(Yeah, This is the version I want to send out r.a.a.c or r.a.a.f and the 
alt.fan.sailor-moon group. And unless there are any major errors here 
I'll be sending it along. BTW does anybody here visit Alt.fan.sailor-moon?
I'd appriciated if someone could post it there as is, so it can be flame 
tested by some C&C...:)

Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon fanfic Drinking Game, Version 1.0

Hi, Hi, Hi....And welcome to the Sailor Moon fanfic drinking game. The 
game that allows you to rate your favorite BSSM fanfics according to our 
fun and easy scale. All you need is a copy of a Sailor Moon Fanfic (be it 
BSSM or SM USA) and your favorite beverage (Be it Beer, Sake, Jolt, or a 
really good cup of Joe..:)

And of course this is all for fun, so please don't take it to seriously..:)

*****

General:
If the Sailor Senshi are fighting an enemy: 1 drink
...and it's not of the authors own creation: Chug

If the Senshi aren't fighting an enemy at all: 4 drinks

If Naru becomes a Sailor Senshi in the Fanfic: 5 drinks
If Japanese and American Names for the Senshi are mixed (ie Serena 
Tsukino): Chug
If American names are used for the outer Senshi: Chug and and a shooter

If Urawa shows up: 1 drink
and he's not in love with Ami: 5 drinks

If Chibi-Usa appears, 1 drink
If Chibi-Usa does not appear, congratulate the author, 1 drink.
If Chibi-Usa falls on someone's head, 2 drinks

If the Sailor Starlights show up, 3 drinks.
	... and it's patently obvious that the author doesn't know the
first thing about them, 6 drinks.

If Seiya, Yaten, or Taiki are proclaimed by the author to be female in
their non-senshi forms, 2 drinks.

If Seiya, Yaten, or Taiki get involved with girls in non-senshi form: 2
drinks. 
      .... if those girls AREN'T ACTUALLY SENSHI, 4 drinks. 
 
If Seiya, Yaten or Taiki for some reason date men in their non-senshi
 form, 5 drinks. 

If the Outer Senshi show up, 2 drinks
	... and are written in such a manner that the authors' homophobic
tendencies are screamingly obvious, chug.  (I've seen this, and no, I
don't care to remember the title.)

If the Outer Senshi show up and either Haruka or Michiru is killed
somewhere in the course of the story, 4 drinks and a box of kleenex. 
 
If the Outer Senshi show up and either Haruka or Michiru is gravely
injured within the first two pages, 3 drinks. 
 
If the Outer Senshi appear and Haruka and Michiru are
fighting/bickering/generally NOT getting along, 3 drinks. 

If Haruka and Michiru make suggestive comments, 1 drink. 
     ...  if they're making suggestive comments at OTHER SENSHI, 2 drinks. 
     ...  if they then start bickering over said comments, see previous
          rule.
     
 If Setsuna or Hotaru show up, 6 drinks. 
     ... if they actually have a central role in the plot and more than one
         or two scenes, 4 drinks per plot point. 
     ... if Hotaru/Saturn receives a powerup, 5 drinks, and run in fear. 


If Sailor V shows up, 2 drinks...
...and the author is using Codename Sailor V continuity: Chug and lot's 
of questions for him/her...:)

If someone (or several someones) comes back from the dead, 2 drinks
     And Jadeite's not among them, 4 drinks

If Jadeite is reavealed to be Usagi's father: Chug, Chug, Chug...

If the new villain is named after a mineral or gem: 2 drinks.
If anyone dies and comes back to life during the story: 3 drinks.


New Characters:

If a new Character is introduced by the author: 1 drink
... and he or she is not a senshi: 3 drinks

If one or more of the Senshi(including Luna) instantly distrust the
          new character for no other reason than gut instinct or 'strange
          energy emnations': 2 Drinks(and a cheer)

If the new character is 'justified' by having their history in the
          Silver Millenium revealed:3 Drinks

If more than one of the Senshi fall in love with the character, creating
          a love triangle: 4 Drinks(and a groan)

Deaths:
1 drink:
Any of the inner Senshi or Youma generals
Tuxedo Kamen (3 if Sailor Moon doesn't die with him)

2 drinks:
Naru or Umino
Any of the Twisted Sisters
     3 if they're evil at the time
Any family member of the Inner Senshi
Sailor Uranus or Sailor Neptune
Any of the Sailor Starlights
Queen Beryl
Rubeus

3 drinks
Sailor Saturn 
Sailor Pluto (One lady I don't want to mess with!)
Queen Metallia
Prince Dimand
Wiseman

If Chibi-usa dies, celebrate, then send the author a check.

X-overs: 
With BGC or Ranma 1/2: 1 drink
     If any of the BGC cast find themselves Senshi: 3 drinks.
     If any of the Ranma cast: 2 drinks
         And Ranma isn't among the ones in a fuku: 5 drinks.
With any other Magical Girl Series: 2 drinks
         ...and the series is either Pretty Sammy or Wedding Peach:Chug 
    With any other anime series: 2 drinks
      ... and it involces Space Mecha: Chug 
     H-series(Urotsukodoji, F3, La Blue Girl, etc.): chug then send lots 
of Chain letters to the authors e-mail address
With Star Trek: 4 drinks. 
With Babylon 5: 4 drinks.
 	... if Setsuna is revealed to be a Vorlon, 6 drinks.  
With Bananas in Pajamas: 8 drinks and call the 
local sanitorium.

