Hey, I've got a better idea.

First mix four pounds of Turkish grind coffee with enough water to cover
it by one inch.

Let rest for 24 hours.

Drain off liquid.

Heh. Never knew you were into getting knurd, Hitomi. ;>

Hmmmm Yep, that'd do it..

Hitomi has just invented Klatchian coffee.. now, is it Red Desert
Special, or Curly Mountain Straight?

Coffee so strong that it takes you through sobriety and, if you're not
careful, out the other _side_!

For those who have not yet partaken of PTERRY's wisdom..
"...a state of knurdness isn't like sobriety.  By comparison, sobriety
is like having a bath in cotton wool.  Knurdness strips away all
illusion, all the comforting pink fog in which people normally spend
their lives, and lets them see and think clearly for the first time
ever.  Then, after they've screamed a bit, they make sure they never get
knurd again."  From Sourcery

The chocolate probably helps... ^_^

-- 
Barry Cadwgan ( BCADWGAN@FL.NET.AU )
"The end does not justify the means.  
 The end is the sum of the means,
 as the road travelled determines the destination." 
Valijon Starbringer (Hellflower Trilogy, Eluki bes Shahar)