Hey, no fair, you didn't even read my Lemon and you tried to punish
me.  Just so you know, that particular RevengeFic was written as an
apology to you and all Mousse fans and was not meant to be just a sicko
fic.  I figured Kun-Chan was too busy to write something about little
ole me and decided that I was the only one left who could successfully
pull off something that twisted.
	Strangely enough, I've gotten more and more request for the Damn thing,
I'm working hard on making it worthy of the attention.
	And another thing, A BARNEY VIRUS!!!  Does that mean you want me to
write a Lemon staring Barney and...I can't do it...that would be TOO
cruel.  Maybe I'll just save the guy up for my Revenge Fic.
	Seriously, have you heard that I've written a NON-LEMON?  The response
was surprisingly good and would ask that you read it before passing
final judgement on me.

	As always, your slightly twisted, forced to self insert into Lemons and
listen to Barney music, hack writer
		Keener Barnes