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This is a message from the Emergency Flame System. This is not a test.

Evidently, you have posted an extremely sick fic. At this moment the
Prime Sagittarian would like to flame you, but he is unfortunately
face-down on his keyboard, unconscious.

Therefore, instead you will be forwarded a copy of the auto-installing,
cross-platform Barney virus, which will play the Barney tune until your
brain dribbles out your ears.

Thank you for using Microsoft Emergency Flame System.

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The Prime Sagittarian,
Alpha Centauri

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is
that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness
that frightens us."

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