I saw this posted to r.a.a.m a few months ago...don't know how many folks
read it...

These are actual quotes from a Sci-Fi Channel anime description.
I guess the rule is: it doesn't matter how good the show is, reduce it
to one sentence, and it's gonna sound stupid.

RANMA 1/2:  Boy turns into girl when wet.
URUSEI YATSURA:  Wacky teenagers fight aliens.
VIDEO GIRL AI:  A girl pops out of a television set.
WINGS OF HONNEAMISE:  Man trains to become astronaut.
OMOIDE PORO PORO:  A girl grows up in Japan.
EVANGELION:  Giant robot fights aliens.

Any good ones you can come up with?

Rayearth: Group of girls saves world.
Escaflowne: Girl helps prince fight with mecha.
Tenchi-Muyo: Boy attracts aliens.
Fushigi Yuugi: Time traveling girls get into trouble.  
Galaxy Express 999: Boy rides train looking for enemies. 
Kiki's Delievery Service: Young witch girl flies for work.
City Hunter: Girl keeps lewd guy partner in line with mallet. 
Project A-ko: Girl tries to keep other girl from getting girl.  
Miyuki-chan in Wonderland: A remake of the Lewis Carroll story. 
Ah! My Goddess: Guy wishes for girl and gets goddess instead.  
Pretty Sammi: A secret society of magic users fight it out for supremacy. 
Sailor Moon:  Alien teenage girls battle evil, experience Junior High
MS-Gundam:  Giant robots fight space Nazis
Dominion Tank Police:  Futuristic police comedy
Patlabor:  Mecha police sitcom
Record of Lodoss War:  Boy and elf save world from ultimate evil
Armitage III:  Girl android hunts psychotic murderer
Bubblegum Crisis:  Rock singer fights off mutants, boyfriend
Akira:  Teenage psychic destroys city
Black Magic M-66:  Robot assassins must be stopped
Rei Rei Missionary of Love:  Girl assists with romantic difficulties
Gundam Wing:  Boys must destroy OZ with giant robots
Bakuretsu Hunter:  Werewolf Carrot defeats magic users
Yuu Yuu Hakusho:  Boy dies and fights demons
Hakkenden:  Woman marries dog
Maison Ikkoku:  Japanese man is unlucky
Key the Metal Idol:  Robot girl must become human
La Blue Girl:  Ninja girl must preserve magic cigar case