICOLE: Ja...he sounds just like Len!
[Everyone laughs nervously.]
SUZY: Hai! That's right. In fact, sometimes we even
forget, and call Panda-chan Len. [Babbling] I
just thought I'd mention it. You know, in case
you heard us call the panda Len and then you
thought that it was Len only it can't be Len
because it's a panda. So, don't think that Panda-
chan's Len. Because he's not. He's a panda. And
Len isn't.
[Realises that everyone is looking at her and
cringes.]
SUZY: Sumimasen.
[She puts a bucket over her head.]
FIONA: Come along, Sigmatome-san. I'll show you to our
guest room.
[She leads Nicole from the room. Niki glances at
Ratbat, then briefly follows. Ratbat missed her
look.]
RATBAT: A guest room. This gaff has a guest room. If I'd
known that sixteen hours ago, this would have
been a much easier day.
SUZY [Low]: Ratti...
RATBAT: Un?
SUZY [Low]: Don't you think that while your Haha's here, if
you're supposed to be someone else, it might be
an idea to at least try to speak with a Japanese
accent?
RATBAT: Do wha'? Dinna ken what ye're talking about.
SUZY [Low]: Do you...ken that she'll force you to do
yourself in if she works out who you are?
RATBAT [Mafune Toshiro's voice dubbed on]: Iidesuka?
[Suzy nods, a really weird expression on her
face.]
SUZY: Maybe you could try a little less...
RATBAT: Hai, I see what you mean...
[Suddenly, Euan leaps in through the front
window/door.]
EUAN: SIGMA--
[He gets no further as Suzy and Ratbat suddenly
plow his face into the ground.]
EUAN [Muffled]: Nan da yo?
RATBAT: I am not Sigmatome Ratbat. Ye havena-- [sigh]
You have not seen Sigmatome Ratbat for days. I
am Tendo Komoriko. I am a cousin to Tendo Suzy,
Tendo Niki, and Tendo Fiona.
[She lets Euan's head up.]
EUAN: Why should I help you out?
RATBAT: It would certainly be conducive to good
relations around here, I can tell you that much.
SUZY: Come on, Euan. You can settle your score with
Ratbat after her mother leaves.
[Euan looks at her. He ain't gonna do diddly
what Ratbat says, but he's got the panting hots
for Suz.]
EUAN: [Sigh] OK.
[Nicole returns to the room.]
NICOLE: Did I hear the beginnings of the name
'Sigmatome' being bellowed out at an Earth-
shattering volume just now?
SUZY: Han...iie. It was just...uh, Euan here, he's
Greek, and he sometimes likes to try to...teach
us his alphabet. That's why he called out 'Sigma',
which is by a huge coincidence, the same sound
as the beginning of your surname, Sigmatome. And
Ratbat's. Only Ratbat's not here, remember, so
there's no way he could have been calling out
for Ratbat. Yeah? Yeah, good one, Suz. [Pause]
[Self] Fuck, I said it out loud again. [Aside,
to Ratbat] The next crappy explanation's on you.
[She leaves. Euan turns to Ratbat.]
EUAN [Sotto]:Did you ever tell her?
RATBAT [Sotto]: Nan?
EUAN [Sotto]:Her [indicates Nicole] - about us. How we
were...how shall we say...on.
[Unfortunately, Nicole isn't as deaf as all
that.]
NICOLE: Oh, how wonderful!
EUAN & RATBAT: Buh?
NICOLE: Oh, forgive me, Komoriko-chan. But when Fiona
was telling me how much time you spend with
Panda-chan, teaching him to read and write, I'd
feared that you didn't have many human
friends...but now I see that you've got a
boyfriend! Komoriko, I'm so happy for you...
[She leaves the room. Ratbat looks at Euan. She
goes into uberkawaii mode.]
RATBAT: Hey - looks like we're going to be giving it
another go!
EUAN: I hate you.
[Ratbat sticks her tongue out at him. Dissolve.]
