Subject: "The Legend of Ranko" Parts 1-5
From: fcasper@yesic.com (Casper, Frank)
Date: 2/11/1997, 7:07 AM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

I finally finished Part 5 of this series!  I apologize for taking so
long.  I hope you enjoy it!  All past and future C&C is greatly
appriciated!

Sincerely,

Megane 6.7

P.S. I *REALLY* hope this comes through okay.

ࡱSee you tomorrow old friend.  Ranma said as he left the 
room and quietly shut the door.  Kasumi was waiting for him outside
as he did so.

	Is your friend all right?

	He will be, thanks for asking.  Ranma replied.  Then he 
reached into his purse and produced some gold coins.  Heres 
something to repay you for your kindness.  Well be leaving 
tomorrow.

	Kasumis eyes went wide with shock.  Y....you would do 
this....for me?  But....you saved my life....It is I who should....

	Its okay.  Just tell me where to buy this medicine and Ill
go get it for you.  A girl as pretty as you shouldnt be wandering the
streets alone at night.

	Kasumi blushed furiously at the compliment as she replied.  
Its a mile down the road in that direction.  She pointed to the south.
A old woman named Cologne sells it to me.

	COLOGNE!  Ranma said in disbelief, the volume of his 
voice causing Kasumi to leap back in fright.

	Y....Y....Yes....Shes the one whos been selling me the 
potions to keep father alive.  But only if I have enough money.  The 
amount of coin in your hand is enough to buy a years supply!

	Ranma glowered in silent fury.  After all this time....the 
woman responsible for a great deal of his misery was in his grasp!
He knew that somehow Cologne was using Kasumi in some fashion.
Then he remembers Kasumis reaction to Akanes name....

 	Kasumi!  Ranma said as he grasped her shoulders.  When
did you first meet Cologne?

	It was not I.  It was father.  He had been walking home 
carrying our dinner over his back when he came across her.  She tried 
to....

	She tried to engage her granddaughter to your father, didnt
she?  Ranma jumped in.

	Yes.  My father refused because the memory of my deceased 
mother was too painful for him to ever love again.  Cologne was 
furious and vowed revenge on my father for dishonoring her 
granddaughter.

	And then she threw a jar of cursed water at your father which
made him turn into a....  Ranma continued.

	No.  Kasumi interrupted.

	No?  Ranma was confused.

	Cologne didnt do anything.  My father walked home and we
didnt hear from her again.  Then my father grew ill and things began to
fall apart....  Then it hit her.  Are you suggesting Cologne is 
responsible for my fathers illness?!?

	 Maybe....I have to go see her for myself and find out.  
Ranma replied as he thought to himself.  Not to mention settle my own
score with the old ghoul....

	Aright.  Be careful now!  Kasumi said as Ranma dashed 
out of the inn, and rushed down the road....


*	*	*


	A light purple nightgown, entwined with the clothes of a 
warrior lay forgotten in the shadows.  Their owners slowly uncurled
from a naked embrace that had lasted long after the lovemaking.  
Akane began to rise when Ranko gently placed a arm around her 
waist to pull her back.  Akane was happy to oblige her by again
nestling within her soft breasts and strong limbs, listening to the 
sound of her rapid heartbeat as Ranko stroked her hair every so 
gently.  
   
	Then Akane suddenly spoke. Do you ever wonder if 
Ranma ever considers his curse a good thing?

	What do you mean?  Ranko asked.

	I mean, ever since that old crone threw that jar of cursed 
water at him, hes done nothing but complain and whine to us about
how inconvenient it is for him.  But I for one can see the advantages of
it and I wonder if he hides it from us.

	Turning into a fairy everytime hes hit with cold water isnt 
exactly a good thing.  Ranko remarked.

	But think of the advantages!  He can sneak into any 
enemys lair with little chance of being detected because of his size.  
He can fly!  He can move really fast!  He can even perform some 
magic now....

	But it cost him the woman he loved at the time.  Ranko 
reminded Akane.

