"THE LEGEND OF RANKO"
(A Ranma 1/2 Fanfic)
>From the Desk of Megane 6.7
This is a work of Fiction. All Characters and Landmarks, are the
property of Rumiko Takahashi, Shogakukan Video, Kitty Films,
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rights.
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PART 1
"SPLASH!"
Ranma sat in the wet lukewarm puddle, his face grower redder
by the moment as Princess Ranko laughed at him and extended a hand to
help him up to his feet. Ranma sulked while Ranko tried to comment
on Ranma's performance.
"Nice try, hero." She remarked at the skill, or rather lack of
skill, at Ranma's handling of a sword. "But if you expect to be the
protector of Hyrule and the guardian of the triforce of wisdom, you'd
better brush up on your swordplay.
"Well excuse me princess!" Ranma hotly retorted. "I already
told you I don't need this dumb sword to defeat Kunou's minions.
My martial art skills are more than enough to...."
"To get you killed if you don't master the sword as well!"
Ranko admonished him. "Kunou is the greatest swordsman in all of
Hyrule...."
"Big deal! Take the sword away and he's helpless!" Ranma
pointed out.
"You really think you've got what it takes to rip Kunou's
sword from his grasp bare handed?!?" Ranko said in disbelief.
"I can do it Princess, Just give me the chance to prove
myself. "Ranma said confidently as he thrust his fists at an invisible
foe.
"Okay Ranma....I believe in you. Ranko smiled warmly at
him. "Let's go back to the castle and...."
"No. I'm not going to wait around until Kunou and his
armies come around here to steal our triforce. We're going to steal
theirs, me and my friends."
"You don't mean that band of rogues you used to hang
around with?" She replied with growing worry.
"The same. Ryouga, Mousse, and Ucchan"
Ranko's face furrowed. "Why Ucchan, I thought you and
her were finished?" she remarked with more than a hint of jealousy
in her voice.
"We are! We are!" Ranma tried to calm the princess down,
less she try to cleave him in twain with her sword. "But Ucchan's
the only one who knows the area around the mountains, without
her, we'll have little chance of survival. Besides, she's really handy
with that kick-ass spatula of hers."
Ranma blew out a short breath. "Okay, Ranma. If she
MUST go, at least bring me along too! I can cook for you and...."
"Uh....that's okay princess! Ucchan's already a pretty
good cook and...." Ranma quickly tries to think of something when
he notices Princess Ranko fingering the hilt of her sword. "Besides,
I don't want you to get hurt."
"I can fight just as well as any of you! Even better with my
sword."
"I know but someone has to stay here and watch our triforce
in case Kunou decides to make a move on it while we're gone. We
can't just leave Akane to guard the gate alone!"
Ranko turns back towards the castle. Although she is too far
away to see the gate, she knows Akane Tendo, her loyal captain of the
guards, was standing in front of it, discouraging anyone from trying to
enter without permission by leaning the huge mallet she used for a
weapon on her shoulder. Ranko turns back towards Ranma and
clasps his hands in her own.
"Okay, I'll stay here....but Ranma....please be careful...."
Ranko pleaded with wide frightened eyes.
"Don't worry about me princess, I'm not planning to leave
this world anytime soon....or you."
Ranma placed his arms around the princess and leaned
closer to place a gentle kiss upon her lips. Ranko rested her head on
his chest listening to the sound of his rapid heart beat. They held
each other for a long time before they finally kissed one last time and
let each other go.
"Farewell princess! I'm off to find my old friends and
recover the triforce of courage! Wish me luck!
"Good luck and Godspeed!" Princess Ranko replied as she
waved good-bye to her dearest love. Then she cried out in alarm as
she noticed Ranma's abandoned sword by the puddle. She picked it
up and called out for Ranma to come back and get it but he was
already out of sight....
* * *
Tatewaki Kunou watched the cauldron in silence as his
sister, the evil ogress Kodachi, conjured up the image of the princess
calling out to her prince in vain. Kunou smiled as he knew now was
the best time to launch a sneak attack on the castle and seize the
triforce of wisdom, thus making him invincible!
Kunou then glances behind him to see his right hand man,
Sasuke and his sorcerer Hikaru Gosunkugi kneeling behind him
with their heads bowed respectively, patiently waiting for their
master to become aware of their existence.
"Stand and unfold thyself." Kunou's voice was cold and
his posture reeked of impatience.
Sasuke spoke first. Master Kunou, while we acknowledge
that the castle is now less defended without the skills of Ranma
Saotome, he could easily return and thwart our efforts before we
could capture the castle. Might I suggest we wait until Saotome
and his friends are a comfortable distance from the castle, that way
we can attack both the castle as well as vanquish Saotome and his
meddlesome friends once and for all.
"And you sorcerer....?" Kunou glared at Gosunkugi who
shrank visibly into his oversized black cloak. "What news does ye
have of the pursuit of my two loves?"
"I...I have managed to create a love potion that will cause
anyone who drinks it to fall in love...."
"With the first person he or she beholds" finished Kunou.
"Um....not quite my lord. This potion requires a magical
phrase to be said in order for the potion to take affect. When the
phrase is spoken by me, and only me, the potion then takes effect
and then they fall in love with the first person they see."
Kunou's dark glare bore into the back of Gosunkugi's skull.
"And why praytell do YOU have the honor of saying the magic
phrase."
Gosunkugi voice trembled as he spoke. T...The phrase
c...can only be spoken by a sorcerer. The language in which the
phrase is spoken is from the text of the ancients and thus makes it
easier to avoid any mishaps, mistakes or misunderstandings."
Kunou narrowed his eyes then turned away.
"Leave me." he whispered..
Sasuke and Gosunkugi quickly departed as Kunou faced
his sister once again.
"Sister, tell me what is yet to come." he ordered.
"Oh HOHOHO!!! The ogress cackled with laughter. "I
see Ranma journey to get here. I see him meet and become reunited
with his old comrades. I see them all coming here to challenge your
power. What happens next depends on how well the plan goes.
"Very well. Leave me to my solitude." Kunou replied as
Kodachi abandoned her cauldron and left. Kunou was silent as he
gazed upwards, his sharp eyes resting on a portrait of his late father.
Like him, his father had been a tyrant, a ruler with a iron fist and a
tight grip, until the townspeople rose up against him in arms, they
had drawn and quartered his body, but the towns to this day had not
fully recovered from his reign. Now Kunou would avenge his
father by recapturing what rightfully belonged to his family, by
mortal combat. He would make Hyrule pay for the loss of his
father, no matter what the cost....
(Fade to Black)
PART 2
"TENSHIN AMAGURIKEN!!!"
The young woman watched in amazement as the pig-tailed
boy's fists seemed to be everywhere at once, pummeling the would-be
thug into unconsciousness. Then the boy offered a hand to help her to
her feet.
"T...Thank you." the girl stammered.
"No problem." The boy smiled. "Glad I could help."
How....How did your fists achieve such speed, kind sir?"
the woman asked.
It was strange to hear someone call him something other
than "my prince or lord." He had chosen to dress inconspicuously
and the only thing that could still identify him as the Prince of
Hyrule, his trademark pigtail, was concealed beneath the hood of
his jacket. "Oh, that." he said nonchalantly. "I picked it up
during my travels in China." He frowned as he remembered the
"other" souvenir he picked up from there, not to mention who he
had lost and....
Ranma shook his head to clear it. He couldn't afford to
think about the past now. He had a mission to accomplish and not
much time to do it in.
"Well, thank you for saving me from that horrible man."
She gestured down at the man Ranma had sent to dreamland.
"I fear I have no money to repay your kindness so if you wish...."
The girl pulled her dress up to reveal a very shapely pair of
legs. "I will allow you to take your pleasure of me in exchange for
saving my life."
The boy looked shocked at this. "No! I mean....pull your
dress back down!" he blushed crimson as he turned away. "I don't
want payment, especially not that kind of payment. I was glad to
save your life, as I would any other innocent."
The girl looked surprised as she lowered the hem of her
dress again. "You are not from here are you?" she remarked.
"You....You could say that. I came from the mountains in
to look for an old friend of mine. Have you heard of a man named
Ryouga Hibiki?"
"Yes. He's staying at my father's inn for the night." She
replied.
"Inn?" Ranma's voice was filled with confusion. "If your
father runs an inn why are you prostituting yourself to me?"
The inn is old and in a state of disrepair, my father is very
ill and cannot work and my other sister left us several months ago to
marry her lover and we haven't heard from her since. I can run the
inn myself but those who would bother to enter have little or no
money. So I had planned to sell my body to raise money for
medicine to keep my father alive." the girl lowered her head in
shame.
Ranma felt sick, living in the castle of Hyrule for the past
month had almost made him forget his previous life of living as a
commoner. Or maybe he wanted to forget. He had been forced most
of his life to steal to survive by the master thief Happosai. He had
once been part of the most notorious Thieves Guild in Hyrule before
he had managed to seal the master in a water barrel and throw him
off the side of a cliff when it was discovered that he had been holding
out on him. Then Ranma managed to catch the eye of the Captain
of the Princess's royal guards, Akane Tendo. Unfortunately he had
been in a relationship with another woman at the time and rejected
her affections. Akane pride was hurt and she challenged him, a
fight to the death so she could avenge her slighted honor.
Ranma had managed to defeat her easily and spared her life,
enraging her but attracting the attention of the princess Ranko
herself. Against her Captain's advice, she hired Ranma as one of her
royal guards and from then on, he had lived in what seemed like the
lap of luxury compared to hellholes like these. Falling in love with
the princess was another story though....
"Sir....?" The girl inquired nervously, breaking Ranma's
train of thought.
"Listen...." Ranma began.
Ranma gently placed his hands on the girl's shoulders as he
spoke. She seemed to flinch slightly and said in a quiet voice. "If
you've changed your mind, there's a room we can use nearby...."
"What? NO! That's not why...." Ranma released her
shoulders immediately and continued. "I want you to take me to
see Ryouga. You don't owe me anything and I wouldn't dishonor
you or myself by taking your body.
The girl smiled. "Thank you. I will take you to see him.
It's the least I can do." She walked with him down the street. "By
the way, what's your name?"
"Ran...." Ranma caught himself in time, not wanting
anyone to know about his true identity as it would hinder his mission.
"Link." he replied. It was the name of his childhood pet, a rat he
had taught to steal food scraps from the tables of restaurants while he
waited outside for the morsels of food. "My name is Link."
"Pleased to meet you Ranlink, My name is Kasumi Tendo."
Ranma laughed. "It's just Link and....did you say Tendo?"
"Y....Yes." Kasumi nervously replied.
Ranma blinked in surprise. "Do you know a Akane
Tendo by chance?" he asked.
Kasumi's eyes seemed to glaze over for a moment. "I have
never heard of that name nor care to ever hear it again." She said
in a flat monotone.
"Okay, okay! I was just curious!" Ranma wondered why
Kasumi had suddenly become so cold.
"Curious about what?" Kasumi said, smiling at him.
"Why you got so defensive when I mentioned Akane
Tendo's name." he said.
Immediately the smile disappeared and her eyes went
unfocused as she repeated "I have never heard of that name nor
care to ever hear it again."
Ranma stared at Kasumi. "Could she be under an
enchantment?" he wondered to himself as he continued to follow
her towards a ratty old inn....
