At 01:29 PM 13/02/97 -0600, Robert Pattillo wrote:

	Unbidden, and though he did everything in his power to resist it,
Mousse's mind added up the data.  Long hair, didn't have on my glasses,
only felt her face...for the love of GOD!!!!
	Cologne sighed as she watched the screaming male depart.  "Oh well, now
what am I gonna do with all this hagis and this dead parrot?"

Well that's just sick. And I... (pauses, looks around at the rest of the
FFML, who are looking at him strangely.) What!?

Anonymous FFMLer: You're calling this guy sick after this? (waves a copy
of Mark's reply to the challenge of making a dead parrot sexy.)

Well I... (sighs) I've just basically blown my ability to _ever_ call 
someone sick or perverted on this ML, right?

FFMLers: Right.

Oh well. (grins) But you're still sick Robert. :) Now excuse me, I think
it's time to scuttle away. Ever since that parrot thing, I've found it
wise not to stay in one place too long. Otherwise... _she_ might find me...

Distant voice: Baka baka baka baka baka. Where is he? I swear, after I'm
finished with him, he'll be envying what I did to Ryouga after I found
out he was P-chan. Malleting's too good for him.

(starts to sweat) Gotta go!

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Mark Doherty  -  mdoherty@mailbox.uq.edu.au

"If in an infinite universe there are infinite possibilities, 
then somewhere, somewhen, somehow there must exist an humble 
Ranma, an emotionless Soun, a pacifistic Akane and a sane 
Kodachi. But no way, no how is there an Happosai who isn't 
an evil little letch. More's the pity."

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