Dean Higuchi sent this to me.

Marvin Nakagawa sent this to me.

**********In celebration of the 20th anniversary of Star Wars:

Top Ten Reasons Why the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek
Universe

10) In the Star Wars universe, weapons rarely, if ever, are set on
   "stun".

9)  The Enterprise needs a huge engine room with an anti-matter unit
   and a crew of twenty just to go into warp-the Millenium Falcon
   does the same thing with R2-D2 and a Wookie.

8)  After resisting the Imperial torture droid and Darth Vader,
   Princess Leia still looked fresh and desirable-after pithy
   Cardassian starvation torture, Picard looked like hell.

7)  Jabba the Hutt would eat Harry Mudd for trying to cut in on his
   action.

6)  Luke Skywalker is not obsessed with sleeping with every alien he
   encounters.

5)  One word: lightsabers.

4)  The Federation would have to attempt to liberate any ship named
   Slave I.

3)  The Death Star doesn't care if a world is class "M" or not.

2)  Darth Vader could choke the entire Borg empire with one glance.

1)  Picard pilots the Enterprise through an asteroid belt at
   one-quarter impulse  power.  Han Solo floors it.

Here are a few more:

1.  When Jedi masters die, their bodies disperse and they become all
powerful. When Star Fleet officers die, they get put in a dinky little
capsule and shot out into space.

2.  C3-PO is versed in over 3 million forms of communication and was
once taken for a god. Data writes bad poetry.

3.  Han Solo was frozen in Carbonite for an extended period and never
gives it a thought. Picard still has nightmares about the Borg.

4.  Han Solo can blast a bounty hunter in a canteen and get away with,
"Sorry about the mess."

5.  Two words: Synth Ale. (Yuck!)

6.  A Klingon might knock you down if you win a game of chess, but a
Wookie will tear your arms out of their sockets.

7.  To become a Star Fleet officer, all Picard had to do was pass an
exam. To become a Jedi Knight, Luke had to get his ass kicked all over
the place by first his dad, then a guy who shoots lightening bolts out
of his fingers..

8. The Millenium Falcon can withstand being swallowed and regurgitated
by a giant space worm. The enterprise can't even land.

9. In the Star Wars universe, there's no such thing as a treaty; it's
total annihilation or nothing.

10. Alec Guinness can say, "I feel a great disturbance in the Force,"
and sound stern and majestic. Troi says, "I feel great pain," and even
Picard looks like he wants to slap her.

11. Han just blasts the intercom when he doesn't feel like continuing a
conversation.

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