* * *
Gosunkugi and Sasuke sat in the dining room of Kunou's castle,
looking dejected.
"Things were sure a lot simpler before Master Kunou
became Overlord Kunou." Sasuke remarked.
"Tell me about it. Ever since he returned from China with
those love potion ingredients for me to use, he's been a different
person." Gosunkugi sighed.
"He still recites bad poetry but his entire demeanor had
changed. He is much more....evil." Sasuke said.
"And why has he suddenly begun to associate with his
witch sister! Before now, he wouldn't have anything to do with
her." Gosunkugi noted.
"Not to mention his sudden fond memories of his father.
He was as much an idiot as his son ever was. Why people like
them elevate to the status of lord of a realm is beyond me."
"Family bloodline." Gosunkugi replied. "It doesn't
matter how smart you are, as long as you're born into it."
"And let's not forget the Master's recent bride, or should I
say, ex-bride now." Sasuke said.
"Granted, Princess Tendo was annoying as hell but to lock
her in the dungeon below just like that...." Gosunkugi remembered
it well.
It was shortly after Kunou's return from China. Nabiki
Tendo, the master's bride for two months now, had greeted him at
the door, asking if he had brought her any riches from the foreign
land.
Kunou then bluntly told her to shut up.
At first, Gosunkugi and Sasuke were overjoyed that their
master was finally standing up to his domineering, money hungry
wife. Ever since she had been delivered from her past commoner life
and into the lap of luxury, she had become a spoiled brat, demanding
everything and giving nothing back.
But now, when Nabiki demanded to know why he hadn't
brought her anything, he had screamed for "HER" guards and told
them to throw her in the dungeon. Since all of the castle's guards at
the time were under Nabiki's control, they refused and Kunou had
responded by calmly decapitating every last one of the old guards
effortlessly, showing incredible skill that no one ever suspected he
had. Princess Tendo became frightened and begged Sasuke and
Gosunkugi to talk some sense into him but one look at the
headless guards on the floor quickly convinced them to stay loyal to
their master as they took her down to the dungeon, locked her away
and had not checked on her since. She was long dead by now,
without food or water for several months, she could not have
survived....
"I just wish I felt better about the whole situation."
Gosunkugi muttered as he idly sloshed around the love potion
Kunou had ordered him to make for his two loves, Princess Ranko
and Akane Tendo.
"I fear things will only get worse before they get better."
Sasuke sadly replied as he took another sip....
"SORCERER, STAND AND ACKNOWLEDGE ME!!!"
Gosunkugi nearly leaped out of his skin as Kunou
suddenly appeared in the doorway to the dining hall and bellowed.
"Yes, Lord Kunou?" he weakly replied.
"The time to make use of the love potion is at hand." He
fixed his steely gaze on Sasuke. "You will take a legion of thy
finest ninja warriors and accompany sorcerer to Hyrule Castle where
thee will use stealth to enter the castle undetected and kidnap both
Akane Tendo and the Pig Tailed girl and bring them here. Then,
sorcerer...."
"I....it's Gosunkugi, sir...." Gosunkugi reminded him.
In an instant, Kunou had Gosunkugi by the throat with one
hand and lifted him high in the air.
"INTERRUPT ME AT YOUR OWN PERIL!!!" Kunou roared
with fury as he threw Gosunkugi down hard on the stone floor,
knocking him unconscious. Kunou then glared at Sasuke and
continued.
"Then sorcerer will administer thy potion to MY loves in
MY presence and when they are MINE, I will have MY way with them
both and then send them back to the castle."
"S...Send them back?" Sasuke was surprised.
"When we unleash the hellhounds of war upon Hyrule, the
Princess and her Captain of the Guard, under MY control, will open
the gates of the castle to MY vast armies and I shall lay waste to their
castle, their towns, their entire land will be burned to ashes!" Kunou
finished in a dark tone. Then I will have both triforces and with
them I shall begin my reign as the SUPREME BEING OF ALL
THAT EXISTS!!! THIS I HEREBY SWEAR! BECAUSE
I....SAY....SO!!!
The sound of thunder echoed throughout the castle along
with Kunou's power voice as Sasuke gasped in awe of his dark
lord....
"And I thought he was full of himself before...." Sasuke
wisely keep the thought to himself as he glanced down at the
prone form of Hikaru Gosunkugi....
* * *
Ranko looked in her mirror as she combed her long red
locks. She was wearing her light purple nightgown and her crown
rested lightly on her dressing table. Behind her, ever vigilant, was her
captain of the guard Akane Tendo, leaning against the door to her
chambers with her arms folded across her chest.
"I still don't know why you sent that macho jerk Ranma to
capture the triforce. I know he's your husband and all but...."
Ranko smiled faintly. Only Akane could get away
with calling her fiancee a macho jerk. It wasn't just because she
and Akane had been close friends for the longest time, she had the
same thought herself on a daily basis. "I know he can be the most
stubborn pigheaded man in Hyrule but he's my stubborn pigheaded
man and I know he won't fail me." Ranko sighed inwardly as her
own words sounded hollow somehow. She was worried about
Ranma....
Akane snorted. "I guess that's why he's planning to get
back together with that ex-fiancee cook of his eh, Ranko?"
Ranko's face flushed and she clenched her fists. "H....He
doesn't think of her like that anymore!" She snapped at Akane.
"So he says," Akane voice was laced with doubt. "I don't
know about you but if I found out my husband was going off far
away with his ex-lover....
That was the final straw. "Oh yeah?! You're just jealous
because he chose Ukyou instead of a tomboy like you!!!" Ranko
shouted back at Akane, her voice shaking with anger.
Akane suddenly grew silent. Ranko realized what she said
and immediately regretted it. "I'm sorry, Akane. I shouldn't have
said that. It's just....I do worry sometimes that Ranma will go back
to Ukyou since he keeps visiting her once in a while as a friend." She
swallowed hard and continued. "I believe him though when he says
he loves me and he knows I love him with all my heart. We may
have our disagreements once in a while but we both know we're
destined to be married someday so we don't let it get out of control."
Ranko stood up and faced Akane. "I know you liked Ranma
and you were hurt when he stayed with Ukyou. But I chose him to be
one of my guards....and eventually my prince....because of his
fighting ability. It wasn't because I didn't trust your judgment or
considered your feelings." She came closer to Akane until she was
face to face with her. "You mean a great deal to me Akane Tendo,
You are my best warrior, my best friend....and even.....
Ranko embraced Akane and gave her a passionate kiss on
the lips. Akane responded to the kiss, placing her own arms
around the princess and holding her close. They continued to kiss
for a long time before Ranko finally released her and smiled,
holding both of Akane's hands in her own.
"You will always have a special place in my heart, Akane."
Ranko said, her eyes filled with joy. "When I marry Ranma...."
Akane's face saddened and she started to turn away only to
have Ranko release her hands and gently cup her face with them.
Ranko looked Akane in the eyes as tears began to fall from them.
"When I marry Ranma, you will not be forgotten or
ignored. I swear that upon my life." Ranko reassured the crying
Akane.
"B...But...Will it be the s....same as before...." Akane
sobbed.
Ranko's face saddened a bit. "I cannot say. It depends
on what the prince thinks and how it will reflect on the kingdom.
If rumors were to surface...."
"Why s....should we care about rumors. If we're in love
then that all that should matter!" Akane cried out in sorrow as
Ranko held her again, gently stroking her short raven hair, trying
to comfort her. "We never cared what people thought before."
Ranko smiled. "You're right....that was foolish of me to
say. But the prince might object...."
"Let him." Akane said in a cold voice. "I'll keep
challenging him to duels until he agrees with us."
"But you've never beaten him!" Ranko exclaimed.
"I'm talking about swordplay not marital arts." Akane
managed a small laugh. "Ranma's so inept at swordplay I could
defeat him with my eyes closed, lying flat on my back."
"Like I've done with you?" Ranko purred as she gave a
quick nibble to Akane's earlobe.
"Yeah....Just like that...." Akane sighed as Ranko began
to slowly kiss Akane's exposed neck, gently lowering her body
to the floor....
"R....Ranko...." Akane whispered in the Princess's ear.
"Shhh....Don't talk now...." Ranko whispered as she
moved her hands around Akane's waist, pulling her body to rest
upon her own.....
(Fade to Black)
PART 3
The sun had already begun to set as Kasumi and Ranma
entered the Tendo inn. While it was fairly large, suggesting it was
once a fine place to dwell, it was dark and cold inside, a few torches
the only form of illumination and the only occupant a drunk on the
floor leaning against the bar with his head bowed. Kasumi
immediately retreated into the backroom, presumingly to check on
her father while Ranma took a seat at one of the tables. A few
moments later, Kasumi reemerged with a worried expression.
"Is your father all right?" Ranma asked.
"No." She said simply, a tear rolling down her cheek. "I
fear he doesn't have much time left on this earth...."
"Does he carry the plague?" Ranma wondered.
"I do not know. The only doctor in town is a bone healer.
He cannot cure disease of this magnitude. He has tried to give my
father alive with pressure points that strengthen the body but
everytime it seems he will get better, he grows far worse again."
Kasumi wiped the tears from her cheeks. "But you came here to see
your friend not to hear of my problems, didn't you?"
"Well...." Ranma wanted to hear more but his mission came
to mind and he knew time was of the essence. "Could I speak to
Ryouga?"
"You can try. I don't know if he can hear you though."
Kasumi replied sadly.
"What do you mean?" Ranma was confused.
Kasumi gestured at the drunk on the floor. Ranma took a
closer look and was shocked to see it was Ryouga. With his head
bowed, he didn't even recognize his old friend.
"Ryouga, hey wake up!" Ranma said.
Ryouga opened his eyes briefly and they widened with
recognition as they saw him.
"Ranma. Tat you old friend?" Ryouga slurred.
Ranma quickly retreated, the smell of booze on Ryouga's
breath was painfully apparent.
"Jeez Ryouga, why the hell did you get so drunk? Did you
win a tough battle or something?"
"Nnnno....Mush worss......" Ryouga replied, completely
sloshed.
"What then? Someone in the family die?"
"SHE LEFF ME!!!" Ryouga suddenly shouted and burst into
tears. "She leff me for a blacksmith! I've got nothin left!" he sobbed.
Ranma understood now. His wife Akari. Ranma was afraid
this would happen someday. Ryouga had been one of the most
powerful warriors in Hyrule and as such had attracted a great amount
of admirers. However Ryouga was too shy to accept their offers of
love and secluded himself in the mountains most of the time. Then
one day, he heard of a boar-wrestling contest being held in the town.
The winner would get the honor of marrying the boar's beautiful
female trainer. Ryouga had come into the town to see the contest and
when he had spotted the girl it was love at first sight for him. At first
he was too shy to enter the contest to try for her hand but when it
seemed that no one could defeat the mighty boar, Akari had spotted
him from the crowd and called for him to give it a try. Ryouga
gathered his courage and entered the pit where the boar awaited.
Ryouga defeated it in record time and won the right to become her
bride. They were soon married and it seemed Ryouga had found
happiness.