If any character from SaMoon falls in love with someone from the other 
series (besides Makoto): 3 drinks
If it's Makoto: 2 drinks
If it's one-sided: 5 drinks
If sex is involved: 3 drinks.

If most of the Ranma 1/2 and Sailor Moon casts decide to get together and 
have a huge honkin' orgy: Go to the store.  You're going to need more.

Lemon pairings:

If the author ups the characters ages to 18 before they
        start the lemon stuff:1 Drink

1 drink:
Usagi/Mamoru (duh!)
Rei/Mamoru

2 drinks:
Makoto/Mamoru
Ami/Urawa
Makoto/anything masculine
Usagi/Rei
Kunzite/Zoisite (yes, I am quite aware this is a guy-guy thing)
Nephrite/Naru
Haruka/Michiru
Beryl/Mamoru

3 drinks
Ami/anything else masculine
Any senshi/Any dark general
Any other inner Senshi pairing
Jadeite/anybody
Haruka/anything masculine

4 drinks
"Girls' night out".
Hotaru/anybody
Setsuna/anybody
Starlights/anybody
Outer Senshi/Inner Senshi

Chug
-Artemis/Luna
-Artemis/Minako
-Usagi/Shingo
-Makoto/Makoto's Sempai...:)

Chug and then shot the author...
Chibi-usa/anyone

If any of the Senshi equipment is used in a lemon scene: 4 drinks
... 5 drinks if it's the disguise pen, and Usagi uses it to appear as the 
other Senshi for her 'Mamo-chan'
...5 drinks if one of the other senshi borrows Usagi's pen and uses it to
imitate her to get into bed with Mamoru.

2 drinks if any/all of the characters involved are brainwashed. 

Authors: 
1 Drink
Chris Davies
     And it's not a darkfic, 4 drinks
John Biles
     and it's not named after a set of musical works by Grieg or done 
     with an Arthurian setting, 5 drinks. 

2 Drinks
Mike Koos
Tim Nolan
	and it's not "fewkin huge!", 4 drinks.
Ken Arommede
        and it doesn't involve a future Sailor Moon: Chug..
Richard Beaubien
Celia Stingray/Haruka 'Sol' Ten'ou
 	... if the outer senshi AREN'T the main characters, 7 drinks. 
      If the outer senshi don't appear at all, 8 drinks, and ask her what's
      wrong. 
        

Chug 
Marco De la Cruz 

Authorfics and New Senshi

	If the author self inserts, 1 drinks
	If the author is revealed to be a heretofore unrevealed Sailor
Senshi, 2 drinks
	... and is female, 4 drinks :)
	If the author begins a relationship with one of the Sailor Senshi,
2 drinks.
	... with one of the Outer Senshi, 5 drinks.
	... and the author is male, find the author and knock some sense
	into him ...

	If the author is revealed to be a "Guardian" figure (like Tuxedo
Kamen), 5 drinks.
	... and is named in a similar manner (Bluejean Kamen), 8 drinks.

	If new Senshi that aren't based on the author show up, 3 drinks
	If they are not named after moons, asteroids, or stars, 6 drinks.
	If they are vastly more powerful than the Inner Senshi, add 3
drinks.

Misc:

1 Drink
-Everytime the Senshi are called Scouts.
-If even in the fanfic Naru can't cut a break, and is 
       attacked by monsters.:)

2 Drinks
-If Tuxedo Kamen's 'cold act' from when his future self was sending him
       visions causes Usagi to suicide, marry another man, or re-evaluate
       her life(making her a better person, of course).
-If through some revelation/insight/read it on a bubblegum card Usagi 
       realises that Chibi-Usa is her daughter, or vice versa.

-3 Drinks
-If evil versions of the Senshi from the future/another dimension/whatever
        attack the real Senshi.
-If Minako is revealed to be Usagi's sister/half-sister either in this
        life or back in the Silver Millenium.
-If the Senshi get new power attacks.

4 Drinks
-If they have to go through a grand spiritual/emotional journey to get 
        their new powers.
-If old enemies, such as Ail and Ann, the Dark Generals, etc join the Senshi 
        in their fight against the current foe.

6 Drinks
-If Umino gets Tuxedo Kamen like powers.

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Bishoujo Fanfic Sailor Moon Drinking Game, Version 1.0

Credits:
Compiled, edited, and some work by: Richard Beaubien

Major Contirbutions by:

Mark Doherty
Chris Davies.
Nicholas Leifker
Ken Arromede
John Walter Biles
Celia Stingray/Haruka Ten'ou
Richard Beaubien(yes..I did do some work on this..:)

Lots of other help from the Fanfic Mailing list...

Many Thanks too:
Mike Koo's
Hitoshi Doi (for hooking me on SM Through his web page long ago..)
Misa-chan and other from IRC, for sending my productivity down the hole 
further...

Comments and Criticism, flames and such are always welcome..They can be 
sent to the list or to me at beaubienrd@mala.bc.ca


Ja ne!!

Richard Beaubien
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Mizuno Ami-chan forever!!!

Fanfic homepage http://www.anime.usacomputers.net/~beaubird