NARRABUNDAH 1/2
by Urac Sigma with Suzy Styles
Volume II, chapter one
Toujou! Eien no Mayoigo, Euan. Toto!
CAST OF CHARACTERS
TENDO SUZY
That girl with the buns
SIGMATOME RATBAT
The one what turns into a girl when he gets wet
TENDO NIKI
The blackmailing chick
TOBOKI EUAN
Always gettin' lost
KUONJI COL
Who? Oh, the spatula guy.
TENDO FIONA
The domestic one
KUNOU JARRAH
That samurai dude
SIGMATOME LEN
Panda guy
TENDO BOBBI
The mum
TOBOKI CALLUM
Good-lookin' doctor
Two
OTAKU
What's this?
Another
LOST BOY?
0. INT. CORE NARRABUNDAH COLLEGE COMMON ROOM.
DAY.
[This scene's in live-action. We start on a
close-up of the edge of a common room table in
the core Narrabundah College. After a moment, a
hand grips the edge - a slightly webbed one,
long over-cared for fingernails, hematite ring,
coming out of green sleeve.]
ANGLO-SCOTTISH VOICE: Romance.
[Another hand grips the table right next to it.
No (or short) sleeve. Also long nails, black
polish, incredibly long little fingernail. A
mite smaller than the first.]
AUSTRO-JAPANESE VOICE: Violence.
[Over the next few shots, we will become aware
that these are Suzy and Ratbat, only they're
not. While they're still dressed akin to their
characters, these are obviously Suzy Styles and
Urac Sigma rather than Tendo Suzy and Sigmatome
Ratbat.]
[CU on each mouth in turn.]
SIGMA: Transsexuality...
STYLES: Aquaphobia...
[Eyes.]
SIGMA: Martial arts...
STYLES: Lingerie theft...
[Now full-body shots, leaning on the table.]
SIGMA: Interfering parents...
STYLES: Bizarre teachers...
[They come forward from the table.]
SIGMA: Nudity...
STYLES: Blackmail...
[They end up back-to-back, just like many famous
pictures of Ranma and Akane.]
STYLES & SIGMA: Welcome back to Neribanda!
[And we hear the music, and go straight into...]
TITLE SEQUENCE.
[Opening theme: Little Date (alternate version).]
[A new title sequence: It starts off with a pan
from Ratbat-kun's feet to his head, and no
sooner have we got there, than Suzy and Niki tip
a bucket of water over him, and he turns into
Ratbat-chan. What then follows is a series of
clip-like sequences, showing the various types
of things that our heroes usually get up to
(Suzy bonking Ratbat with a mallet, Niki
counting money, Graham with a horde of
underwear, Ruthie with her coin, Kunou flexing
his rubber sword, etc, etc), perhaps with one or
brief clips from the Jusenkyou sequence from the
start of the series, and bits of stilted romance
things. Of course, it all finishes with a voice-
over from Suzy and an appropriate art-card.]
SUZY [VO]: Toujou! Eien no Mayoigo, Euan. Toto!
1. OVER NERIBANDA.
[An aerial view of the district, showing us that
it is night, and a quiet one at that.]
[CAPTION: Neribanda district, Tokyo, Japan -
Friday 8 September 1995 ]
[We zoom around to find the Tendo Dojo. Home
in.]
2. NIKI'S LAIR.
[Niki sits here in bed, writing in a diary.]
NIKI [VO]: What can I say? After reading Suzy's and
Ratbat's for so long, I couldn't help but start
a nikki of my own. You know, with stuff besides
who's on what roll of film and things like that.
Actually most of the reason I want to do it is
because I wanted to write down some of the weird
stuff that's been going on since the Sigmatomes
moved in. OK, so first off Mum engaged one of us
to her friend's son so they could take over the
family dojo and never told us. A bit off, but
she's always been a bit vague, so I can't say I
really blame her. It's what happened in the -
shit, it's only been a month - what's happened
in the tsuki since that's really worth
mentioning. For a start, we manage to get Ratbat
- that's the son's name, by the way - engaged to
Suzy rather than myself or Fiona. It could have
backfired horribly, but it looks like they're
getting along now.
3. SUZY'S ZONE.
[Suzy is in her bed, asleep.]
SUZY [In sleep]: Baka.
4. RATBAT'S DEN.
[Ratbat-kun, the same.]
RATBAT [Asleep]: Bouryoku.
5. NIKI'S LAIR.
[Still at it.]