But Akari was not like Ryouga at all. Unlike his shyness and
inability to talk to women, Akari was completely comfortable with
them....in more ways than one. Ranma had found this out when he
came to visit their home and Akari had virtually flung herself at him
every time Ryouga turned his back. Ranma resisted her advances of
course, angrily telling her she belonged to Ryouga but she wouldn't
take the hint. He hadn't seen Ryouga and Akari since he moved into
Hyrule castle and he hoped they could work out their differences.
"Don't worry about it Ryouga. She's not worth crying about
anyway." Ranma tried to reassure him.
Ryouga looked up at him, his body began to grow a bright
green color and Ranma realized he may have just made a big mistake.
"WHATDOYOUKNOW!!!" Ryouga screamed incoherently
at Ranma. "You've been living the high life for so damn long,
you've forgotten what it's like down here! I loved her dammit! I
loved her and she betrayed me!"
Ranma was silent as Ryouga continued. "Everything I ever
cared about died when she left me. So I came in here, crawled inside
a mug of ale and I've been here ever since!"
"When did Akari leave you?" Ranma wondered.
"T....This morning." Ryouga sobbed, his previous anger
turning back into tears, his battle aura fading away.
Ranma inwardly breathed a sigh of relief. If Ryouga had only
started drinking today, he could be sober by tomorrow. He'd have one
hell of a hangover but he would be sober. "Come on Ryouga." Ranma
gently lifted Ryouga up to his feet and then slung him over his shoulder
since Ryouga couldn't stand up anyway. He turned back to Kasumi.
"Do you think I could...." Ranma began.
"Of course Link. You can take any room you like." Kasumi
finished for him.
"Thank you." Ranma replied as he walked towards the
rooms, carrying Ryouga over his shoulders.
"Link?" Ryouga muttered aloud.
"Shh! I'll tell you later." Ranma whispered Ryouga as they
made their way inside one of the rooms. The room was small, the
only piece of furniture a single bed barely big enough for two. Ranma
groaned as he gently laid Ryouga on the bed.
"See you tomorrow old friend." Ranma said as he left the
room and quietly shut the door. Kasumi was waiting for him outside
as he did so.
"Is your friend all right?"
"He will be, thanks for asking." Ranma replied. Then he
reached into his purse and produced some gold coins. "Here's
something to repay you for your kindness. We'll be leaving
tomorrow."
Kasumi's eyes went wide with shock. "Y....you would do
this....for me? But....you saved my life....It is I who should....
"It's okay. Just tell me where to buy this medicine and I'll
go get it for you. A girl as pretty as you shouldn't be wandering the
streets alone at night."
Kasumi blushed furiously at the compliment as she replied.
"It's a mile down the road in that direction." She pointed to the south.
A old woman named Cologne sells it to me.
"COLOGNE!" Ranma said in disbelief, the volume of his
voice causing Kasumi to leap back in fright.
"Y....Y....Yes....She's the one who's been selling me the
potions to keep father alive. But only if I have enough money. The
amount of coin in your hand is enough to buy a year's supply!
Ranma glowered in silent fury. After all this time....the
woman responsible for a great deal of his misery was in his grasp!
He knew that somehow Cologne was using Kasumi in some fashion.
Then he remembers Kasumi's reaction to Akane's name....
"Kasumi!" Ranma said as he grasped her shoulders. "When
did you first meet Cologne?"
"It was not I. It was father. He had been walking home
carrying our dinner over his back when he came across her. She tried
to....
"She tried to engage her granddaughter to your father, didn't
she?" Ranma jumped in.
"Yes. My father refused because the memory of my deceased
mother was too painful for him to ever love again. Cologne was
furious and vowed revenge on my father for dishonoring her
granddaughter."
"And then she threw a jar of cursed water at your father which
made him turn into a...." Ranma continued.
"No." Kasumi interrupted.
"No?" Ranma was confused.
"Cologne didn't do anything. My father walked home and we
didn't hear from her again. Then my father grew ill and things began to
fall apart...." Then it hit her. "Are you suggesting Cologne is
responsible for my father's illness?!?"
"Maybe....I have to go see her for myself and find out."
Ranma replied as he thought to himself. "Not to mention settle my own
score with the old ghoul...."
"Aright. Be careful now!" Kasumi said as Ranma dashed
out of the inn, and rushed down the road....
* * *
A light purple nightgown, entwined with the clothes of a
warrior lay forgotten in the shadows. Their owners slowly uncurled
from a naked embrace that had lasted long after the lovemaking.
Akane began to rise when Ranko gently placed a arm around her
waist to pull her back. Akane was happy to oblige her by again
nestling within her soft breasts and strong limbs, listening to the
sound of her rapid heartbeat as Ranko stroked her hair every so
gently.
Then Akane suddenly spoke. "Do you ever wonder if
Ranma ever considers his curse a good thing?"
"What do you mean?" Ranko asked.
"I mean, ever since that old crone threw that jar of cursed
water at him, he's done nothing but complain and whine to us about
how inconvenient it is for him. But I for one can see the advantages of
it and I wonder if he hides it from us."
"Turning into a fairy everytime he's hit with cold water isn't
exactly a good thing." Ranko remarked.
"But think of the advantages! He can sneak into any
enemy's lair with little chance of being detected because of his size.
He can fly! He can move really fast! He can even perform some
magic now...."
"But it cost him the woman he loved at the time." Ranko
reminded Akane.
"So what? It worked out for you didn't it?" Akane said with
a sly grin.
Ranko sighed. "Perhaps, but I still think...."
Ranko and Akane are startled when a blue portal suddenly
appears in front of them. A moment later, Hikaru Gosunkugi
accompanied by Sasuke and a hoarde of ninjas emerged from the
portal.
"Hah! Now we have....woo....whoa....gulp...."
Gosunkugi sees the princess and the captain of the guards
in a naked embrace and he quickly faints, blood exploding from his
nose. Sasuke looks down at him with disgust before he turns to face
the lovers with an amused grin on his face.
"Well, well, well, look at what we have here...."
Akane instantly stood up and drove into a roll to retrieve her
sword. A ninja tried to stop her only to be sliced into seven separate
pieces a moment later.
"GUARDS!!!" Ranko screamed at the top of her lungs.
Sasuke laughed as Akane stood naked in front of the equally
unclothed princess with her sword drawn. Ranko tried to reach her
own sword to help when Sasuke whipped a chain around it and
flipped it out the window and permanently out of her reach.
"I don't know how you bastards got in here. But every one
of you will die today before I let you get near my princess!" Akane
threatened, her sword gleaming.
"Looks like you've already beaten us to that." Sasuke said
as he roared with laughter, his ninjas remained silent, posed to
strike.
"Silence!" Ranko decided to be heard. "My other guards
will be here momentarily and you will be outnumbered."
"Quite right. I guess we'll just have to make this quick.
Attack!" Sasuke commanded as two dozen ninjas sprang as one at
them.
Facing with overwhelming odds, Akane immediately began
slashing and hacking anything that moved. She fought well, killing
several ninjas and wounding many others, but soon she was
overwhelmed and she felt her sword being ripped from her grasp.
Ranko too fought bravely but without a sword, her fighting
skills were limited to basic techniques that Ranma had taught her.
Still something in her snapped and she lashed out with her feet and
fists. As one ninja went down with a satisfying scream, seven more
grabbed her arms and legs and pinned her to the floor. Meanwhile
Sasuke calmly walked over to her and carefully pulled a bouquet of
black roses out of his vest. He held them out in front of Ranko's face
as she struggled against her captors. Then he squeezed the bottom
of the bouquet, emitting a small cloud of gas. Ranko breathed in the
fumes and soon ceased her struggles as she lost consciousness.
"Hurry! We don't have much time left! Bring them to the
portal!" Sasuke then glanced down at the still unconscious
Gosunkugi. "And someone bring him along as well!" Sasuke shook
his head in disgust.
Ranko's arms and legs were hefted as four ninjas carried her
towards the portal while a furious Akane struggled to get the pile of
ninjas off her. Sasuke began to walk towards her when suddenly the
door burst open and five guards rushed into the room.
"Captain!" One guard called out.
"Are you all right!" Another guard asked.
"What happened to your clothes?" A third guard wondered
aloud.
"SOMEBODY GIVE ME A SWORD!!!" Akane screamed as
the ninjas restraining her turned to meet this new threat. The fighting
was fearsome as the castle guards slashed and hacked with Sasuke's
ninja squad. Then Akane managed to grab her sword from the hand of
a dead ninja and began to clear a path towards the ninja's carrying her
princess towards the portal....
Then Sasuke's chain wrapped tightly around her body,
pinning her arms to her side and entwining her ankles. She glanced
behind her just in time to see him pull hard on the chain, causing
Akane to fall flat on her face, helpless. With the other guards
occupied, the ninjas with the Princess entered the portal and were
gone.
"NO!!!" Akane screamed with rage and frustration. Sasuke
picked her up and was about to carry her off when a stray guard leapt
in front of him, waving his sword wildly and keeping Sasuke at bay.
Sasuke was about to call his ninjas when he noticed there were only
four of them left. Akane's guards had fought well and more were on
the way, so with great reluctance, Sasuke threw Akane at the guard
blocking his way, forcing him to drop his sword and catch her as
Sasuke rushed past him and leapt into the portal soon followed by the
remainder of his ninjas, one of them dragging the unconscious
Gosunkugi behind him. The portal then quickly closed and a
moment later it was if it had never been there.
The guard holding the naked Akane gently set her down,
blushing as he did so. Then Akane noticed the other guards staring
at her as well and screamed "What are you looking at you perverts!?!"
"N....Nothing!" The guards quickly averted their eyes as
Akane went over to her clothes and began putting them on.
"What the hell took you so damn long to get down here!
The princess could have been killed a dozen times over by the time
you idiots showed up!" Akane shook with rage as she yelled at her
guards.
"W....We're sorry...." A guard began to apologize.
Akane turned on him. "Sorry?!? Sorry won't get the
Princess back now will it?" she retorted angrily
"No, Captain, but there were more ninjas in the barracks."
the guard replied, frustrated.
"What?" Akane said, beginning to lose her anger.
"A portal similar to the one in here opened in the guard's
barracks and a pack of ninjas came out and caught us by surprise."
The guard offered.
"They must have done it to keep our attention away from
what was happening in here." another guard offered as he and the
other guards bowed their heads in shame.
Akane sighed to herself. "Then they attacked us on two
fronts and they're was nothing you could do. I'm sorry I yelled at
you. I know you did your best and you fought well. You kept me
from being kidnapped as well." she said as she smiled at the guard
who stopped Sasuke from taking her into the portal, causing him
to blush.
"But what will we do now, Captain? We cannot abandon
the castle to look for her. They may attack again at any moment.
Akane nodded her assent. Then she held her head high, chin
up as she loudly proclaimed. "From this point forward, this castle is
on 24 hour watch and all guards, even our reserves, must be in
armor, at their posts with weapons in hand in no less than 2 hours!
We have to be ready in case they strike again. We don't know why
they took the Princess and why they tried to kidnap me as well, but
whatever the reason, we cannot allow Kunou to use her against us and
lure us away from the castle. That's why we're going to remain here
and pray that the prince can get her out before she is harmed. Carry
out my orders!"
"Yes Captain!" The guards bowed and quickly left the room.
The shouts of Akane's orders were heard echoing throughout the castle
as Akane walked over to the door and locked it. Then, when she was
certain that she was alone and that her orders were being carried out.
