I have finally figured it out.

The one line that distinguishes the good lemons from the bad!
Or rather, the lack of it.


"I'm going to cum!!!"


I'm not really a lemon fan, but I know a good story when I read one, and any
lemon writer who avoids the trap of using this phrase has my respect.


Can you say, 'Kun-chan'?


TimeRunner

P.S. And if you really must be told, don't take this post too seriously.
Please. I will totally ignore reponses from people who prove though their
own words that they cannot appreciate satire.