General:
If the Sailor Senshi are fighting a new enemy: 1 drinks
...and it's not of the authors own creation: Chug
If the Sailor Senshi aren't fighting a new enemy at all: 2 drinks

If no fighting occurs whatsoever, 2 drinks.

If Chibi-Usa appears, 1 drink
If Chibi-Usa does not appear, congratulate the author, 1 drink.
If Chibi-Usa falls on someone's head, 2 drinks

If the author ups the characters ages to 18 before they
        start the lemon stuff:1 Drink

If any of the Senshi equipment is used in a lemon scene: 4 drinks
... 5 drinks if it's the disguise pen, and Usagi uses it to appear as the 
other Senshi for her 'Mamo-chan'

...5 drinks if one of the other senshi borrows Usagi's pen and uses it to
imitate her to get into bed with Mamoru.

 

Authors: 
1 Drink
Chris Davies
     And it's not a darkfic, 4 drinks
John Biles
     and it's not named after a set of musical works by Grieg or done 
     with an Arthurian setting, 5 drinks. 

Wow, every episode of Z gets 5 drinks right off the bat!
 

John Walter Biles :  MA-History, Ph.D Wannabe at U. Kansas         
ranma@falcon.cc.ukans.edu       
naru@sailormoonfan.com
rhea@tass.org

http://www.tass.org/~rhea/falcon.html

"It is a serious thing to live in a society of possible gods and 
goddesses, to remember that the dullest and most uninteresting person you 
talk to may one day be a creature which, if you saw it now, you would be 
strongly tempted to worship, or else a horror and a corruption such as 
you now meet, if at all, only in a nightmare...There are no ORDINARY 
people.  You have never talked to a mere mortal.  Nations, cultures, 
arts, civilization--these are mortal, and their life is to ours as the 
life of a gnat.  But it is immortals whom we joke with, work with, marry, 
snub, and exploit--immortal horrors or everlasting splendours."
--C.S. Lewis, "The Weight of Glory"