Akane gently reached down and picked up Ranko's purple nightgown.
She gently rubbed it against her cheek for a moment....
Then she threw herself onto the floor, the sobs tearing at her
throat as she clutched at the fragments of her best friend, her
princess, her lover....a single thought repeating itself over and over in
her tortured soul....
"It should have been me...."
* * *
Kunou stood in the grand hall of his castle with his hands
clasped behind his back, awaiting the return of his minions with his
two loves. Although he was very impatient to see Hyrule destroyed,
he would not show his eagerness if he could help it. Great men like
him never hurried, they caused OTHERS to hurry.
Still he couldn't help but smile as he dreamed of what new
conquests he would undertake once he gained control of both triforces.
His power would be absolute. His every word law and truth. Those
would challenge....nay....attempt to challenge his power, for no one was
as great as he, would die a thousand deaths.
Finally, after what seemed like an eternity of anticipation,
the sorcerer's portal reappeared. The ninja's followers came through
first with his pig-tailed goddess in tow. Then their master emerged
followed a few moments later by four more of his followers....
And then the portal closed. Kunou blinked in surprise and
then shot a look at Sasuke that promised nothing but pain if he didn't
give the explanation he wanted to hear.
"WHERE IS AKANE TENDO?" Kunou said in a dangerous
tone of voice.
"Uh....W....We couldn't get her out in time...."
Sasuke saw his life passing by his eyes as Kunou immediately
began to draw his sword. "B....B....But we've discovered something
profound about her relationship with the Princess!"
I WILL HEAR NO EXCUSES! YOU HAVE FAILED ME
AND THE PUNISHMENT IS DEATH BY DISMEMBERMENT!!!"
Kunou roared as he prepared to run Sasuke through with his blade
when Sasuke suddenly shrieked.
"AKANE AND THE PRINCESS WERE NAKED!!!"
Kunou paused, his hand still firmly grasping his sword as he
replays Sasuke's words through his head. He glanced over at Ranko
and seemed to notice her lack of clothes for the first time. He
whirled angrily on Sasuke.
"EXPLAIN!!!" Kunou ordered.
"I....I believe the P....Princess and Akane T....Tendo are
having an affair behind the Prince's back. When we first burst upon
them, they were naked and wrapped around each other. I b....believe
they had recently made love before we appeared.
Kunou's jaw dropped as he stared in disbelief at the sleeping
princess. His love was a.....Both his loves were.... Kunou's mind
began to overload as the ramifications of a lesbian relationship
between the two women he held most dear threatened to overwhelm
his senses completely....
Then he seemed to reorganize himself and regain control,
his once clouded mind becoming clear once again, reminding him of
his new purpose and what had to be done.
"Even if they are lovers, you still failed to capture Akane and
I do not accept failure. Period!" Kunou replied calmly as he placed
the tip of his sword against Sasuke's throat.
"P....p....please Master Kunou! Just give me a moment to
explain how we can use this to our advantage! Sasuke begged him
as Kunou pressed harder against his throat. "J....Just a moment...!!"
Kunou paused again as Sasuke looked at him with wide
frightened eyes.
"Very well." He withdrew his sword from Sasuke's throat
and resheathed it as Sasuke gasped in relief. "If Akane and the
pig-tailed girl are truly in love then Akane will be weakened by
her loss will she not? Kunou guessed.
"Forgive my impertinence my lord but I don't not believe
Akane will be less effective as a fighter even with the loss of the
Princess. In fact, she fought harder and with more skill as we tried
to get her into the portal and I believe she and her guards will fight
like they've never fought before to get her back." Seeing that he had
Kunou's attention, Sasuke continued. "If Akane believes that Ranko
has betrayed her, that everything that they were was a lie....She
would be devastated. THAT is when we should strike! With Akane's
spirit broken the rest of her guards would fall as well and then the
castle will be yours....as will Akane be yours for the taking.
Sasuke took a deep breath, praying that his master understood
him and wouldn't use his head for target practice. Then Kunou nodded
in understanding.
"I believe I see the merit in your plan. You have done well. As
a reward for your insightful thinking, I will allow you to live.
"T....Thank you Master Kunou!" Sasuke quickly dropped to
his knees and bowed repeatedly, not daring to say anything else.
"Bring the princess to my chambers and lay her on my bed.
I shall attend to her in a moment." He then glared at the unconscious
Gosunkugi. "Why is Sorcerer sleeping on the ground?"
"He was awestruck by the naked flesh of your loves and
passed out." Sasuke replied as he continued to grovel at Kunou's
feet.
"Rouse him!" Kunou roared. "I will be needing his services
very shortly....
(Fade to Black)
PART 4
It was pitch black, the moon having hid behind the clouds as
Ranma made his way down the path towards Cologne. His mind was
clouded and full of rage. How DARE this old crone use a sweet and
innocent girl like Kasumi to gain money from her. Ranma was going
to make her pay, one way or another.
After much walking, Ranma finally saw a light in the distance,
the light of a campfire illuminating the wagon of a peddler. It said....
"COLOGNE AND GRANDDAUGHTER MIRACLE CURES!
Don't Try the Rest! WE'RE the best!
SPECIAL! ALL POTIONS 50% OFF!
"At last!" Ranma ran towards the fire, using it as his beacon.
When he finally got close enough, he slowed his approach and
saw Cologne's granddaughter dancing around the fire. She seemed to be
performing some sort of ritual and Ranma moved in for a closer look.
Shampoo was naked, dancing around the fire and causing
Ranma's nose to bleed slightly. Her purple hair flowed freely over her
shoulders and an ankle bracelet gleamed in the light of the fire as
Ranma continued to watch. The graceful movements of her body,
showcasing her athletic prowess, caught Ranma's eye as she spoke
in a language he couldn't understand. He felt a pang of guilt at staring at
another woman's body like this but couldn't take his eyes off her as she
moved her upper body up and down, her breasts bouncing with her
motions, her hands all over her body while twirling her hips and moving
to the beat of some imagined music that only she could hear. Then
Shampoo's movements suddenly increased as she completely threw
herself into the ritual, muttering strange phrases as she held her hands
up to the sky, as if begging for something. Ranma watched with wide
eyes as Shampoo's entire body seemed to be glowing, illuminating the
surrounding area with a eerie blue light as she began to change....
As Ranma looked on in disbelief, Shampoo changed from
a beautiful young girl to a powerful cheetah. Ranma had never
suspected Cologne's granddaughter was that skilled a mage. As Shampoo
was now a cat, Ranma found he could concentrate again and chided
himself for being distracted like that. As he began to make his way
towards the wagon, he accidentally stepped on a twig....
The cheetah immediately turned in his direction and let out a
snarl before leaping across the camp towards Ranma. Ranma assumed a
defensive stance and caught the cheetah as it leapt onto his chest,
flipping it over him high into the air. The cheetah managed to land on
it's feet and turned to face Ranma, baring his fangs. Then it charged
Ranma again. Ranma tried to flip it over his head again only to have
the cheetah morph back into the naked Shampoo, distracting Ranma long
enough for her to flatten him with her body and send them both to the
ground. Ranma gasped from the impact while Shampoo nuzzled his
chest in happiness.
"Ranma come back for Shampoo? Shampoo so happy!"
"No! That's not why I'm here! Get off me!" Ranma cried out
in vain as Shampoo ignored his protests and straddled him. She raised
both her arms and ran her fingers through her hair, mussing it up as she
smiled alluringly at Ranma. Ranma desperately tried to look away, to
stand up, to do anything to get away from the seductive mage, only to
be trapped by Shampoo's strong thighs, holding him firmly in place as
she resumed her nuzzling.
"No! That's not why I'm here!" Ranma tried to reason with
her.
"Then why are you here, Son in Law or should I say, your
highness?" a voice spoke.
Ranma glanced over to see Cologne sitting on the steps of the
wagon, the light from the flames, illuminating her ancient features as she
calmly smoked her pipe. She had an expression of amusement as she
watched the prince of all Hyrule, the same boy who had shown such
prowess in battle, struggle in vain to get her naked
granddaughter off him.
"YOU!" Ranma roared with anger. "I'll....Get off me
Shampoo!....I'll rip you apart you old ghoul!"
"Come now son-in-law, is the curse I gave you really all that
bad?" Cologne admonished him.
"It's not just that! I know what you're doing to Kasumi and
her father! You ought to be ashamed of yourself for exploiting the
weak!"
Cologne raised an eyebrow. "Exploiting you say? I'm afraid
I don't know what you're talking about."
"Don't play dumb with me! You put some kind of curse on
Kasumi's father to make him sick and now Kasumi resorted to selling
her body to raise money in order to buy medicine from you. Medicine
that probably doesn't even work!" Ranma said accusingly.
"On the contrary, my potions always work. Your curse is a
tribute to that. If the cures I give Kasumi do not work, it means
whatever is making her father ill is more powerful than my cure.
"Oh yeah? Then why is it whenever I mention the name
"Akane Tendo to her, she acts like she's under an enchantment?"
"Perhaps someone else cast the spell. I'm not the only
ogress in Hyrule you know, although I am the best."
Ranma snorted. "If you're not the one who did this, then can
you at least do something about it? Maybe try to help them?"
Now it was Cologne's turn to snort. "Why should I? They
are nothing to me. Perhaps if her father had married my granddaughter
I would have done something but now he can die for all I care. You on
the other hand...." Cologne smiled. "Since you were foolish enough to
return when you could have stayed away, you can now finish what you
began and then marry Shampoo." Cologne said as she began to walk
back towards the caravan...
"What *I* began!?" Ranma screamed in disbelief as Shampoo
smiled at him. "Wait a minute! Wait just a damn minute! I have an
offer for you!"
Cologne paused but did not turn around as Ranma continued.
"Look I can't marry your granddaughter because I'm engaged to the
princess! But I have a friend, recently separated, who would be glad to
take my place as Shampoo's husband!"
Cologne shook her head. "Any man won't do. He must be
strong and skilled enough to carry on our village."
"Ryouga's strong! I guarantee he can prove himself worthy of
Shampoo's hand!"
Cologne was silent for a long moment. "Very well prince of
Hyrule, I will help your friend Kasumi as best I can. However you had
better not be lying about your friend's willingness to marry my
granddaughter or a mere fairy curse will be the least of your problems....
Shampoo frowned. "No! Shampoo like Ranma better! No
want other man!"
"Silence! You will marry who I choose you to marry!"
Cologne sternly warned Shampoo as she piped down. "Release him
and put some clothes on." she added, a disappointed Shampoo getting
off Ranma who sighed in relief and then blushed deeply again as he got
an excellent view of Shampoo's nether regions up close. Shampoo
headed towards the wagon while Ranma slowly rose to his feet and
looked down at Cologne.
"Thanks. Now that we've settled that little matter. About my
curse...."
"I will not remove it. You insulted me and everyone in my
family when your outsider girlfriend prepared okonomiyaki at our
sacred banquet. Your decision to take the blame for her was your
choice and you must live with the consequences."
Ranma sighed. "You're never going to let that go, are you?"
"It was obscene! Those little pancakes....They were completely
out of place and were not appropriate at such an honored event.
"The other members of your family seemed to like them...."