5. QUAD.
[Suzy emerges to find a small crowd gathering
towards one side of the quad. She tries to peer
over people, but it's no good. A youth wearing a
school uniform, with blonde hair and glasses
passes her, eating something.]
GOSUNKUGI: Morning, Suz.
[Suzy tries to ask the question, but he's gone.
(I lied. He's still Gosunkugi. It just suited
him too much.) Another student comes up behind
Suzy. She is quite small, with shoulder-length
black hair, wearing overalls.]
SAYURI: Su-Su-Su-Suzyyy!
[She tries to jump up to see, but she's even
smaller than Suzy.]
SAYURI: What's going on? Huh? Huh?
SUZY: Wakaranai.
[She pauses, then holds a hand out to her.]
SUZY: Climb up.
[Sayuri uses the hand to hoist herself onto
Suzy's shoulders. She looks.]
[Colleen has set up a small barbecue-like
affair, and is going at it making okonomiyaki,
occasionally passing them out to the gathered
students.]
SAYURI: Free food!!
[She jumps up from Suzy's shoulders, bounces off
her head, then leaps into the crowd. We follow
her, then pan back down to Suzy, who now lies
crumpled on the ground.]
SUZY: Of course, I could have asked a tall student,
but no...
[Niki comes to her side. She stoops to her
sister.]
NIKI: Why, Suz...how kind of you to prostrate yourself
before me!
SUZY: Oh, I call it second nature...
[Niki helps Suzy to her feet, briefly looking
about as she does so. In short, she's a little
distracted.]
[Elsewhere, Ruthie-sensei appears on the scene.]
RUTHIE: Hey! You're taking income from the canteen!
That's bad!
[She holds out her coin. Colleen sees this out
of the corner of her eye, and tosses an
okonomiyaki to her.]
RUTHIE: Wheeeee! Free food!
[She gleefully starts to eat it, and skips away.
Ratbat-chan comes up behind Colleen.]
RATBAT: Howyeh, Kochan.
COLLEEN: Hey, Ratchan.
[Ratbat tries to work something out.]
RATBAT: What are ye doing here? I thought ye didnae
start at Narrabundah College until Wednesday.
COLLEEN: I don't. But doing freebies like this not only
keeps me in practice, it also provides some
advertising for the shop.
[She shows Ratbat an okonomiyaki, which has the
Kochan's logo on it in sauce.]
RATBAT: Ha. Nice one.
[We find Kunou at the other side of the quad,
eating an okonomiyaki. Tim is nearby.]
TIM: So, Kunou-sama...you don't want to strike Kuonji
down any longer, girl or otherwise?
KUNOU: Timothy...a wise man will know that a futile
conflict provides no feast for the soul of
battle.
TIM: So...you're not beating her up because she gave
you free food.
KUNOU: That's about the size of it.
[Kunou suddenly starts and half doubles-over.]
KUNOU: What hell-fiend has--
[Tim works it out and stoops to the ground. He
lifts up Kunou's robe, and Happousai Graham
walks out.]
GRAHAM: Damn! It's just a robe. I thought it might have
been a dress.
KUNOU: What manner of man are you?
GRAHAM: I could ask you the same question. What d'you
think you're playing at, interrupting an old man
in his declining years!?
TIM: 'Declining years'? How old are you?
GRAHAM: Muhaha. Why, I can remember Shatner before the
toupee.
KUNOU: I would ask thee thy name, but my code of honour
demands that I introduce myself first. Very
well. I am kempo champion, and president of all
of this gakko's martial arts societies. My skill
in combat is unsurpassed in my peer group! I am
Kunou Jarrah - Narrabundah College's Aoi
Ikazuchi!
[Holds his rubber sword aloft. As in chapter
one, lighting plays around in the vicinity. This
time, the heavens open, and the rain falls from
the sky. Everyone screams and starts to run
inside.]
GRAHAM: And your sword's made of rubber.
KUNOU: Curse you that you should have such a keen eye!
