Robert Pattillo wrote:

 
Mousse fans, PLEASE don't flame me, he's one of my favorite characters,
the set up was just TOO good.  I couldn't resist!  Gomen Nasi!

The Prime Sagittarian has passed judgement on you, and found you too
sick to be allowed to live.

Therefore I have decided to allow my horde of Otaku followers from the
Revenge Wars to have their way with you.

(Various sounds from the *shing* of extending wolvers to the slow,
dramatic drawing of a sword, to the charging of a Pfhor energy staff, to
the building up of a truly massive amount of Ki energy can be heard.
suddenly the errant author is grabbed, strapped to a chair and spalshed
with Nyannichuan water).

And now, Kun-chan will write a lemon scene starring you, Happosai,
Sasuke, a bottle of Diet Pepsi and a rusty cheese grater!

The Prime Sagittarian,
Alpha Centauri

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