"Just because they don't follow tradition as closely as I, doesn't
mean they won't support me when I make a decision. You are fortunate
I accepted your sacrifice and did not curse your girlfriend. Now let us
journey to your friend's home. Shampoo! Come, we leave now!"
Shampoo emerged a moment later wearing a purple gypsy outfit
with frilly cuffs, her belly exposed and a silk scarf around her neck.
Ranma breathed a sigh of relief at not having to see her naked anymore
but was unnerved none the less as Shampoo gave him a wink. Then as
they left the wagon behind and walked down the path towards the Tendo
Inn, Ranma had to ask Shampoo something.
"Shampoo, what was that ritual you were doing to turn into a
cat?"
"It was spell taught to Shampoo by Grandmother. It used by
elders for hunting. Cheetah fast and strong, catch most animals easily."
"And you have to do all that chanting and dancing naked around
a fire before you can transform?"
"No. Shampoo do that to attract husband. Changing into
cheetah easy." Shampoo smiled at Ranma.
"A....Attract a husband?!" Ranma said with disbelief.
Cologne decided to explain further. "I have Shampoo dance naked
in front of the fire every night to attract a traveler like yourself. Then if
that traveler proves himself worthy as you did, they are given the choice
to marry my granddaughter. If they refuse I send them on their way. If
they are unworthy I do the same.
"But....doesn't that attract a lot of.....perverts here?"
"More than you know" Cologne sighed. "But I make it clear they
are not worthy and make certain they do not remember what they have
seen, less they tell others."
"How do you make certain they don't remember?"
"I use a technique known as the Xi Fa Xiang Gao Shiatsu
Attack." Upon seeing Ranma's blank expression she described it to him.
It is a martial arts technique that selectively erases memory from the
victim. Thus, any unworthy suitors leave here and never return.
"How many people have been worthy of Shampoo's hand?"
"Two. Yourself and the father of your friend. Everyone else
was either too weak or too concerned with ravishing my
granddaughter's body. For your sake, this Ryouga fellow had better
be worthy.
Ranma shook his head and looked at Shampoo, who smiled
brightly back at him. "So do I." Ranma muttered under his breath.
* * *
Ranko groaned softly as she began to regain consciousness.
A flurry of images appeared in her mind, saying good-bye to Ranma,
her passionate lovemaking with Akane and then....
"AKANE!" Ranko screamed as she sat up. She remembered
Sasuke and the guards ambushing them, how helpless and frustrated she
felt at not being able to defend herself. She looked around and saw she
was sitting on a bed in a giant bedroom. She slowly slid off the bed and
looked down to confirm she was still naked. She shivered slightly as
she made her way to the door, her wrists and ankles feeling like they had
been bound recently.
The door was locked so she peered through the keyhole,
searching for any sign of her captor but finding none she moved away
from the door and went to the window. As she looked down at the
huge drop from the castle window to the ground, she quickly abandoned
the thought of jumping to her freedom. She looked at the bed and
wondered if she could tie the sheets together to form a rope that could
lower her gently to the ground.
But as she turned to look out the window again, she could tell
she didn't have enough sheets to make a long enough rope. She looked
around the room, searching for anything she could use to escape the room
when there was a loud creak at the door and Kunou suddenly came into the
room, a smile of triumph and desire on his face.
"Ah my goddess! How I've longed to...."
Kunou never had a chance to finish his sentence as an enraged
Ranko rushed towards him and smashed him across the face with her fist.
Kunou fell on his rear, stunned while an enraged Ranko screamed.
"HOW DARE YOU KIDNAP ME AND TAKE ME INTO YOUR
BEDROOM!!!" Ranko slammed her bare foot into Kunou's crotch and he
was very glad he was wearing armor as Ranko grabbed his collar with her
hands. "I SWEAR, IF YOU'VE LAID ONE HAND ON AKANE.....I'LL
KILL YOU!!!"
Kunou was silent. Ranko wondered why until she noticed he was
not paying attention to her words, but rather her naked flesh. Ranko slapped
Kunou hard across the face. "What do you think you're looking at?!"
Kunou's eyes met Ranko's and she felt a chill go through her entire
frame as she saw the lust for her in them. "I think I am staring at my wife
to be. For where would a proper woman stand if not behind a powerful
man. I will soon become the most powerful man in Hyrule and then, with
you by my side, we will rule as King and Queen!
"Never! I'd sooner die than marry an arrogant braggart like
yourself! Now where is Akane!? TELL ME!!!" Ranko demanded.
"She is alive and well, just as you left her." Kunou replied
simply. Ranko slightly relaxed her grip upon hearing this news but
still glared at Kunou as he smiled in response.
"Fine. Then I'll be on my way." Ranko exclaimed as she
released Kunou and headed towards the door. Kunou quickly stood
and slammed the door shut. Ranko spun around and tried to belt him
only to have him effortlessly grab her wrist and hold it gently, but firmly
in place.
"Ah though she is little, she is fierce. Her anger enhances her
beauty a hundred fold! Her flashing eyes, her flushed cheeks, her
pouting lips. See how her body trembles with her rage, the...."
STOP TALKING ABOUT ME IN THE THIRD PERSON!!!"
Ranko screamed as she tried to free herself from Kunou's grip only to
have Kunou embrace her tightly.
"I shall never let you go again!" Kunou sighed with joy as he
seemed oblivious to Ranko's frantic attempts to get him off her. Then
he cried out in pain as Ranko slashed her nails across his cheek, drawing
blood as he released her. She instantly backed away as far as possible
while maintaining the defensive stance that Ranma had taught her. Kunou
rubbed his injured face for a moment and then his expression ran cold.
"Very well. I tried to do this the easy way. Now circumstances
would seem to dictate otherwise." Kunou said as he moved towards her.
Ranko's heart was pounding with fear and anger as Kunou
approached. No matter what happened she would not allowed herself to
be used by him. She would kill herself, throw herself out the window
before she would be used against her will. She slowly edged towards the
open window, a tears running down her face as Ranma and Akane
appeared in her mind's eye.
"Forgive me....I will always treasure our time together...."
Ranko whispered to herself as she leapt onto the windowsill and
turned around to face Kunou. Kunou merely smirked as he said.
"Taking your own life before allowing me the honor of your
company? I think not."
Ranko smiled back at him, tears flowing down her cheeks now
as she replied.
"Then you do not know me very well."
Ranko extended her arms and before Kunou could stop her, she
leapt from the windowsill....
"NOOOOO!!!!" Kunou screamed as he rushed towards the
window and drove through it. As he rapidly descended towards the
ground, he spotted Ranko's body just ahead of him and he struggled to
catch up to her before she hit the ground. A few seconds before they
reached it, Kunou managed to grab hold of Ranko and twisted her
around so she was on top. Kunou slammed hard into the ground, his
armor absorbing some of the impact but rattling every bone in his
body. Kunou gasped in pain and then noticed the naked Ranko lying
on top of him, unconscious from the impact but otherwise appearing
intact.
"Master Kunou!"
Kunou turned his head to see Sasuke and Gosunkugi rushing
towards them along with several ninjas. Sasuke quickly knelt by
Kunou's side and checked for serious injuries while Gosunkugi tried not
to faint again, pitching his nose as he saw the naked princess laying on
her front.
"I am but hurt...." Kunou softly said as he tried to rise.
"I fear not, Master Kunou. You have several broken ribs and
a concussion. With the proper medical attention and magic herbs you
should be well again in a few days...."
"Nay! The attack on Hyrule must be delayed not a single day,
not even a single hour. It must proceed on schedule....AAAAARGHH!!!!"
Kunou's was in tremendous pain as Sasuke ordered his ninja's to carry
their fallen master inside the castle.
"Help me with the princess." Sasuke requested as he grabbed
her arms while a blushing Gosunkugi grabbed her ankles and they carried
her back to the castle.
"I fear we must delay the attack until you are well Master
Kunou. For how can we win without your leadership and presence to
give us the strength we need to survive?" Sasuke said to a moaning
Kunou.
"P....Perhaps you're right. One cannot march to victory if the
band is uncertain on what notes to play. Very well, we will attack as
soon as I am in prime form."
"W....What about the princess?" Gosunkugi asked.
"As soon as you tend to her injuries, put her back in one of the
guest rooms and....restrain her." Kunou swallowed at the thought of his
love tied down. "Make absolutely certain she no longer has any other
method to endanger her life. Sasuke, I leave this matter personally to
you."
Gosunkugi suddenly had an idea. "Perhaps if we used the
love potion, it would...."
"NO! I will not have the princess see me like this, a broken
shell, easily fixed with the sands of time. No, sorcerer, you will not
use the love potion until I say so and not before!"
"Y....Yes master." Gosunkugi looked away.
"I'll fetch you the Healer Tofu as soon as I've attended to the
Princess, Sasuke said as he and Gosunkugi carried her back to one of the
rooms while Kunou was taken to his own room by the ninjas....
* * *
Kasumi swept the floor of the inn, hoping that Link had made it
safely to the old woman and hoping he would be able to bring back a
permanent cure for her father. She stopped sweeping for a moment and
listened carefully. Then she breathed a sigh of relief as she heard her
father's ragged cough, a cough meant he was alive and that filled Kasumi
with some comfort as she placed her broom against the wall and walked
over to check on him.
"Father? It's me." Kasumi softly spoke as she knelt by her
father's side, clasping his fragile hand, paper thin flesh against bone.
"K....Kasumi...." her father whispered softly. He slowly
opened his eyes and smiled as he saw her face. "How wonderful for
you to visit your dying father....it's been so long...."
Kasumi nodded as tears stung at her eyes. She had been in to
check on him no more than half an hour ago. Her father was beginning
to lose his sense of time, as he had everything else.
Before he was ill, Soun Tendou had been a strong and proud
figure, he owned the largest inn in town and business was good. And
though he had lost his wife to the plague and his other daughter Nabiki
to marriage, Soun refused to let his spirits fall as he ran the inn with his
daughter Kasumi and even had been dating a young woman, by the name
of Hinako. Kasumi had been jealous at first of another woman taking
her mother's place but Hinako proved to be a warm caring person who
truly loved her father.
Then as the disease struck him, within one month, Soun was
a cripple. Within two he was almost unrecognizable. Hinako stayed by
his side almost as often as Kasumi did until Soun told Hinako to go.
He could not bear for her to waste her youth taking care of someone in
his condition. Hinako refused to leave him so Soun had told her he
didn't love her anymore. Hinako was crushed and ran out of the inn in
tears. Kasumi later found Hinako and told her Soun didn't mean what
he said but that it might be best for her to leave him alone since he
couldn't bear to see her suffer. Hinako reluctantly agreed and has not
visited the inn once since that time.
Now as Kasumi stared down at the face of her father, she
wondered if she had made the correct choice. Hinako was no doubt
suffering as much as her father was, especially since Kasumi told her
the truth. Perhaps she should try to visit her, to convince her to come
back and try to offer hope to her father....
"Kasumi!" a voice rang out.
"Link?" Kasumi turned back to her father. "I'll be right back."
she said as she turned and quickly walked back into the main room.
"Welcome back....Oh! I see you've brought guests."
Cologne cleared her throat. "Could you show us to your
father's room?"
Kasumi looked down and stared at the withered troll and
frowned, her voice rising slightly in volume as she asked. "Did you
put a curse on my father? Because if you did....I'll....I'll...."
"You'll what?" Cologne asked challengingly.
