This is the first part to my justly deserved punishment, as imposed on
me by the Alpha Centurian, be warned, it's WORSE then the last
fic..heh...heh...blame it on the Ekisya ;)

         Teenage Ninja Gecko
Part One 
         The author struggled uselessly against his bonds.  No one could
of resisted such a vindictive horde of ravenous Otaku, not even one who
had survived the rage of the Gecko Kami, not even one who had survived
the "attention's" of Overfrog and his naughty tadpoles.  He sighed and
resigned himself to his errrrrr...position, and his new identity. He WAS
the HOG-TIED GIRL!!!
         Suddenly, her fierce attempts to regain some form of composire,
and maybe some form of clothing, were brought abruptly to a halt.  A
massive figure stalked into the room, he seemed to be composed of
samuria armor, with some sort of cabinet in his stomach.
         "Ahhhh, the hog-tied girl, how I've longed for this day!", his
voice seemed to come out of nowhere, for the massive helmeted head,
didn't move or quiver in the slightest.
         Screwing her courage to the sticking place (whoa, THAT'S a
lemon unto itself) she defiantly cried,"Do your worst, I'll never tell
you the secret hiding place of the Ninja Gecko!"  Heartened by her own
conviction she continuied," You can whip me, beat me, torture me...you
can Nee! me, force me to watch American cartoons, or even feature me in
a Melroise Place episode, I'll NEVER betray....errrrr...what are you
doing?"
         The warrior had gotten closer during her ranting and was now in
her face.  The really strange part was that something was glomping on to
her breasts, something that seemed to be extending from the beast's
BELLY.
         Try as she might, she couldn't avoid shivering slightly at his
moist embrace.  Looking down, she saw what looked to be a human head,
gently taking her bossom into his mouth.  The author cringed with
recognition, Kuno...why'd it have to be Kuno.  However, though the mind
was not willing, the flesh responded easily to Tatewaki's massauging
lips and his probing tongue.  Years of poetry spouting had made his
tongue quick and sure.
	The author, having never been an actual girl before(Shut up, that
doesn't count and anyway, I left the boy scouts after that
...errrr...skit) couldn't help but be overwhelmed at the responsiveness
of his new body.  Idily, she wondered what that quicksilver tongue could
do if it were actually inside her.
	"No, I got to fight it...can't lose control...will strong...body
WEAK!!!!" shreiking, she began to lose herself in Kuno's warm embrace. 
Then, without warning, he stopped.
	"NOOOOOO!!!" he panted feverousily,"I, Master Kuno, Lord of Deminsion
Gex, cannot force myself on a goddess such as yourself.  I must... I
must compose myself."
	Though the author meant it to be a relieved sigh, the hog-tied girl
actually said,"Ahhhhh, can't we at least fininish first...Here, I'll
start again...ummmmmm, I'LL NEVER TALK!!!  I will NEVER tell you the
location of the Ninja Gecko! Though you may oraly please me from dawn
until dusk (Please?) you'll not get anywhere with me!"
	"Humph, who said anything about the Ninja Lizard?  I've GOT ninjas, and
as for gecko's I'm afraid I'm just not that sick. You are here to give
me more info on Akane O'Neil, then together, we three will sit on the
throne to Deminsion Gex.  All three of us at the same time, this is NOT
about power, it's about reaching out to people, touching
people...GROPING PEOPLE!" One of the Samurria's massive hands reached
down and wiped the drool off Kuno's face.
	"since you won't respond to me, the Big Cheese, perhaps you'll respond
to the Cheese Greater!  Oroku Sasuke, come and..heh... join us!"
	End Part One

	Let me know if you want be to continue, we haven't even BEGUN to get
sick yet!!!

	I...I never wanted to do this Lemon writing thing you know. I...I
always wanted to be...a CAR JACK!!!
	Leaping from flat tire to flat tire, with my best crowbar at my
side...we'd sing...sing...sing...