Okay then, lessee how TGACFH!!! stacks up against this one...
Setting
If the crossover takes place in a totally original setting, or in the
real world: 10 drinks
Okay, there's 10 so far...
Characters
If characters from Ranma 1/2, BGC, UY or Sailor Moon are
featured: 1drink
11
If characters from Robotech, Nuku Nuku, Dragonball, Tenchi Muyo!
show up: 2 drinks
Up to 13
If any other anime characters show up: 3 drinks
Complicated math ahead...
13 drinks +3 for Lupin and Co. +3 for Yohko +3 for Lusheeta +3 for
Gally +3 for Floy +3 for Skuld and Urd= 31 drinks. *hic*
... and they're from Urotsukido, La Blue Girl, Lyon Flare etc:
Find the author and kill in a slow, painful manner.
If any non-anime characters show up (not including author
self-insertions): 5 drinks
*hic* well, for the TMNT cameos, and Lt. Mallory, that makes
41
Author Insertions
If the author inserts himself/herself: 1 drink
Lessee there's me, Chris and Nightef--er--elf so there's 44
... and is not immediately granted super powers: 5 drinks
Seeing as how Aaron NEVER gets superpowers better make it 10
so there's 54
If the author inserts other authors: 1 drink per additional author
Okay, John, Foxtrot, Rob, Joy, and Kun-chan = 54 +5...
... Unless they _consented_: 2 drinks per author
Oh, well in that c-*hic* ca-*hic* circumstance... 54 + 10= 64
General
If it's a non-serious farce: 1 drink
65
If it's nasty and depressing: 1 drink
Not until Series 2.
...and it's a REVENGEFIC: 5 drinks
If it makes your soul take flight and restores your faith in
humanity: Chug, then get out more
If any sort of serious, believable character development occurs: 2
drinks
(Looks at above two statements.) In TGACFH?!!!
...and it's a revengefic: Get the keg!!
Aw nuts...
Lemon
Yes, believe it or not, there will be a UNDETAILED lemon scene in
TGACFH!!!
If characters from multiple series get into one massive orgy: 3 >drinks
OKay, lessee 'ere...um...65 +3= a whpooing--er-- WHOPPING 68
drinks. Bar Droid! Another Lazer Blazer please! ^_^
---Erin 2.5