"I'll have to ask you to leave." Kasumi finished, satisfied she
had made her point.
Everyone facefaulted. Then Cologne got back up and laughed.
"I like this girl. She had spirit." She turned to face Kasumi.
"I assure you I did not curse your father. I was angry that he turned my
granddaughter down after so many others had failed to prove themselves
worthy but I did not curse him."
"My father said you vowed revenge!" Kasumi retorted, trying
not to be intimidated by the witch.
"Yes, at the time I couldn't think of a proper punishment so
I simply vowed revenge. Then I found the perfect way. From this time
forward, anything he buys from our wagon is no longer 50% off
for him. He must pay full price from now on."
Ranma and Kasumi facefaulted while Shampoo was looking
around the inn with a childlike curiosity.
"You mean Soun rejected your granddaughter and only has to
pay a little more coin while I rejected your granddaughter and you gave
me a fairy curse!?!? What kind of stupid deal is that?!?" Ranma
bellowed, enraged.
"Soun only rejected my daughter, he didn't cook a foreign
substance at our sacred banquet....
"DON'T START WITH THAT AGAIN, YOU OLD GHOUL!!!"
While Ranma and Cologne were engaged in a shouting match,
Kasumi could no longer hold back and she screamed "PLEASE STOP!
MY FATHER IS DYING!!!"
Ranma immediately stopped and turned to face her. Kasumi
had tears streaming down her cheeks and Ranma instantly regretted his
actions.
"I'm sorry. I forgot what was most important right now. Please
forgive me." Ranma said as he bowed in apology.
"Yes, lead me to where your father rests and I will do what I can
to help him. Ranma, please lead my granddaughter to where my possible
future son-in-law rests. Shampoo will perform the initial judgment and
then inform me if he is worthy for the final test.
"Uh...." Ranma hesitated. Ryouga was still sleeping off his
drunken stupor after being rejected by Akari. Ranma realized he hadn't
completely thought this through when he chose Ryouga as her new
husband. He should have picked Mousse. Mousse was still a day's travel
away and was single. He probably would have made the better choice.
Ranma sighed as he lead Shampoo to the boy's room....
Meanwhile Cologne carefully looked at the sleeping form of
Soun Tendo. Kasumi stood behind her and watched, concern and fear
in her eyes as she prayed the old woman could help her father. When
Cologne failed to say anything after a long moment, Kasumi couldn't
stand it anymore. "Can't you do anything for him?" she pleaded, her
eyes red from her tears.
"He is under a very powerful enchantment. Only one person
besides myself could have cast such a spell."
"W....Who?"
"Kodachi Kunou. Sister of Lord Kunou. She is a powerful but
mentally unstable ogress. She learned the black arts from her mother
when she was four years of age and was taught to use her powers for
evil and malice, with no true purpose. For her mother was mentality
unstable as well."
"Have....Have you ever met her?" Kasumi nervously asked.
"Fortunately, no. She keeps to herself most of the time,
terrorizing a small portion of the realm. I can remove this curse but
it requires a ingredient that I fear only Kodachi herself possesses."
"What ingredient? Tell me, please!" Kasumi begged.
"The essence of a black rose. Kodachi is the only person in
Hyrule who breeds black roses for her own dark purposes. In order to
make an antidote, I require the liquid essence of a black rose. She
should keep some in her witch's coven but do not expect to gain it
so easily. She will undoubtedly have it well guarded along with the
rest of her coven."
"Link will get the essence. I have faith in him." Kasumi said
firmly.
"Link?" Cologne raised an eyebrow.
"Yes, he said he name was Link and that he was a traveler
from far away." Kasumi replied, confused.
"Did he now.....?"
* * *
Ranma impatiently waited outside the door as Shampoo
proceeded with her examination of Ryouga. For a moment he thought
she was going to simply seduce the unconscious boy only to be surprised
when Shampoo kept her clothes on and seemed to be judging his muscles
and ability to take damage as she placed a palm on his chest and gently
tapped it with her other. She did this all over his chest, performing some
sort of test that Ranma couldn't begin to fathom so he gave up and
decided to wait outside until she finished her bizarre tests. He found it
strange that Shampoo hadn't given him these kinds of tests before she
decided he'd be a good husband. Then again, Ryouga hadn't imposed
a curse on himself to save Ukyou from the same fate....
Then Shampoo emerged, slightly disheveled. "It is done. He
pass first test, even if he drunk." Then Shampoo walked away down the
hall. Suspicious of Shampoo's strange appearance after leaving the room,
Ranma glanced inside the room but nothing appeared to be amiss.
Perhaps he was simply assuming the worst about Shampoo, not hard
considering how she had thrown herself at him in China and back at the
campfire just a little while ago. If Ryouga was proved worthy, he could
only hope Shampoo would stay true to him, unlike Akari who stayed true
to whoever she was with at the time....
Ranma closed the door and headed back towards the hall and
paused when he saw Shampoo, Cologne and Kasumi gathered around
the bedside of a sickly looking person who could only be Kasumi's
father. Ranma joined them and Cologne filled him in on what she had
discovered.
Ranma thought for a moment. "So what you're saying is, we
have to travel to this place where Kodachi lives and steal some of that
rose stuff and bring it back here? That shouldn't be too hard."
"Son-in....Ranma, I would not take Kodachi lightly. She is
equal to me in terms of magical knowledge and if she manages to
entrap or enslave you somehow, I fear you will be better off dead."
"I'm not afraid. I'll fight her, get her stupid essence and be
back here before you know it, no sweat!" Ranma said confidently.
"Shampoo go too!" Shampoo said in an excited voice.
Cologne sighed. She wished that youth wasn't so impatient
and brash sometimes. "Very well. I will remain here and keep this
man alive until you return."
"Okay and I'll bring Ryouga as well. It'll give Shampoo and
him a chance to get to know one another." Ranma said.
Cologne smiled thinly. "Yes....That would be acceptable."
"Okay then, we leave at dawn! I'm going to get some sleep!
Good night." Ranma said as he left the room and walked out towards
one of the rooms. He picked one and opened it, it was just like
Ryouga's room, one bed and a lantern. Kasumi had evidently sold every
piece of superfluous furniture in all of the rooms to keep the inn going
financially. He closed the door behind him and lit the lantern, it cast a
warm ruddy glow as he lay back on the bed and stared up at the ceiling.
A few moments later, there was a knock on the door.
"Yeah?" Ranma replied.
"It's me." Kasumi's timid voice replied. "May I come in?"
"Uh....sure." Ranma replied and sat up as Kasumi entered the
room.
She walked over to where he sat and looked down at her feet,
shuffling them nervously. Ranma noticed this and asked. "Is something
wrong Kasumi?" he asked.
"I just wanted....I mean....I wanted to thank you for doing
this for my father and me. I've never known someone to be so kind
and not expect anything in return...." Kasumi hesitated for a moment
then continued. "I want to....that is....I...."
Kasumi suddenly rushed forward and gave Ranma a quick kiss
on his lips then quickly withdrew, blushing furiously.
"T...Thank you....goodnight...." Kasumi stuttered as she quickly
retreated from his room, leaving a shocked Ranma sitting on the bed,
staring after her....
(Fade to Black)
PART 5
The faint sounds of music and celebration were heard as
Ranma Saotome along with his companions Ryouga Hibiki and
Shampoo, made their way over a hill and caught sight of a meadow
decorated with banners and pavilions.
"There it is!" Ranma shouted as he quickened his pace.
Shampoo looked curiously at the sight and then turned to her new
fiancee. "Ai Ren find friend here?"
Ryouga winced at Shampoo addressing him as her beloved
husband. He had originally been furious at Ranma when he
discovered he was promised to Shampoo while intoxicated. He had
just gone through a very painful break up with Akari and the last
thing he wanted to hear was words like "love" and "husband"
Ranma had begged him to go along with it for now for
the sake of the Princess and Hyrule, adding he would be well
rewarded for his help. Ryouga didn't care that much about money
but since losing Akari, he decided there were worse things than
staying drunk and poor in a run down inn. Ranma had tried to point
out that Shampoo was a really beautiful girl but that only reminded
him of how beautiful Akari had been.
"Ai Ren? Where you going?"
Ryouga looked up and noticed he was walking away from
Ranma and the festival. Ryouga quickly changed direction and
broke into a run, pulling Shampoo along with him, in order to
catch up to Ranma, cursing his sense of direction along the way.
Shampoo frowned as she heard her husband-to-be speak
many words she didn't recognize. "Ryouga? What does "shit"
mean?
"Huh?" Ryouga glanced at Shampoo, trying to pay attention
to her and the direction he was traveling at the same time.
"Oh....um....it means....well...."
"Well?" Shampoo inquired.
"It's another word for when you have to....um....go to the
bathroom....number two....get the idea?
Shampoo considered that for a moment and then her face
seemed to brighten. "Oh! Ryouga mean *Warm leavings of a
Cow!*"
Ryouga nodded, deciding that was close enough.
"Come on you guys! I can't wait here all day!" Ranma
admonished as they finally caught up to him. Then they all entered
the meadow.
Shampoo was in awe, having spent most of her life on the
road and among her small village, she had never seen so many people
in one place before. Ranma and Ryouga had been to many festivals
but none the less, grinned as they took it all in.
It was the St. Hebereke Day Fair, renowned across Hyrule as
the liveliest festival in the land. As the trio progressed further into
the town, they were surrounded by tents, food stalls and pavilions.
The crowds swirled around them, revealing occasional
glimpses of sword-swallowers, jugglers, strolling musicians and
merchants selling their wares.
"DOLLAR EACH! DOLLAR EACH! DOLLAR EACH!
ONE GENUINE IMITATION KEYRING IN THE SHAPE OF THE
TRIFORCE, ONLY ONE DOLLAR EACH! FIRST HUNDRED
CUSTOMERS GET A FREE COMPASS!" a merchant shouted loud
enough for Ryouga to hear.
"Hey! I'll take one! That's just what I need!" Ryouga
exclaimed as he rushed through the crowd and quickly purchased a
keyring. After throwing it away, he looked at his new compass.
"This should make it harder for me to get lost, eh Ranma?"
Ryouga said with a grin as he looked up. The grin quickly
disappeared when he noticed Ranma and Shampoo were nowhere
in sight and the crowd was still surrounding him.
"Ranma?"
* * *
"But Ai Ren....!"
"Don't worry about Ryouga. He gets lost a lot but he
always manages to find me again somehow. We'll catch up with
him later." Ranma assured a worried Shampoo as they ducked down
a street where it was less crowded.
Eventually they came to the heart of the fair. As they
rejoined the stream of people traveling to and fro, they caught sight
of an amphitheater overlooking a stage. Ranma lead Shampoo
towards it until a large poster came into view. It read....
"COME SEE THE MAGNIFICENT MOUSSE!!!"
"Master of Dark Magic!"
"Monarch of Mystery!"
"See him perform miracles without his eyes!"
"Appearing Daily!"
Ranma found it hard to keep from laughing as he saw the
image of his friend, dressed in his usual white robes and a black
bandanna wrapped around his eyes, next to the words of the poster.
"Same old Mousse." Ranma thought fondly to himself as he entered
the theater with Shampoo in tow.
