On Thu, 13 Feb 97 01:19:53 -0600 Travis Butler wrote:

: A Pair of Jokers
: - or -
: Top Ranma

: Whereas the first 
: voice might remind one of Petula Clark crossed with a favorite librarian, 

Angus:  You mean, she goes "Oook" a lot?

Sebastian:  [slaps his forehead]  D'oh!  *That's* a picture I'd
rather have avoided.


: "I believe that was the essence of the corner's verdict, yes."

"Coroner's"


: "Well, at least we looked like *professionals*, not --"
: 
: "Babes in bikinis?" Frito teased.

Oooh, Some more of that and you'll make Zen angry.  :)


: Kaede shook her head, smiling. "No, really," she said. "Look, see -- it 
: says 'hot dogs' right on the label. From some place called C.M.O.T."
: 
: The trio of reviewers shared a look for a moment, before breaking out 
: into snickers.
: 
: "Made a' 'genuine pig parts,' prob'ly," Frito said.

Well.  Not, err, *parts* per se.  Um, "actual pig products" is
pretty accurate, though.


: Windir turned a remarkably well-copied raised eyebrow upon Frito. "Frito, 
: you may rest assured that, should the unhappy day come to pass when one 
: might speak the Queen's English without being understood, I shall depart 
: this earthly sphere with great alacrity and very little in the way of 
: regrets."

Ah, what was that wonderful bonmot again?

  "If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough
  for me!"
        - "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)


All in all:  Innnterrressssting!


Sebastian
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notice, except you have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.