Transferrance
                   
                   A Spamfic by Terrence Marks
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(Soun Tendou puts down a postcard)
 
Soun: Akane! Nabiki! Kasumi!  Genma Saotome and his son Ranma are
arriving today!
 
 
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(On a street in Nerima)
 
Ranma: You told this guy that I was gonna *marry* his daughter!
 
Genma: It's for the good of the school, boy.
 
Ranma: Is there anything else that I should know about?
 
Genma: Well, yes.  You're also engaged to --
 
(And then it starts to rain)
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(Tendou residence.   A girl and a panda show up at the door.
Nabiki answers it.)
 
Soun: Hello!  You must be Saotome.
 
(The girl and panda nod.)
 
Soun: Welcome to my home.  (talking to girl)  So, you're
here to marry one of my daughters.  Akane is the best
practicioner of the Tendou style of Anything Goes Martial
Arts.  You're the best practicioner of the Saotome style, 
right?
 
(the panda shakes its head "no" vigourously and points to itself)
 
Girl: Yeah, but --
 
Soun: Well, then.  You'll marry Akane!
 
Akane: But I don't want to marry him.
 
Soun: You barely know him. Besides, it's for the good of the art.
 
Panda: [sign] Very well, they shall be married.
 
Girl: But I'm not --
 
Soun: Not ready for marriage?  That's ok.  You don't have to 
marry her right away.
 
Girl: Tendou-san.  May I ask you one favour?
 
Soun: Anything for my daughter-in-law.
 
Girl: Hot water.
 
(Minutes later, Kasumi comes back from the kitchen with hot water.
The girl pours some on herself and the panda.
The girl turns into Genma.
The panda turns into Ranma.)
 
Soun: Genma!  This is a surprise.  (looks at Ranma)  This must 
be Ranma.  What happened to you?
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(flashback.  Jyusenkyou training grounds.  Ranma and Genma
are perched on poles.  Ranma leaps towards Genma.  They collide
in mid-air.  Genma knocks Ranma down.  Moments later, a panda
flies out of the pool and throws Genma into a spring.
 
Guide: Ah.  Very tragic you fall in there.  That spring of 
drowned adolescent girl.  Very tragic.)
 
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Ranma: Congratulations, pop.  You're gonna get married.
 
Genma: I never agreed to this!
 
Ranma: A minor oversight.
 
Genma: But I'm already married!
 
Kasumi: Nodoka always struck me as the liberal type.  Maybe she
won't mind sharing you.
 
Genma: Ranma!  You have to marry Akane!  Not me!
 
Ranma: Sorry.  You already engaged me to three other people.
Once I deal with them, maybe I'll marry Akane.  Maybe.
Until then, you're stuck with her.
 
Genma: You don't know what you're saying, boy!
 
Ranma: It's for the good of the school.  And you promised that
a Saotome would marry a Tendou.
 
Genma: Yes, but *you* were supposed to marry her.
 
Soun: We made an agreement, Genma.  I cannot bring dishonour
upon my name by breaking it.
 
Genma: Besides, if I was going to marry someone again, I
wouldn't marry her.
 
Akane: What?!
 
Genma: Look at you.  You could pass for a boy.  I'd never
marry someone as unnatractive as you.
 
Akane: (brandishing mallet) GENMA NO BAKA!
 
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So..should I continue....
(And Any C&C welcome)

Terrence Marks
Second Student in the Tendo Kasumi School of Philosophy
-Seeking enlightenment through normalcy.
normal@grove.ufl.edu