Standard Takahashi Disclaimer
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"Ukyou!  Help me!!!" Ryouga came crashing down quite hard on his
feet.  It looked rather painful from a distance, for his knees did not
give in the slightest under the pressure.  A rather large hand gripped his
around the torso.  He was then thrown by the hand into some sort of
makeshift 'cell'.

"Don't worry Ryouga my love, I'll rescue you!"  Ukyou cried back.  Or, at
least it seemed that she did.  Her lips weren't moving, and there was a
similiarly large grip on her torso as well.  The large hand poked at a
point on her back and suddenly Ukyou's arm mechanically reered back with
it's spatula in hand and came crashing down on...

"Aiya!  Spatula girl no have Ryouga.  He mine, he beat me fair in fight!"
Shampoo was, unfortunately the same problem everyone else was at this
point, her lips didn't move, and some large "thing" was controlling her
every move.  Her move at this very moment was to block Ukyou's swing and
counter.

"Ranma, it's time to get ready for your party, your friends will be here
at any minute."  Nokoka was heard in the distance, almost in god-like
fashion to all those involved in the squabble.  The hands that were
gripping the martial artists suddenly released their grip.  After panning
back and following the view of the hands, up the arms, and to the face of
a rather LARGE Ranma Saotome.  He was in an equally large bedroom, and
from the point of view of the Nerimites, it was simply like something out
of Gulliver's Travels.

"Okay Mom, I'll be right there!"  With this, Ranma picked up Ukyou and
Shampoo and placed them on his bed.  He then picked up Ryouga and threw
him at the wall, which the lost boy banked off of and landed in a toy box.
Satisfied with his work, Ranma ran out of the room.

*******

Ukyou was the first to sit up, she was now acting as normal as normal can
be with the situation.  After peering around, she stood up on the bed.

"All's clear guys, you can get up now!"  She turned around and looked down
at Shampoo.  (How on earth is it that Ran-chan can like her as much as me?
I've always been his favorite toy.  Now I have to share the bed with
_her_.)  "Come on Shampoo, time to get up."  She reached down to help up
the amazon, but was met with a slap.  

"Spatual Girl stupid?  You no hear matriarch?  Aiya!  Ranma birthday party
today, we get ready, yes?"  Shampoo stood up and straightened out her
outfit.  It wasn't fitting quite right, as today Ranma had decided to get
out his old He-man toys and dress her up as something straight out of
castle Greyskull.

"You've made my life hell!"  Ryouga shouted.  No, a speaker inside
Ryouga's chest shouted as he walked back from the toychest.  He stopped,
blink-blinked.  (Nani?)  Took another step.  "Where on earth am I
now?!?!?" The speaker spoke. (Fitting, I have no clue of how to get back
to the bed from here. But this is getting _very_ annoying.)

"Ah cretin, seems that the vile sorcerer Saotome has once more damaged
thee.  Allow me to offer my assistance."  Yup, Kunou.  He was being
almost, well, friendly.  Ryouga was dumbfounded, and understandably so.
He shook his head yes and Kunou proceeded to 'help'.  

Kunou began by ripping Ryouga's head off, then his arms, then his legs.
It appeared that Ryouga was a stress-relieving doll, one created to throw
around, beat, and even rip his limbs off.  Kunou then proceeded to pick up
Ryouga's torso and beat it against the floor again, and again, and again.

"Prepare to die!"

"Bukusai Tenketsu!"

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Then he hit the one he shouldn't have.

"Shichihakoukan!"  Ryouga's torso flashed, and Kunou went flying.  By this
time Ryouga's head was being carried over by Ukyou.  She put him back
together piece by piece, and the group began to assemble all of the toys
to prepare for the party.

----finis

Oh lord, what have I done.  I had to do it to Ryouga, but the rest was
probably uncalled for.  As for child safety, he's not all that practical,
but hey, WHO CARES?

So you ask, who's in Buzz's place?  Hm.  Fight for Ranma's attention,
hasn't been introduced....I really have no idea. =)  Part 2 tomorrow.

Numbski

"I suppose you think I'm going to say something intelligent here."

Narf!