Dave Eddy wrote:

I got this idea last night and it wouldn't let go until I'd written it.

C&C welcome!
  You may now face-fault.
  Cheezy, wasn't it?
  For those who don't know, "koi" is both a kind of fish and a word
meaning "romantic love".
  I make no apologies for this dreadful pun.  Bring on the flame
throwers!  Do your worst!  I dare ya!!  Hahahahahaha!!

  (For those who missed it, I counted two puns in the title too.
Yatta!  Hahahaha!!)

  Ahem.  Sleep deprivation does funny things to my head.  :-) :-) :-)

	Hey, there's nothing wrong with a good pun, I LOVED Life's Dulse
Moments..."EEEEEEEEEEEEPPP!!!"...uh oh...
	Both the C&Cer and the writer turn to see a small green lizard, wearing
a full Sailor Moon get up and glowing dangerously...The gecko Kami tried
it's best to commit copyright infringement on the famous "punishment"
phrase, but finally gave up in frustration when all it could manage was
eeeeeeeeeeeeppp!
	Being angry at it's limited vocabulary, it aimed it's Tiara at the two
guilty punsters and Eeeeeeeeppped triumphantly.
	Unfortuanitly for the avenging spirit, it had spent TWO full minutes
trying to spit out Usagi's catch phrase.  The C&Cer and Fanfic author
just shock their heads...poor, poor gecko.
	"Kawaii, come here my little Franco, Franco!!!"
	"Ewwwwwwww...how cute, a wittle lizard in a dress!!!"
	The grizzley scene that transpired as Asuza Shiratori and Elmra fought
over the cute little thing was not for the faint of heart (Nor was it
for the poor mangled gecko)

	Errrrrr...anyway, short, sweet and good...I liked it...Ummm one
question though, I hate to show off my ignorance, but what movie were
they watching???