1):   Mr. Nobody looked at the crystal. It was large, amber, and held a
humanoid inside it. He knew how to open it (The Quiz told him when he hiered
her for the first Brotherhood of Dada). He completed the othering, and waited.
     The crystal opened up, and a man stepeted out. He was dressed in a
genarals outfit, had short blond hair, and blue eyes. He grogenly opened his
eyes (even thoe thay were open to begin with, it took time to adjest to light).
     Mr. Nobody smiled, and said a costumed group of people "This is Jadite,
of the Dark Kingdome. Lets welcome him into the Brotherhood of Dada."
     A small being, about 2 inches tall, jumped on Mr. Nobody's shoulder, and
asked "Are you sure this is a good ideal? Woulden't the Doom Patrol be able to
destroy him?"
     "Doom Patrol? Who cairs about the Doom Patrol." sayed Mr. Nobody. "We are
going to the top. We are going to fight the Justice League."
(From Justice League/Sailor Moon: Moon Dada Project)

2):  Ranma looked around the room. It was bad enouth that his father enroled
him into a fighting tourament in the United States, now he has this silly man
in his room, with half his face scared, pointing a double barreled shotgun at
him. Ranma looked at him, and stated in his best english "What you want, baka?"
     "I saw you fight twice tonight. Once as a man. Once as a woman. I want
you to do me a faver."
     "What if I no do this?" Ranma hated talking like Shampoo, but Akane was
the english expert, not himself.
     "Simple." said the half-faced man. "Then that girl you came with, dies."
     "What I do?"
     "Thair is this bird-boy I want you to kill. His name is Robin. Kill him,
and I let the girl free."
(From Ranma VS Robin)

Stan.