"Mousse use magic like Shampoo?" Shampoo asked Ranma
as she took a seat next to him. Unlike the vast crowds and numerous
vendors outside, Shampoo knew a theater when she saw one, had
seen many dances and songs performed in a smaller one in her
village.
"Sort of." Ranma replied. "Mousse's magic is mostly skill
and hard work but there is one trick he does that is very similar to
your cat transformation."
Shampoo frowned. "True magic IS hard work. Is easy to
change into cat now but take Shampoo many years to master.
Much focus needed."
"I didn't mean to insult you. I just meant that Mousse's
magic may be a little different than the one you're used to." Ranma
clarified.
Shampoo nodded in understanding as the amphitheater
continued to fill up with fairgoers, eager to see Mousse. Ranma
knew they wouldn't be disappointed.
"Too bad Ryouga couldn't be here to see this...."
* * *
"Damn you, Ranma!" Ryouga shouted in frustration as he
searched in vain for the amphitheater. He knew Shampoo and
Ranma would be there by now and that unless he hurried up, he was
going to miss Mousse's show. His compass was proving useless
since he didn't know what direction the theater was in and he hadn't
asked anyone for directions because he was too embarrassed.
Finally, he decided to swallowed his pride and went over to
a booth where clothes of all types were for sale. Strangely, dispite the
crowd in the streets, the booth was completely deserted, as if people
were deliberately avoiding it. Ryouga banged his hand on the
counter, requesting attention. After a moment, a young girl appeared
from behind the counter, looking the worse for wear. She looked at
Ryouga for a moment and then exclaimed with surprise.
"You....You can see me?"
"Umm...yes?" Ryouga replied, a confused expression on his
face.
The girl's expression of surprise quickly turned into
desperation. "Please buy some clothes from me! I beg you!"
"Umm...Actually I was just wondering if you could tell me
where to find the amphitheater. I'm supposed to meet some friends
there and....
"It's about ten booths to the east. You can't miss it." The
girl replied hurriedly. "Now can you please buy some of my wares?
She gestured frantically at the clothes in front of her.
"Well, I really can't stay too long....The show's about to
begin and ....
The girl suddenly grabbed his arm and gave him a pleading
look as she whimpered. "PLEASE! I beg you! Buy some clothing!
If I return to my master without any profits, I'll be punished!"
"W....Why isn't anyone else buying clothes?" Ryouga asked
the girl, wondering why she seemed so determined to make a sale.
"They....They can't." The girl released Ryouga's arm and
lowered her head. "You see, I was foolish and angered the ruler of
this realm, Kunou Kodachi."
Ryouga's eyes widened at the mention of the name. Ranma
had filled him in on Kodachi's evil curse on Soun and Kasumi. It
seemed she was now picking on this girl as well.
"What happened?" Ryouga wondered aloud.
"I was recently sold into slavery by my father in exchange
for payment of his debts to an evil old man and his wife. I performed
many tasks in their house until the wife convinced her husband to
put me to work at the fair, I think she felt sorry for me."
The girl took a deep breath and continued "She gave me
some clothes to sell here at the fair but some of them had
wildflowers on them and I didn't realize...."
"Realize what?" Ryouga asked.
Tears began to form in the girl's eyes as she replied.
"Mistress Kodachi had expressly forbidden any flowers other than
black roses, to be in her kingdom. When she came to the fair one
day and saw my flowers, she screamed curses at me and then cast a
spell that made me dead to this village. They pass by as if they don't
even see me and ever since I haven't been able to sell a single piece
of clothing. If my master finds out about this...." The girl trembled
in fear.
Ryouga couldn't believe it. To be so cruel over such a petty
matter was truly evil. Ryouga didn't know Kodachi very well but
that didn't stop him from forming an instant dislike of her.
"What's your name?" Ryouga inquired.
"M....Makimura, Kaori." The girl replied timidly.
"Kaori, Me and my friends plan to put an end to Kodachi's
evil once and for all. Once she's been defeated, I'll find a way to
have your curse lifted. I swear it!"
The girl's eyes widened in fear. "F....Fight Kodachi? Truly,
you must be mad! No one who had ventured to her covel has ever
lived to tell the tale!"
"Don't worry. We're not so easily beaten. With Ranma by
my side and Shampoo...."
"Ranma?! As in *Prince Ranma* of Hyrule!?!" The girl
exclaimed in amazement.
Ryouga winced. He hadn't meant to give Ranma's identity
away and he knew Ranma wanted to keep a low profile. Then he
remembered that no one else could hear her voice away and breathed
a sigh of relief.
"Yes. He, I, and another girl named Shampoo will be
traveling to Kodachi's covel and then to Lord Kunou's realm to
finally defeat them once and for all. In the meantime, here's some
money to give to your master. (Ryouga handed her some coins.)
I hope it's enough to satisfy your master's desires until we get the
job done. Farewell." Ryouga said as he turned to leave.
"Wait! What is your name, kind sir!" The girl called out
to him.
"Hibiki, Ryouga." Ryouga replied with a smile as he left,
failing to notice the girl smiling behind him....
Just before she disappeared.
* * *
"Utterly ridiculous!" Kodachi cackled as she gazed
into her cauldron, the vision of Ryouga leaving the clothing stand
beginning to disappear.
"Heroes....Always ready to aid a damsel in distress....even
when the damsel is my slave!" Kodachi gazed over to her right
where Kaori was standing with a blank look in her eyes.
"You did very well, little hussy!" Kodachi spat at the girl.
"Now that I know they are coming, I should bake a cake!" Kodachi
proclaimed as she raised her arms and suddenly a birthday cake with
thick black icing and little black roses appeared in front of her.
"Now then, who should be the one to receive this little gesture of
mine...."
Kodachi gazed into the cauldron and another vision soon
came before her. The vision of a girl not yet reunited with her
comrades. It set the stage nicely for a most unexpected ambush....
"You there!" Kodachi raised a long twisted finger at Kaori,
whom stood silent and unmoving. "You will deliver this cake to
this girl...." Kodachi gestured at the vision. "Tell her it is a gift from
her husband."
With that, Kodachi gestured again at the cake and it
suddenly changed from black into white. The roses on the cake
turning a blood red color....
* * *
Princess Ranko sighed inwardly as she lay on Kunou's bed,
wearing a low cut gown that Kunou had picked out for her. She was
securely tied down to prevent any further attempts to take her own
life or escape. In addition, she was guarded 24 hours a day by three
different knights rotating in 8 hour shifts. She was only released to
go to the bathroom and even then under escort. Kunou wasn't
taking any more chances.
Although Kunou was still recovering from his injuries from
the fall, she knew he was healing rapidly and that soon he would
come to her again and she would be unable to stop him. That is if she
continued to be helpless....
Of the three knights guarding her, Ranko noticed that one of
them stared at her body whenever he thought she or anyone else
wasn't looking at him. She figured he had gotten a good look at her
when she had been naked and was now quite attracted to her
physically. The other two didn't even give her a second glance.
She was allowed to go to the bathroom three times a day,
no more. Each time was with a different guard watching over her.
This meant that her ropes were untied and she was lead over to the
small but private washroom in Kunou's own bedroom where the
guard would then wait for her to finish and come out.
She had already tried to find a means of escape in the
washroom but either Sasuke had foreseen that possibility and
removed all possible items that could have been used as a weapon,
or Kunou simply shaved in a different room.
Now, with time rapidly running out and her other opinions
exhausted, Ranko had no choice but to resort to a plan that she
wished she could have avoided.
* * *
The guard instantly looked away as he noticed the princess
looking his way, praying he hadn't been caught staring at her again.
He couldn't help it. He had been without a woman for so long and
when he had caught a glimpse of her naked flesh....
The guard force the image out of his mind. He couldn't
afford to think things like that. If Overlord Kunou ever found out he
had been staring at his bride-to-be...."
"Excuse me?"
The guard glanced towards the voice and noticed it was the
princess that asked the question. He started to turn away again....
"Why are you torturing yourself?"
Her voice was low, husky, or did it only seem that way?
Drawing upon his military discipline, the guard stiffened his posture
and met her gaze while replying in a even tone. "I don't know what
you mean."
The princess gave him a smile, a very sultry smile. "You
know what I mean. Standing there hour after hour after hour...."
She took in a long, deep breath, leaning back to push her
expanding bosom outwards. The guard's eyes were fixed on the
princess's chest for a moment before forcing himself to look away.
"I don't know what you mean." He repeated in the same even
tone.
"Wanting to touch me....to kiss me....to make me your own...."
Ranko continued in a very slow and deliberate manner.
"Excuse me?" The guard replied, the slightest tremor
evident in his voice.
"Don't tell me a man as....strong and manly as you....aren't
afraid to take advantage of a situation when it presents itself...." The
princess replied in a voice that caused the guard's knees to grow
weak.
"I don't know what you...." The guard began.
"You know EXACTLY what I mean." Ranko's voice
elevated a notch. "My bathroom break is in fifteen minutes and
you're not going to be relived for another three hours. I don't need
to tell you what could happen in three hours time, do I?"
The guard felt his mouth grow dry. He needed a drink, he
needed to get his mind back on his duty....
"All you would have to do is untie me and then we could
have plenty of time to get to know each other better before that
other guard comes to spoil our fun. You want to have fun with me,
don't you?"
The guard desperately tried to block out her voice but it
was becoming increasingly difficult, Ranko's suggestions were
imprinting themselves in his mind, wild visions began appearing in
his imagination.....
"NO!" The guard yelped more than screamed and forced
himself to stand at attention. "Kunou would have my head!"
There was a short pause. Then he could hear the princess's
voice again. He tried not to listen....
"No one would have to know. Not Kunou. Not the other
guards. No one." She paused again. "I've always wanted to be with
a real man. Kunou and Ranma are nothing compared to you. I want
to wraps my arms around you....
"Stop...." The guard ordered.
"To feel your sweaty muscular chest against my breasts...."
"Stop!" The guard nearly shouted.
The princess moaned softly. The guard was nearly at his
wit's end by her teasing. Then she suddenly ceased as she asked, in
a normal tone of voice.
"Can I go to the bathroom now?"
The guard blinked and tried to get his heartrate back to
normal as he replied. "S....sure."
The guard slowly walked over to Princess Ranko, his entire
frame shivering slightly as he gently undid the ropes that held her
down. Once that was done, she rose to her feet and walked
provocatively toward the bathroom, her hips swaying as the guard
followed from behind. Then she closed the door while he waited
outside.
Try as he might, the guard could not get the princess's
voice out of his head. Her proposition flooded through his mind
and he found himself staring out the window, wondering how much
time he had left until the next shift....
Then Ranko emerged from the bathroom, smiling seductively
at him as he lead her back to the bed. As they reached it, he drew in a
sharp breath as the princess suddenly leaned back against him and
raised her arms behind her and around his neck.
"Don't fight it...." She whispered as she tilted her head
sideways, her lips an inch from his own. She was close enough for
him to read her lips as she silently begged.
"Make love to me...."
The guard couldn't take it any more as he finally gave in to
temptation and his lips found Ranko's. They kissed for a long
moment before the guard placed his hands over his breasts. As he
began to fondle them, the princess suddenly turned around to face him
and wrapped her arms around his neck again. Their tongues moved in
and out of each other's mouths as Ranko fell back onto the bed with
the guard on top of her. She wrapped her long legs tightly around
his waist while moving her hands up and down his back. He could
feel his heart pounding furiously as he gave himself to pleasure.