Hai, I once had a fine and traditional bokken,
one that I could wield better than any blade,
but it was lost to me in battle!
TIM: Yeah. Ratbat set it on fire.
GRAHAM: Oh...Ratbat. That would be Sigmatome Ratbat, nee?
Well, well...my name's Happousai Graham, my
young warrior.
[He pulls a couple of cans of Guinness from
hammerspace and offers one to Jarrah.]
GRAHAM: Walk with me to the car park. There's a couple
of things I think we should talk about...
6. KITCHEN.
[Bobbi, Fiona and Nicole are here. After a
moment, Suzy and Ratbat walk in, home from
school.]
SUZY [Self]: She's not here, either.
BOBBI: Dare?
RATBAT: Niki. She's been acting odd and avoiding us all
day.
FIONA: Yes...I noticed earlier.
[Fiona's not clueless, she's keeping shtum, OK?]
NICOLE: Oh, come now! Surely you must have guessed!
SUZY: Atete mita?
NICOLE: You're both girls yourselves, you should have
seen it...Niki-chan is in love!
[Ratbat looks confused. Suzy starts to piece it
together. Bobbi worked it out yesterday (or
rather, got it wrong yesterday and now it's
right). Suzy and Ratbat back out of the room.]
7. LIVING ROOM.
RATBAT: Ye think you know it?
SUZY: I just got it...she hasn't been avoiding me all
day. She was with me for all of lunchtime, while
you were off talking to Colleen.
RATBAT: Nee, I told ye...her and me, we're just--
SUZY: Urusai. I'll pick on you about that another day.
It hasn't been me - it's you!
RATBAT: Um...are you saying what I think you're saying?
SUZY: No, I'm not saying that thing about penii again.
Don't pretend you still don't get it - Niki has
fallen for you!
[Her face turns to shocked as Nicole enters
behind Ratbat.]
NICOLE: What was that?
SUZY: Han...sorry, Sigmatome-san, you interrupted.
Niki has fallen for...you know who I mean...that
guy in...um...Melbourne.
[Screws up her face.]
SUZY: Excuse me, I have to go powder my collar.
[Exit Suzy.]
RATBAT: Han...yes. I will help you.
[She starts to follow, but Nicole restrains
her.]
NICOLE: Eeto...could I talk to you for a moment,
Komoriko-chan?
RATBAT [fake accent slipping]: Hai, Okaasan.
NICOLE: It migh-- [Pause] Did you just call me 'mother'?
RATBAT: Och, I mean, Oh, um...I just do that to
everyone...uh, Sigmatome-san! I just somehow got
into the habit of calling all females older than
me 'okaasan'! Un, right!
[At this point, Niki is trying to pass through
unnoticed, but Ratbat whirls around and faces
her.]
RATBAT: Hello, Okaasan!
[Niki breaks out of her state long enough to
blink slowly at Ratbat.]
NIKI: You are so weird.
[She mopes out of the room.]
RATBAT: Heeheeheeha. Gomenasai...is it a problem?
NICOLE: Eeto...no, not at all, if that's what you do.
RATBAT: Well, I'm glad we got that settled then. Bye!
[Tries to leave again, but once more Nicole gets
her.]
NICOLE: That wasn't actually what I wanted to talk to
you about.
RATBAT: Oh.
NICOLE: Now, it might not be my place to say this...but
it looks to me like you're having some trouble
with Euan.
RATBAT: I'll say.
(Stupidlittlesodcan'tevengetoveronelittleaffairay
earagoandtriestotellmewhomyfianceecanand--)
[Realises] Oh. You mean my *boyfriend* Euan,
right?
NICOLE: Exactly. It's just that...since I arrived, I've
noticed that you two haven't always
been...getting along terribly well.
RATBAT [Bad attempt at innocence]: Na...what do you mean?
NICOLE: When he came over for breakfast this morning, he
tried to knock you unconscious, and then you
tried to drown him in the duck pond.
RATBAT: Oh aye. Um, hai. That.