NIKI [VO]: Then, we find out that Ratbat and her (yes,
that's right, 'her') Dad had a bit of an
accident when they were training at a place
called Jusenkyou in China. They fell into some
mystical pools or something. Now, whenever
Ratbat gets splashed with cold water, she turns
into a girl. Her dad turns into a panda, but
that's not as much fun. Pandas have all the same
bits as humans, they're just furrier.
6. CORRIDOR.
[We see the door of the lavatory. There is the
flushing sound, and Len (panda) emerges, humming
to himself and folding up a newspaper.]
7. NIKI'S LAIR.
[She can't be stopped.]
NIKI [VO]: Anyway, it goes on from there. We found out that
Ratbat was actually secretly gender dysphoric.
For the last sixteen years, she's felt like a
woman in a man's body - although not much of
one, maybe a boy's body would be better - so she
likes it better when she's in her onna state. Of
course, she sometimes thinks twice about that
when it comes to Kunou.
Kunou Jarrah's this self-obsessed martial-arts
maniac at school. It was bad enough when he just
had the hots for Suzy, but now he's decided he
likes this ponīteru no onna [ie, Ratbat] just as
much...and he'll do anything to make them his.
8. KUNOU'S BEDCHAMBER.
[Traditional Japanese decor, and decorated very
ornately. He is sitting up in bed, looking
through photographs. We see that they are the
snaps of Suzy and/or Ratbat. He keeps doing
appreciative noises, and getting happy looks. We
cut away so we can't see the pictures
themselves.]
KUNOU: Ah...such fine beauty, Tendo Suzy...
[Next pic.]
KUNOU: Mmm, ponīteru no onna, thou shalt be mine...
[Next pic.]
KUNOU: Aahhh...now that is exquisite!!
[We see over his shoulder that he is in fact
looking at a photo of himself.]
9. NIKI'S LAIR.
[Stop it, girl! Ye'll go blind!]
Apart from him, we've had insane ice-skating
martial-artists, a new teacher at school who can
suck the life out of a student with her spare
change, too many challenges to think about...oh,
and our parents' old teacher came back...he's a
complete hentai...and his particular taste is
teenaged girls with big chests. [Pause] You can
see our problem here.
Anyway, Niki no nikki, that was the month that
was. Maybe from here on in, things might calm
down.
[She stops writing, puts the book in her safe,
and turns the light off. As she lowers herself
down, she adds to herself:]
NIKI [Self]: Probably provided no new people show up.
10-11. OVER NERIBANDA/OUTSIDE ABANDONED SHOP.
[We go from outside the dojo to another street
in Neribanda. A truck (the same truck we saw in
the last scene of the last volume) drives up to
the abandoned shop and stops. Two people get
out. Both about sixteen, the first is the lost
boy we followed all over the place last volume.
Long frizzy red hair tied into a ponytail. He
wears glasses, GP boots, a yellow top, black
trousers, and a grey fedora hat with a black and
yellow hatband tied on. (It's description time for
this new volume.) The second boy we've
never met. He has long dark-brown-almost-black
hair, also in a ponytail, not to mention also
having glasses, although his are missing one
arm. He wears clothes reminiscent of a Japanese
school uniform, except for a sash not unlike an
ammo belt that has spatulas in it. He picks a
huge spatula from the back of the truck, and
tucks into a holder on his back. The lost boy
looks up at the empty store.]
LOST BOY: Is this it, Col?
COL: Ee.
[Col grabs the lost boy's bag from the back of
the truck, as well as his own, then shuts and
locks it.]
LOST BOY: But...it's a mise...
[He goes over and looks into the window.]
LOST BOY: A restaurant, come to that.
COL: Uh-huh.
LOST BOY: When you said you had a place in Neribanda, I
didn't...
COL: There's flats upstairs. My family owns a whole
bundle of these places. I figure I
can...[emotional almost-noise] finish what I
came here for, and then maybe start up business.
[He unlocks the door and they go in.]
12. EMPTY RESTAURANT.
[Dust everywhere. Nothing's been cooked or
served here in some time. Col gets a flashlight
from his bag and starts shining it around.]
LOST BOY: What type of business?
COL: An okonomiyaki restaurant. It's the kazokukeiei
no shobai, making okonomiyaki. It all built up
from a yatai my dad had for years when I was a
kid.
[There is a hard edge to his voice when he says
the last part, but the lost boy decides to let
it go.]
LOST BOY: You can cook French food?
[Col looks at him.]
COL: Euan-san...okonomiyaki is Japanese. Don't you
know that? Aren't you Japanese?