Then she grabbed the back of the guard's head and pressed
his face down into her breasts. She gasped in pleasure as the guard
ran his tongue along the sides of them, kissing madly. When he
started to kiss between them, she suddenly increased the pressure on
the back of his head tremendously. The guard figured she was getting
carried away when he suddenly realized he couldn't breathe. He
panicked and tried to get up only to have her grip tighten even
further. He tried to bite, to scream for help, to cry out in rage at
him being deceived when he found himself rapidly losing
consciousness.
* * *
Princess Ranko finally released the grip on the guard's
neck about a minute after he stopped flailing about. Her arms aching
from the effort, she slowly pushed the guard off of her and rose to her
feet. She then quickly and with much disgust, wiped off the guard's
saliva from her blouse and breasts, pausing to spit out the remains
of the guard's french kiss.
"What did he eat for lunch anyway? Yuck!" Ranko
complained as she spat on the floor again. Then she grabbed the
guard's weapons and was about to leave when she glanced back at
the unconscious guard.
On one hand, she was tempted to just leave him there since
he had obviously sworn loyalty to Kunou. On the other hand, she
knew Kunou would behead, possibly even torture the guard for failing
to keep her here. And she did feel a mite guilty about leading him on
like that....
She walked back over to the bed, took out the knife she had
stolen from the guard and plunged it into his chest, killing him
instantly. It was a merciful death, compared to what Kunou would
have done to him.
Loose ends tied up, Ranko carefully listened at the door for
guards and then opened the door to reveal an empty hallway.
The next guard wasn't due to arrive for two hours yet, with
any luck, she would be out of the castle and far away before anyone
knew she was gone....
* * *
Meanwhile, back at the now fully packed Amphitheater,
Ranma awaits the presence of his friend on stage while Shampoo
wonders where her Ai Ren had run off to. Then a man walks out on
stage and announced in a loud voice.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now my pleasure to introduce
our star attraction. He is the Master of Modern Mystery, The
Magnificent Mousse!
There is much applause and cheering as Mousse walks out,
waving and bowing towards the crowd. The black bandanna covering
his eyes didn't hinder his movements in the least as he made his way to
the center of the stage and waited until the volume dies down before
beginning to speak.
"Much thanks for that warm greeting!" he began, a sly grin
evident on his face. "As you've no doubt noticed by now, I am blind
yet I am able to perform feats such as this!"
Without warning, Mousse pulled a needle and a thread from
his cloak and quickly threaded the needle through it's eye with no
trouble whatsoever. The audience laughed and cheered as he did it
again, turning around and threading it behind his back to the
audience.
"Some of you might be saying, *Big deal.* Well my friends,
let's see if you think this is a big deal! Bring out the arrows!
Mousse waited patiently while an assistant brought out a bow
and a large bunch of arrows.
"In case you haven't seen the show before, allow me to
elaborate what I'm about to do here. My assistant will shoot arrows
directly at me, some at my head, some at my heart, some at my
stomach, and if my assistant has been hitting the old sake again,
possibly even lower than that!"
The crowd laughed while Mousse continued. "Some of these
arrows have red feathers at the end while the rest have blue feathers.
Not only...." Mousse paused dramatically. "Not only....will I
intercept every single arrow before it can strike me. I will *break*
any red feather arrows shot at me and *catch* any blue arrows shot
at me! All without the use of my eyes! How will I know which
color is which? That's why it's called magic folks! Are you ready?
The crowd roared it's approval as the assistant took aim.
Mousse took a moment to prepare himself and then waited with his
hands behind his back. The assistant let fly with an arrow. It flew
swiftly towards Mousse and the instant before it impaled him,
Mousse caught the arrow between his fingers. It was blue.
There was much applause and cheering. "I guess that means
I caught the right arrow!" Mousse exclaimed as the audience laughed
again. "But then again, catching only ONE arrow could be a 50/50
chance, right? So let's increase the odds and have THREE arrows
shot at me at the same time and to make sure I'm not cheating, I'll
let the audience choose the color for me!"
As the assistants went out into the audience and found
volunteers to choose the colors for the three arrows, Ranma leaned
closer to Shampoo and whispered. "Mousse is just warming up you
know....
"Really?"
"Yep. I know for a fact that he can catch seven arrows at
once. He's just building up suspense.
"Mousse can only catch seven?" Shampoo asked.
"I think so. I don't think he's fast enough for eight."
The assistants returned to the stage with the audience's
three color choices. "Okay then! Watch now as I single handedly....
"WAIT!" a loud voice rang out in the Amphitheater.
"Huh?" Mousse was startled by the voice and turned
towards the source.
"Shampoo have challenge for Mousse!"
"Shampoo, what the hell are you doing?! Sit down!"
Ranma whispered, embarrassed that his friends performance was
being interrupted.
"A challenge?" Mousse repeated, dumbfounded by this
interruption.
"Shampoo challenge Mousse to catch NINE arrows at once.
Then Shampoo believe Mousse true master!" Shampoo exclaimed
loud enough for everyone to hear.
"N....Nine?" Mousse repeated, a touch of uncertainly in
his voice. "Um....Maybe seven would be enough! Who wants to see
me catch seven arrows at once!"
The crowd started to cheer but lapsed into silence as
Shampoo taunting voice was heard again. "Mousse no master!
Even children in amazon village catch seven arrows at once!
Nine should be easy for MASTER." The last word held considerable
contempt towards the blind magician.
Mousse frowned. On one hand he was tempted to tell this
rude girl where to get off for interrupting his show like this. On the
other hand, his pride and honor had been challenged and while the
crowd here would most likely forgive him for not rising to the
challenge, it would still be a serious loss of face to him.
"Very well. If I should meet this challenge of yours, what do
I get in return?" Mousse demanded to know.
"You get Shampoo's respect." Shampoo replied simply.
"Respect, huh?" Mousse scoffed. "I think I already have the
respect of these people here." A round of applause greeted his words.
"But, if you truly think I am unworthy to have the title of master
magician, then I accept your challenge!"
The crowd cheered, even louder than before, while Shampoo
resumed her seat. Ranma was mortified at Shampoo drawing attention
to herself like that. "Why the hell did you do that? Are you crazy!?!"
Ranma shouted at Shampoo.
Shampoo didn't take her eyes off Mousse as she replied.
"If Mousse true master then he do fine."
"And if he dies? How is that going to help our mission or
did you forget about that!" Ranma hissed at her.
"Stop stupid talk Ranma! If Mousse no catch nine
arrows, he no match for Kunou or Kodachi." Shampoo replied
calmly as she watched Mousse prepare himself for the task ahead.
* * *
Mousse was sweating as he thought to himself. "What am
I, nuts?! I can barely handle EIGHT arrows, much less, NINE!
Not only do I have to catch them, I have to judge which ones are red
and which ones are blue! If I'm not real careful, I could die!"
Mousse shook his head, he couldn't let himself think like
that. After all it was only two more than he usually finished his act
with. "Surely two more couldn't be that difficult, could it?"
Mousse tried to calm himself as his assistants finished
gathering the nine arrows that were picked by color from the
audience. When the assistant called out that they were ready,
Mousse faced the audience one last time.
"In case I don't survive this, you'll know who to blame."
He laughed nervously with the audience and gestured towards the
source of his challenger. Then he turned around to face his
assistants.
The audience grew silent and Mousse could feel his heart
pounding against his ribs as he awaited the arrows....
The assistants, with help from some of the more able
audience members, fired nine arrows simultaneously at the blind
magician, they raced towards their target, all aimed at different
points in the body, many of them lethal....
Mousse's arms became blurs as he attacked the oncoming
arrows. His reflexes taking over. Blue! Blue! Red! Blue! Red! Red!
Blue! Re....!
The audience was stunned into silence, Ranma's mouth was
agape in shock while Shampoo turned away in disgust.
Mousse was still alive. Four red feathered arrows lay
broken at his feet, Four blue arrows rested between his fingers and
in the palms of his hands....
The final blue arrow, it's sharp tip resting about a
millimeter from Mousse's groin, was held between his knees.
Sweat dripped from Mousse's forehead and he was still
shaking when he heard the audience begin to clap, then cheer,
then it was if the place had exploded as Mousse was given a standing
ovation. Among the voices he suddenly heard a familiar cry.
"WAY TO GO, MOUSSE!!!"
Mousse knew that voice, it could only belong to one person,
someone he hadn't seen in a month.
"R....Ranma?"
* * *
It was almost an hour later and the moon had begun to rise
in the sky when Mousse walked out of the Amphitheater. Ranma was
beside him with Shampoo close behind.
"That was incredible! I've never seen you move that fast
before!" Ranma was still telling Mousse how impressed he was at
catching all of the arrows. Mousse knew Ranma had been impressed
but at the same time, he knew Ranma enough that he was trying to
apologize for Shampoo, who got him into the mess in the first place.
"Thanks, Ranma. I'm glad you liked the show. Next time
you might want to give me a little warning before you bring HER
along!" Mousse gestured behind him.
"RANMA!"
Ranma and Mousse looked up to see Ryouga standing in
front of them, looking VERY annoyed.
"Hey, Ryouga. Where were you? You just missed Mousse
do the neatest trick...."
"I was lost because you and...." Ryouga started to growl.
"AI REN!!!" Shampoo exclaimed with joy as she crushed
Ryouga with a bear hug. Ryouga gasped for air. "S....Shampoo,
let go of me!"
Shampoo did, giving Ryouga a chance to catch his breath.
"I was lost...." Ryouga gasped. "Because you and Shampoo didn't
wait for me while I was buying a new compass!"
"Compass?" Ranma said in disbelief. "If you had a
compass, what took you so long to find us?"
"I was in the theater with you! I just couldn't find the door
until the crowd was gone and everyone just looked at me funny when
I asked for directions. By the way, that was a really neat trick you did
with the arrows. I was tempted to yell out *twelve arrows!* after
Shampoo's challenge, but I thought I'd give you a break." he grinned.
"Thanks a bunch." Mousse replied sarcastically. "Nice to
see you again, too." he added with a grin of his own.
"Ditto and thanks for letting us staying at your house for the
night." Ranma added. "We'll need a good night's sleep before we
continue on our way to find Ukyou."
Mousse smiled. "I wouldn't worry about that, Ranma.
Ukyou doesn't live down by the mountains anymore."
"Really?" Ranma voice was laced with concern. "You
mean she's moved on?"
"Not exactly...."
(Fade to Black)
TO BE CONTINUED.....
IT'S FINISHED!!! I apologize again for taking so long to
continue this. Suffice it to say I've been busy but now that I've got
the ball rolling again, I hope to continue this and my other series in
the near future.
Although this was supposed to originally be a Zelda/Ranma
crossover, I'm afraid I only know so much about Zelda and will try
to fit in some references throughout the story. In the mainstream of
things, this story is Ranma set in the medieval times. Hope nobody
is disappointed.
Akane's and Ranko's role in the story are deliberate. I like Ranko
better than Akane for the princess and that's the way I want it to stay.
Making them bisexual just made this story all the more intriguing
As always feedback and C&C is welcome!
Sincerely,
Megane 6.7
Next Chapter: Ukyou Kounji enters the fray!
