Subject: [definately spam] Resistance is futile...
From: Ziegler
Date: 2/14/1997, 5:26 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

Waaaaahhh!
 I finally get to a computer after returning from Austria, and what do I
find? 700+ messages!!! So, I start to lurk, churning my way through
message after message, reading without the time to write a thing. Then,
like an angel from above, White Wolf announces that he is cleaning the
FFML of dead subscribers, and there will be a two day period where no one
is supposed to write to the list! Hooray! Desperate to clear my mailbox, I
read over two hundred messages in the space of a few hours, and manage to
cut my total down to 125. Soon, I tell myself, soon they will be gone, and
I can post once more...
 But 'twas not to be. I check my mail again on Friday ONLY TO DISCOVER
THAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN SAVING THEIR MAIL FOR TWO DAYS TO DUMP ALL AT ONCE!
AUGHHH!! I'm up to 400 again.
 My life is slipping away...
 My soul has been collected by the FFML...
 There is no escape.
 I have been assimilated.
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-Aaron Ziegler