EUAN: Ano...do you think that Japanese food will go
down well in France?
COL: We're not in France! We're where we both wanted
to get to! This is Tokyo! We're in Japan!
EUAN: Oh...right... [Looks away]
[Col closes his eyes.]
COL: You didn't know Tokyo was in Japan, did you?
God, you've got bad a sense of chiri! No wonder
you kept getting lost all this time. [Yawn]
Anyway, I'm tired. I'll set up one of the
upstairs rooms for you, then I'll turn in.
EUAN: Then ashita?
[Col smiles nastily.]
COL: Then tomorrow...for what he did to my family...
EUAN: ...and to my life...
COL & EUAN: Sigmatome Ratbat will pay!
13. LIVING ROOM.
[The next morning. Already present we have Bobbi
(loooong brown hair with grey bits in it),
wearing a long royal blue garment that appears
to be part dress, part samurai robe. Fiona
(short light brown hair( enters, neatly-dressed
as ever in slacks and a sweater covered in
clouds and birdies and other sweet things. Fiona
starts laying the table. Over in the corner, we
see Niki and Len. Len (short grey hair and
moustache) is dressed in the same bloody gi that
we always see him in. Niki (long black hair)
wears a seiraa fuku decorated in purple and
black rather than the traditional white and
blue. Yen symbols decorate her neckerchief. She
has another table set up, one with three
upturned cups on them. She is swishing them
around, Len trying to follow.]
NIKI: Come on, then - which one is it under?
LEN: Oh, ye'll have to do better then that, Niki.
Fiddlin' like that's child's play when you're a
master of Rejinra martial arts.
NIKI [Unimpressed]: Which one, then?
[Len takes a blind guess and picks the middle
one. Niki lifts it up. Nothing.]
LEN: Kuso.
NIKI: Come on, pay up.
[Len grumbles and places some cash into her open
palm. He skulks back to the table.]
NIKI: I wonder if it'd still be as much fun if I
actually put a ball under one of the cups.
[Pause] Naahhh...
[Enter Ratbat-kun (medium-length dark brown hair
in a ponytail - he also appears to have effected
the long-ribbon thing), wearing green and blue
Chinese attire with his badge-jacket.]
RATBAT: Ohayo. [Looks around] Suzy-kun wa doko da?
FIONA: Oh, she's in the kitchen at the moment. She's
finishing helping me make breakfast.
[Everyone else in the room suddenly baulks,
turning a pale grey colour for a moment. Panic.]
BOBBI: Musume, are you out of your mind?
FIONA: Okaasan, it's asagohan - even Suzy should be
able to manage that.
LEN: Is it too late to move house?
FIONA: Now, Sigmatome-san, she has to be allowed to
start somewhere.
RATBAT: Aye - Warszawa, for preference.
[With no warning, a mallet swings down and hits
Ratbat on the head.]
SUZY: Ratbat no baka!
[We're back in business!]
[The mallet disappears, and we see Suzy coming
from the direction of the kitchen. Dark brown
hair up in the buns and ribbons we've all come
to know and love. We also have a long green
skirt, a Lum T-shirt, a charcoal waistcoat, a
'rising sun' headband (you know the ones I
mean(, and of course...Jean-Luc, the dog-collar!
She carries a tray with food on it.]
LEN [Brave face]: All right, let's see what we've got here...
[Suzy smiles and dishes out the food. Everyone
looks at it.]
FIONA: Oh, my. Pancakes.
BOBBI: And they're such a lovely...blue colour.
[Everyone continues to stare at them a moment
longer.]
SUZY: Oi! What are you waiting for?
[Immediately, breakfast conversation breaks out
thick and fast, covering the fact that no-one is
eating. Except Niki, who is quit calmly
consuming the blue pancakes. Ratbat looks
surprised. He addresses her in a low voice.]
RATBAT: 'ere...'ow can ye just...eat that? Dinna tell me
she actually cooked summat good for a change.
[Niki shakes her head.]
NIKI: Sureness of metabolism, Batti-chan.
RATBAT: Ye mean ye've mean subjected to Suzy's food
preparation that you can stomach it these days?
[Niki shakes her head.]
NIKI: No, I mean sureness of how my metabolism will
react. It's very precise.
RATBAT: Un?
[Niki checks her watch.]
NIKI: In precisely seven minutes, I will make a
nonchalant excuse, and leave the table. In seven
minutes and thirty seconds, I will go into the
toilet and close the door. In seven minutes and
thirty-three seconds, I will violently and
copiously spew my guts up. In ten minutes, I
will return to the table.