NICOLE: Now, I know that the two of you are young, and
you probably know how to run your own
lives...but I think I know what the problem is.
RATBAT: ...
NICOLE: You just don't appeal to him properly, Komoriko!
I know men - I've been married to one for twenty-
two years. They're the same at any age. They
like to see a woman who is...female.
[Ratbat kneads one of her lower breasts self-
consciously.]
RATBAT [Starting to panic]: Ano...how am I not female...?
NICOLE: Well, I don't mean it like that. Obviously
you're female, Komoriko-chan...it's just that
you're not very...effeminate.
RATBAT: Oh?
NICOLE: Oh, look - I'll show you. Come with me...
[She starts to lead her worried-looking 'son'
away.]
[A rough explanation of what's happening here:
What Nicole is after is a type of effeminity
that even Ratbat thinks is too much. In short,
yes, Nicole wants effeminate, while Ratbat sees
herself more as feminine. In short, Nicole sees
that the best way for a female with a
relationship in trouble to appeal to her consort
is to act like a sickly-sweet nine-year-old.]
RATBAT: Oh...Sigmatome-san? Could we possibly do this
another time? I've just remember something that
I, er, have to do.
NICOLE: Oh. Very well.
[She smiles sweetly and goes.]
RATBAT [VO]: Yeah, like warn Euan...we might have our
differences, but this is getting a bit much...
[Exits. Bobbi comes from the kitchen. Sounds a
bit vague, talking to herself.]
BOBBI: So it was what we thought. Niki fancies Ratbat.
So what does that mean for Suzy? Who likes who?
How are our families going to be joined? Ratbat
has to be engaged to one of the Tendo women.
It's not Fiona...but I don't think it's Niki or
Suzy either. [Squeak!] Ratbat must be engaged to
me!
[Looks terribly confused. Len the panda happens
along, holding a sign saying 'Eh, are you all
right?' The befuddled Bobbi turns to him.]
BOBBI [Gone]:Will you marry me?
[Len frowns and slaps her on the head with the
sign. He then places a bottle of Scotch in her
hands.]
BOBBI: Hai...I think I need that.
[Dissolve.]
8. NIKI'S LAIR.
[Evening/night. Niki is pacing.]
NIKI: What to do, what to do...?!
NIKI [VO]: Why do I feel this way? He's no different than
she was three days ago! Kami-sama...it's hard to
think that not so long ago I was trying to avoid
marrying her! But now...arrgghh...I want him!!
[She sits at the desk and thumps it. Tears are
in her eyes.]
NIKI [VO]: Nnnhh...there's only one thing for it. Only one
person around here understands my sex life, even
if she is almost the worse person to go to...
[Slowly gets to her feet.]
9. SUZY'S ZONE.
[Suzy is here, lying on her bed and looking at
the ceiling, deep in thought. That seems to be
a popular past-time in this show.]
SUZY [VO]: What am I worried about? I know nothing
happened. It's...Ratbat, for Glenda's sake.
[Pause] For fuck's sake, I mean. Hai. She's not
getting to me, I'm not getting to her. I didn't
say 'Glenda', and she never says 'nerf'. [Pause]
Oh yeah? Well if I'm so sure nothing happened,
how come I'm not? True, she said she had no
interest in that kind of thing, but...how easy
is that to say to someone?! I've only got their
little act on Sunday morning to speak for
anything! It could have been very different...
[Dream transition.]
10. NIKI'S LAIR.
[A dream sequence. Miraculously, though, not in
super-deformed. Niki is lying sprawled on the
bed, in...interesting lingerie, licking her lips
in that sexy way that makes people think you
didn't finish your lunch properly. The door
edges open, and Ratbat-kun enters, carrying
himself like some kind of screen idol. Through
the whole scene, Niki sounds like a phone sex
line, and Ratbat like Mafune Toshiro.]
NIKI: Say...you came early...
RATBAT: I'm terribly sorry...it hasn't happened to me
before. Actually, that fool locked my bedroom
door.
