Casper, Frank wrote:

...quit listening to Monty Python so much

	
	Guilty, sigh...but how can you not feel their precesence with all the
Spam around here?  

We've already seen this sort of nonsense with "Lemon Sherbet" and
"The Seduction of Ataru"  

	Nani??? I've heard of that title before while lurking here, I didn't
hean to bite honestly!!!(tries to smile innocently and reveals steel
plated teeth ala Jaws from James Bond)

NO MORE TURTLES!!!  THEY ARE EX-STARS!  THEY
ARE DECEASED!  NOT LIVING! NOT SLEEPING, DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!

	I heartily agree, but no actual TMNT character would have appeared. 
Besides, the thought of a small Gecko lugging around a huge Katanna,
wearing a mask that stole his irisis, and being to weak to actually lift
a manhole cover and fight, was SOOOOOOO appealing!

I'm calmer now.  Shall we talk?

	
	Sure, course, that's what all my psychiatrists say, and yes, that DOES
mean they all sound like Joan Rivers! 

Write something with Ranma-Chan and Nabiki if you're so desperate.  We
would appriciate that a LOT more!  (Hint, Hint)  :)

	I'd LOVE too, however, my real life romantic and sexual knowlede is
slim to nill (like you couldn't guess) therefore, I only write Lemons
for the easy laughs they provide.  I wouldn't even TRY to put my
pathetic writing skills against Kun-chan or Horde'o'Hentai.  My sicko
skills, however, are RAZOR sharp ;)
 

Or if you REALLY want to be sick.  Write a lemon where Ukyou has to
screw her greatest enemy.  No, not Tusbasa, GENMA!  Nyah ha ha!

	Thanks for the idea, maybe after my soon to be infamous, Soun and
Panda...
	Since this letter has brought it to my attention, I'm going to read
Lemon Sherbert and The Seduction Of Ataru before continuing with my
fic.  I may be a hack, but I'm a honerable hack
	Not to worry Alpha Centariuan, whatever happens, I WILL spend my justly
deserved punishment in self insertion hell.  Just let me make sure the
stroy is at least semi-original first!