[Smiles nicely.]
RATBAT: You're weird. I look like a bat and turn into a
girl when I get wet, but it's you that's weird.
[On Len, Bobbi and Suzy.]
BOBBI: What do you think of Hiroko?
SUZY [Confused]: Who's Hiroko?
LEN: It's not a person, it's a name.
SUZY: For what?
LEN: Your daughter.
SUZY: What daughter?! I'm not pregnant.
[Turns sexy eyes to Niki.]
SUZY [Sexy]: Unless, Niki-chan...
[Niki returns the eyes.]
NIKI [Sexy]: Yes, Suzy-chan...
[Suzy slowly embraces her.]
SUZY: Did you...?
[Niki looks straight to her, and they are locked
in iris-to-iris passion.]
NIKI [Breathy]: Did I what, darling?
SUZY: ...get me pregnant?
NIKI: This year?
SUZY: Hai...
NIKI: Iie.
[Were this any other time or any other people,
Ratbat might react, or at the very least say
something or be bemused. Now, of course, he's
just sitting there filing his nails. Without
missing a beat, Suzy returns her attention to
the parents.]
SUZY: So what are you talking about?
BOBBI: Well, you know, you and Ratbat, you're going to
get married...you'll end up having children -
it's probably a good idea to choose a namae now,
before there's much pressure.
[Suzy is trying to think of an adequate
response, but she can't.]
SUZY: Nerf!
[Suddenly, Fiona speaks.]
FIONA: Oh, my.
RATBAT: Nani?
FIONA: We've run out of sukiyaki sauce, and I need some
for tonight's dinner. I'll just have to go up to
the hondori later and buy some.
[Suddenly, Niki, then Ratbat, spring to their
feet.]
NIKI: Don't worry, oneechan!
RATBAT: We'll head off right away and get it for you!
[Shouldn't you guys be at school? Oh, forget
it.]
FIONA: Oh, you're so kind. Domo arigatoo gozaimasu!
SUZY: Ne! What about the breakfast I made for you?
NIKI: Han...we left it too long!
RATBAT: Aye, look, it's spoiled. And if we ate it now,
it would be a terrible insult to you! Come on.
Ikimashoo!
[Ratbat and Niki go, an utterly confused Suzy
following them out. Somehow, Len and Bobbi also
mysteriously leave the table. Fiona, left alone,
samples one of Suzy's concoctions.]
FIONA: Oh. It's actually quite good.
14. HIGH STREET.
[Col emerges from an alley, dragging Euan with
him.]
COL: Honestly, Euan!
EUAN: I'm sure that's the right direction.
COL: That's a dead end! I think they might be a bit
better off than trying to run a dojo in a pile
of cardboard boxes.
[He grabs his wrist and starts to lead him.]
COL: Look, we've both been waiting ages to get back
at Ratbat, and I don't th--
VOICE: Ratbat? Speakest thou the name of that manure-
dwelling cur Sigmatome Ratbat?
[They turn.]
COL: Hai.
EUAN: We've got to settle scores of honour with him.
[Yes, we all know who's there: short cropped
hair, blue samurai robe, rubber sword flopping
in the breeze.]
KUNOU: Nay, for I have only these past days decreed
that mine own exacting revenge must come before
any other.
EUAN: Hontoo? What do you want with him?
KUNOU: Not only does he dare to try to make me look
foolish, but he holds fair maidens in his
satanic grip, namely the red-haired beauty and
Tendo Suzy - whom he dares claim as his fiancé!
[Both look surprised at that last word. Col
actually looks slightly hurt.]
COL [Quietly]: Josei...
EUAN: Look, who are you?
KUNOU: I am he who strikes for the honour of
unfortunate onna. I am kempo champion of
Neribanda! I am Kunou Jarrah - Narrabundah
College's Aoi Ikazuchi!
[He holds aloft his sword, and thunder and
lightning play in the immediate vicinity. Strike
a pose.]
COL: He's boring me.
[The combine to punch him into the air and away
- him still in his pose as he flies off.]
EUAN: All right - where do you think this dojo is?
[Col suddenly holds up a hand.]
COL: Listen - we might not need to bother.
EUAN: Huh?
[He drags him down behind a hopper. Further up
the street, we see Suzy, Ratbat and Niki come
into view.]
NIKI [Fade up]: Fair enough...the Dirty Pair against the
Magic Knights.
RATBAT: Magic Knights.
