[Tendou.  Bringing Ranma from China.  Saotome.]
	Souun lowered the postcard, tears streaming from his eyes.  This 
was such wonderful news!  He must announce this to his daughters at once! 
	The eldest was in the kitchen as usual.  "Kasumi!" 
	The middle girl was in her room, snacking while reading.  
"Nabiki!" 
	The last was nowhere to be found.  "Where *is* that girl?" 
	As it happened, the youngest Tendou daughter was just returning 
to the house after a long day, breathing hard.  She sighed as she remembered 
what else she had to do.  She quickly changed into her gi, then went to 
the training hall.
	She set up a set of bricks, prepared herself mentally, then drove 
her fist into them.  Not even denting the solid objects.
	"Owie owie owie!  WAAAH!"
	Her sister Nabiki commented from the doorway, "Geez!  When are 
you ever going to admit you're hopeless at martial arts!"
	"But Papa needs me to inherit the dojo!  And besides, I just know 
if I can learn this, Kunou-sempai will finally notice me!"
	"Dream on, sister.  Oh, Dad has some sort of announcement to 
make, so we'd better scoot on in."  Nabiki loved her little sister as 
dearly as she did anyone at all, but sometimes she wondered if there 
hadn't been some sort of mix-up at the hospital.  Then she would burst 
into tears, just like Dad, and Nabiki knew they had to be related. 
	The younger daughter turned towards the house, and promptly fell 
over her own feet.  "WAAAH!"
	"C'mon, Usagi, show a *little* control, huh?"

		"WHAT IF RANMA WAS ENGAGED TO SAILOR MOON?"
				by Scott K. Jamison

	(Does anyone *really* want to see this?)


SKJAM!