NIKI: My, my, my...you'd almost think she was
encouraging us...
RATBAT: Ha. She doesn't suspect a thing. Baka. I almost
feel sorry for her.
NIKI: Oh no, baby...if you're going to feel something,
feel me...
RATBAT: Best damn offer I've had since...last night.
[He disrobes. As he does, we can see (through
the LEOPARD-PRINT underwear that Suzy's seen fit
to imagine for him) that he's a lot better
endowed in the nobular stakes than what we
actually saw way back in the pilot.]
NIKI: Oh...fill me with your little babies.
RATBAT: Bollocks to that. Let's just spend the time
screwing instead.
NIKI: Ah...you're a man after my own heart. And you
know what they say the quickest way to a woman's
heart is...
[Ratbat goes forward onto the bed, and they
reach for each other. However, before anything
happens, Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart appears,
and starts wandering the room, clucking like a
chicken.]
SUZY [VO]: Chikusho. I hate it when my mind wanders!
[We hear the sound of knocking on the door.]
11. SUZY'S ZONE.
[That was the real door. Suzy sits up, a fuming
expression fading from her face.]
SUZY: Come in.
[The door opens to admit Niki, serious-faced for
a change.]
NIKI: Suz...um...can I talk to you?
12. HALLWAY.
[Ratbat comes up the stairs, muttering to
herself.]
RATBAT [Self]: Nerf...I couldnae find Euan anywhere. Guess
he'll find out sooner or later. Still, at least
it got me out of Kaachan's way...
[She sees the open door to Suzy's Zone, and goes
towards it. She gets there just as Suzy is about
to close the door.]
RATBAT: Eh up - what's happening?
SUZY: Umm...it's, uh, girl talk.
RATBAT: Ja, I'm a girl!
SUZY: Yeeeahhh - but this is, like, you know, a
sisters-family thing.
RATBAT: I'm all but family. I'm almost a sister.
[Pause.]
SUZY: No! You're almost a wife!
RATBAT: So?
SUZY: Ja...everyone knows you don't talk about stuff
in front of your wife!
[Shuts the door. Ratbat shakes her head and
walks away.]
13. FRONT ROOM, KUNOU MANOR.
[Track with Tim as he enters carrying a tray
with two Guinni on it. As he approaches Kunou
and Graham sitting on the sofas, fade up on
their voices.]
GRAHAM: ...but I can't, because the property itself
isn't mine.
KUNOU: And so, you wish me to become your student in
this endeavour.
GRAHAM: Oh, don't get me wrong, young Jarrah - you're a
fine warrior as it is, but in order to do this.
KUNOU: Of course, sensei, of course. 'Tis a fine plan.
You shalt live a long life.
GRAHAM [Deadpan]: I already have, moron. [Pause] In that
case...I'd like to propose a toast.
[They take their drinks from Tim's tray.]
GRAHAM: To seiko to shippai!
KUNOU: I'm sorry?
[Graham smiles.]
GRAHAM: To our success - and their failure.
[Kunou smiles back, and they drink.]
END CREDITS.
Tendo Suzy
SUZY STYLES
Sigmatome Ratbat
URAC SIGMA
Tendo Niki
NIKI O'BRIEN
Sigmatome Len
LEN BOWEN
Tendo Bobbi
ROBYN SCHOLES
Sigmatome Nicole
NICOLE WYLIE
Kuonji Colleen
COLLEEN HICK
Toboki Euan
EUAN BOWEN
Ruthie-sensei
RUTH CRABB
Happousai Graham
GRAHAM HENSTOCK
Hodjsuke Timothy
TIM HODGE
Gosunkugi Sam
SAM SMITH
Ratbat's other voice
MAFUNE TOSHIRO
The Brigadier
NICHOLAS COURTNEY
written by
URAC SIGMA
with
SUZY STYLES
creation and development
URAC SIGMA
SUZY STYLES
EUAN BOWEN
LEILA FETTER
with apologies to
TAKAHASHI RUMIKO
(amongst others)
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