SUZY: Dette ike. The Lovely Angels, no contest.
RATBAT: Get away! The Magic Knights are cuter!
SUZY: They're having a fight, not a cute contest!
RATBAT: Cute contest'd be more fun. Anyway, the
Naitsu've got all magics and stuff.
SUZY: Dirty Pair: Spaceships, big guns and attitude!
RATBAT: Ah, but the Magic Knights 'ave Mokona...
SUZY: Mughi would eat Mokona.
COL: Hold it right there!
[All three look forward to see Col and Euan in
front of them. Col surreptitiously turns Euan
around so he's facing the front.]
EUAN: Prepare to die, you coward!
[Niki immediately drops to her knees and starts
to cry (Tendo Soun comical style).]
NIKI: No! I'm really sorry! I never meant to do it!
Please! We can still all be friends! I'll pay it
all back! I'll make it up to you!!!
COL: [Sigh] We were talking to Ratbat.
[Niki snaps out of it.]
NIKI: Oh. Really? Sorry about that.
[She gets back to her feet.]
NIKI: [Ahem] Continue.
SUZY [To Ratbat]: Who are these people and why do they want
you?
RATBAT: I'm no completely sure...I think...
EUAN: Don't pretend you've forgotten us!
RATBAT: Ah. Glenda.
SUZY: Glenda nani?
RATBAT: That geezer in the hat...I knew him at a school
I went to a few months ago. Hm. Things between
him and me went a mite...hm. The other
guy...I...[looks closer] Kochan? Is that you?
COL: Shut up, you.
EUAN: I've seen Hell because of you! You're going to
pay!
COL: Pay for what you did to both of us!
RATBAT: What I did to...?
SUZY: Yeah - what did you do, Ratti?
RATBAT: Wakaranai! Hontoo ni! Kochan, what's all this
about?
COL: Shut up, 'Ratchan'.
NIKI: 'Ratchan'? 'Kochan'? [To Suzy] I really think
we've missed something here.
SUZY: [Growl]Nerf.
EUAN: Ima! Attack!
COL: Matte kure. I want first go!
EUAN: Dame! Boku!
COL: Uchi!
EUAN: Boku!
[They sigh. As our heroes start to look bored,
the attackers draw their fists match each other
for it.]
EUAN & COL: Jan...ken...pon!
[Euan gets paper, Col rock.]
COL: Chikusho.
[Euan charges at Ratbat. Niki and Suzy stand
clear.]
EUAN: Bakusai-ten-ketsu!
[He goes down and punches the ground before
Ratbat. He actually manages to hit so hard, that
the ground vibrates and cracks, knocking Ratbat
to it.]
SUZY [VO]: What the fuck's going on here...who are these
people?
[In other words, she's still surprised, that's
why she's not helping. Niki stares at Euan.]
NIKI [VO]: He must be strong...he hit the ground hard
enough to cause a small tremor...must be
something to do with channelling they're always
on about. I wonder if Suzy'll go me „2000 on the
new guy?
[Another figure, a guy in a yellow top and green
trousers with a yellow and black bandanna is
passing through.]
BANDANNA [VO]: Where am I now?
[Looks over and sees the ground-shaking punch.]
BANDANNA [VO]: Ah, I've seen it before.
[He goes. On Ratbat, lying on the ground.]
RATBAT [VO]: Ow. Ow. Ow. He's been busy these past months,
I'll give him that. I think he's gone off me.
Better finish this.
RATBAT: Sigmatome seiki-o-tsubusu!
[Makes that attack of his. Euan goes down, but
not out. He soon gets back up again.]
EUAN: Grrrr... Kanazuchi no ashi!
[Goes for an almighty kick. Ratbat fails to
dodge.]
RATBAT: Tenshin amaguriken!
[Makes an almost-too-fast-to-see series of
punches on Euan. Euan reels back, then punches
Ratbat in the face. Ratbat hits the ground, and
rises to his elbows, looking stunned.]
RATBAT: Hey...you didn't call it!
[He struggles to get back to his feet. He's
hurt, but seething.]
RATBAT [VO]: He's really gotten good. Time to go all-out.
RATBAT: SIGMATOME ULTIMATE DEFENSE!!!
[He turns on his heel and runs away.]
[It takes Euan a moment to take this in, then he
starts after him. Ratbat runs down the street a
small way, then turns a corner. Euan turns the
same corner. There is a pause. Ratbat returns
from the bend, looking a bit confused. He looks
around, but he's not there. Euan has got lost
already. Col buries his face in a hand.]
