Here's that Blue Seed fic, if you don't know much about Blue Seed, I've
provided a helpfull index at the end of the story. It's at the end so
as not to spoil any of the in-jokes...read at your peril...
By the way, can someone tell mewhat Omakee means??? And C&C me for
God's sake, it's better then letting MY imagination run loose!!!
"Mysterious Tokyo,
Take it easy Dangerous Night!
Mysterious Tokyo,
Pick me up Foxy Night Game…<RIPPPP><FLING><CRASH>
Yeah, that’s enough of that, cue the rainbow guys!
"Omakee…Omakee…Wheeeeee!"
Sigh…That’s MUCH better!
OtakuNXS presents:
Blue Seed Omakee Theater in…The Day the Lounge Lizard Died!!!
Prologue
Kunikeda was happily folding paper and chuckling to himself, this was
going be his best one yet!
Mr. Yaegashi and Ryoko nervously ignored their "fearless" leader, it
had been too long since his last attempt at humor and both the members
of T.A.C. could easily figure out what their boss was thinking. As long
as NO ONE asked him what he was doing, no one was going to get hurt.
Both the operatives looked grimly at each other and nodded. Whoever
gave the chief the excuse he so desperately wanted, was going to DIE!
The door swung open and crashed into the back wall. Kome stumbled in,
a full hour late and slammed down into her desk. Her warrior instincts
told her danger was in the air and she immediately surveyed the room.
Seeing Kunikeda working on something she opened her mouth and began to
ask the forbidden question, "Hey, what’s with…"
A clicking sound, as a hammer on a finely tuned .9mm was cocked back,
stopped Kome cold. She looked to her companions. Ryoko had her gun
held casually to the side, tapping it on her waist. Looking to
Yaegashi, all she could see was that his fingers were poised over the
"enter" key on his computer…something about credit cards was barely
visible on the screen. Kome gulped and wisely changed her question.
"…Momiji, I’ve never seen HER this late before?"
Kome sighed in relief as Ryoko calmly put her gun away and Yaegashi
reluctantly canceled the program on his lap top. Before anyone could
answer, the door swung violently open again.
"What… about… Momiji?" croaked a perky young girl, the kushinada, and
the one upon all the hopes of Japan resided.
"Hey, what’s up Momiji, you sick are something? Oh, are did you stay
up all night talking to Kusanagi…heh heh…ulp!" Kome’s playful taunt on
the state of Momiji’s love life came screeching to a halt as the perky
young mascot slammed her fist down on her table.
Though her face still screamed kawii, her voice held enough malice to
send shivers down Kome’s spine. "Listen here little miss no-named voice
actress! I’ve just spent the past twelve hours being cute and perky
for a dozen different shows! If you want to keep working in this town,
I suggest you leave me alone!" Momiji croaked at the last of her threat
and went to grab herself some water from the company fountain.
Brrrrrr, thought Kome, Megumi’s in THAT mood again. Why did they have
to put up with her annual fits? She sighed as she answered herself,
because Yuzo Takada refused to let anyone else voice his main
characters, that’s why. Angrily, she began cleaning her bazooka. No
wonder she was the gruff and unfriendly straight guy…errrrr person. If
she ever DID voice an opinion, they would just have some monster mow
her down, proving what a bad-ass it was, just like Kusanagi or maybe
Worf.
"And why the hell am I wearing PINK if I’m supposed to me ex-military,
shouldn’t I be wearing cammos?" Kome screamed angrily as she tried to
polish off the safety from her favorite hand cannon.
Momiji just ignored Kome’s outburst and turned to go back to her seat
with her cup of water. Standing in front of her was Kunikeda, with a
big goofy smile on his face. "Yes?" she asked hoarsely as she sipped on
some water.
Kunikeda brought out a small paper monster from behind his back. "I
made this for you, it’s an origami…Aragami…get it? An origami, Aragami,
do you get it???"
Mr. Yaegashi accidentally deleted his entire collection of young girls,
hot buns.
Ryoko’s hair spiked out and then turned pale.
Kome just grunted and continued to clean the tiny hole, where a pin
would go, in her grenades
Momiji just stared at the chief as he laughed maniacally, then
something crashed into her and began slamming her head into the ground,
repeatedly.
"Damn it Momiji, do you know how hard it is to get THIS hairstyle to
stand down?" shrieked Ryoko as she tried to choke Momiji. "I have a
hard enough time remembering who I’m supposed to be playing as it is.
Why did Takada have to give me the same name as I use in that other
series?"
"Aw shut up, Ai Orasaka! At least you don’t have to play the lead role
in ALL of the man’s works!" Momiji managed to scream with very little
voice left as she fought off the furious voice actress.
Meanwhile…a sinister form awoke, and stretched out to its full seven
feet…errrrr seven inches in height! One name echoed in his tiny lizard
brain…Kunikeda!
End Prologue
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Index Or Who The Hell Are These Guys???
Blue Seeds- the Magatama, or the souls of the Aragami
Aragami- A plant like race of demons who take over the bodies of lesser
life forms and mutate them into monsters.
T.A.C- Terrestrial Administration Crew...their job is to deal with the
threat of the Aragami
Kunikeda- Leader of the T.A.C and a REALLY bad pun maker
Ryoko-Second in command. Cool, calm and a crack shot. Her voice is done
by Ai Orasaka, who plays another Ryoko, the one from Tenchi Muyo...must
be confusing for her.
Mr. Yaegashi- A computer expert and an admited adult vidieo game
player..."Humans are such guilty creatures."
Kome- the aggressive ex-military who for some reason, enjoys wearing
pink jumpsuits. She also suffers from the "Star Trek Syndrome-Worf
Complex" meaning, if Kusanagi's not around (more on him in next
story)she's the one the monster gets to pummel to prove how dangerous it
is.
Momiji- The kushinada, or sacrifice. If she dies, all the Aragami will
be forced into another centuries long slumber. The T.A.C. try to find
away to defeat the Aragamit without killing Momiji. Her voice is
supplied by Megumi Hayashibara, famous for giving sweet perky voices to
hundreds of series. She's also the voice of Pai, from 3x3 Eyes and Nuku
Nuku from...THAT STORY WHERE RICHARD KILLS HER AND IT'S SO DAMN SAD AND
I JUST CAN'T...ahem sorry.
Sinister 7 inches Tall Form- The gecko Kami, can you guess what's coming
next...if you said I'm gonna give the lillte freak a Blue Seed, you've
been paying attention...good reader...flips reader a Scooby snack.