On 13 Feb 97, clone fanfic@fanfic.com shaped Reality thus:

How 'bout making a couple of these things seem sexy:
dead parrot

Hmm... a challenge ...

Well I'm up to a challenge! (looks at what he's written below, before
he says: ) Please don't flame me!!!

What's a Dead Parrot got to offer that Ranma can't..?

Well, for one thing, it's always stiff.  ^_-

<Ohh, gonna have to go now - flames heading my way>

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