RATBAT: Nan da yo?
[He wanders back, completely befuddled. Col gets
himself together.]
COL: Arrgghh! Right! You might have lost that baka
[Kami knows it isn't hard], but I won't be so
easy...
RATBAT: Kochan...I still dinna understand...
COL: Don't you 'Kochan' me!! I'll teach you to run
out like that!
RATBAT: Run out? Nani?
[Col withdraws his huge spatula.]
COL: Kuonji hera no kogeki!
[Ratbat runs as Col chases after him, obviously
intent on doing him an injury with the huge
tool. They run clean out of shot. On Niki and
Suzy, who look at each other, confused, then
start pretending to make out.]
15. OUTSIDE ABANDONED SHOP.
[This street again, although it looks as if the
shop has started clean-up work. The door,
however, is unlocked. Dr Callum (a tall early-
thirties with red hair, glasses, and blue denim)
passes through, on his way somewhere. After a
brief pause, Ratbat runs into shot. He's gained
some ground on Col, but he's still a problem. He
pauses briefly to gain his breath.]
RATBAT [VO]: What the hell's got into him? Granted, Chichi
and I left somewhat abruptly all those years
ago, but he seems pretty browned off just 'cos I
didn't say sayonara.
[Turns and see Col gaining. Inspired, he shoves
open the door of the shop and runs in.]
COL: Oi! Uchi no! You come out of there!
[Holstering the big spatula, he goes in.]
16. EMPTY RESTAURANT.
[Col comes in and looks around. He sees nothing.
Well, no chiropterans, anyway. He cautiously
looks under tables, and at the ceiling.]
17. BACK KITCHEN.
[Ratbat has comes right through to this back
room of the restaurant. He tries to move
silently out, but accidentally knocks down a
spoon, making a noise. Within seconds, three
small spatulas fly into the wall by his head.]
RATBAT: Eep!
[He turns to see that Col has found him.]
RATBAT: Kochan...uh...hi. Are you going to tell me what
the--Aie!!
[Col has launched himself at Ratbat, and the two
are now grappling.]
COL: Nhh...not only...do you soil my family's
honour...but you have the...nerve to play
ignorant!
[Almost gets a punch in.]
RATBAT: I am ignorant! Thoroughly ignorant! Really, I
don't have a clue at all!! [Pause] Glenda, if
Suzy was here now, she'd be having a field day.
[Manages to get a grip on Col. Somehow, though,
his hand has gotten caught up and found
something underneath his shirt.]
RATBAT: Hm? Nan da yo...?
[He suddenly pulls and is jerked backwards. We
can only see his face, but his expression
betrays abject surprise. The two combatants now
off each other, Ratbat is staggering backwards
to the wall.]
RATBAT: aa...
18. HIGH STREET.
[Niki and Suzy are still at it when they hear
something and look up. It is Euan, storming back
in, miraculously. He must have gravitated.]
EUAN: Coward! Where's he hiding?!
NIKI: Masaka...this yaro is plenty pissed.
[Euan swings and thumps a lamp-post rather hard.
It bends, then slowly creaks down and crashes
with a loud noise.]
EUAN: He...will...pay!!
[Kicks a can so hard that it puts a hole in the
wall across the street.]
EUAN: He has made my life a living hell!!
[Halves a garbage can, scattering trash
everywhere. He looks like he's about to go
another, when a voice speaks.]
VOICE: Look, stop that!
[Euan turns to face the voice, then looks
surprised. Niki and Suzy also turn to see...]
CALLUM: Honestly...can't you ever calm down, ototo-san?
[Suzy and Niki look at each other, then at Euan,
then at Callum, then back at each other.]
NIKI & SUZY: Brother?!
END CREDITS.
[With the alternative version of Equal Romance.]
Tendo Suzy
SUZY STYLES
Sigmatome Ratbat
URAC SIGMA
Tendo Niki
NIKI O'BRIEN
Toboki Euan
EUAN BOWEN
Kuonji Col
C.M. HICK
Tendo Bobbi
ROBYN SCHOLES
Toboki Callum
CALLUM BOWEN
Ryouga
YAMADERA KOUICHI
written by
URAC SIGMA
with
SUZY STYLES
creation and development
URAC SIGMA
SUZY STYLES
EUAN BOWEN
LEILA FETTER
with apologies to
TAKAHASHI RUMIKO
(amongst others)
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/1778/bundahalf.html
(c) Recycadelic Cacti MCMXCVII