	So what?  It worked out for you didnt it?  Akane said with
a sly grin.

	Ranko sighed.  Perhaps, but I still think....

	Ranko and Akane are startled when a blue portal suddenly 
appears in front of them.  A moment later, Hikaru Gosunkugri 
accompanied by Sasuke and a hoarde of ninjas emerged from the
portal.

	Hah!  Now we have....woo....whoa....gulp....
 
	Gosunkugri sees the princess and the captain of the guards
in a naked embrace and he quickly faints, blood exploding from his
nose.  Sasuke looks down at him with disgust before he turns to face
the lovers with an amused grin on his face.

	Well, well, well,  look at what we have here....

	Akane instantly stood up and drove into a roll to retrieve her
sword.  A ninja tried to stop her only to be sliced into seven separate 
pieces a moment later.

	GUARDS!!!  Ranko screamed at the top of her lungs.

	Sasuke laughed as Akane stood naked in front of the equally
unclothed princess with her sword drawn.  Ranko tried to reach her 
own sword to help when Sasuke whipped a chain around it and 
flipped it out the window and permanently out of her reach.

	I dont know how you bastards got in here.  But every one
of you will die today before I let you get near my princess!  Akane
threatened, her sword gleaming.

	Looks like youve already beaten us to that.  Sasuke said
as he roared with laughter, his ninjas remained silent, posed to 
strike.

	Silence!  Ranko decided to be heard.  My other guards 
will be here momentarily and you will be outnumbered.

	Quite right. I guess well just have to make this quick.  
Attack!  Sasuke commanded as two dozen ninjas sprang as one at 
them.

	Facing with overwhelming odds, Akane immediately began
slashing and hacking anything that moved.  She fought well, killing
several ninjas and wounding many others, but soon she was 
overwhelmed and she felt her sword being ripped from her grasp.

	Ranko too fought bravely but without a sword, her fighting 
skills were limited to basic techniques that Ranma had taught her. 
Still something in her snapped and she lashed out with her feet and 
fists.  As one ninja went down with a satisfying scream, seven more g
rabbed her arms and legs and pinned her to the floor.  Meanwhile 
Sasuke calmly walked over to her and carefully pulled a bouquet of 
black roses out of his vest.  He held them out in front of Rankos face 
as she struggled against her captors.  Then he squeezed the bottom 
of the bouquet, emitting a small cloud of gas.  Ranko breathed in the 
fumes and soon ceased her struggles as she lost consciousness.

	Hurry!  We dont have much time left!  Bring them to the 
portal!  Sasuke then glanced down at the still unconscious 
Gosunkugri.  And someone bring him along as well!  Sasuke shook
his head in disgust.

	Rankos arms and legs were hefted as four ninjas carried her 
towards the portal while a furious Akane struggled to get the pile of 
ninjas off her.  Sasuke began to walk towards her when suddenly the
door burst open and five guards rushed into the room.

	Captain!  One guard called out.

	Are you all right!  Another guard asked.

	What happened to your clothes?  A third guard wondered 
aloud.

	SOMEBODY GIVE ME A SWORD!!! Akane screamed as
the ninjas restraining her turned to meet this new threat.  The fighting
was fearsome as the castle guards slashed and hacked with Sasukes 
ninja squad.  Then Akane managed to grab her sword from the hand of
a dead ninja and began to clear a path towards the ninjas carrying her
princess towards the portal....

  	Then Sasukes chain wrapped tightly around her body, 
pinning her arms to her side and entwining her ankles.  She glanced 
behind her just in time to see him pull hard on the chain, causing 
Akane to fall flat on her face, helpless.  With the other guards 
occupied, the ninjas with the Princess entered the portal and were 
gone.

	NO!!!  Akane screamed with rage and frustration.  Sasuke
picked her up and was about to carry her off when a stray guard leapt
in front of him, waving his sword wildly and keeping Sasuke at bay.
Sasuke was about to call his ninjas when he noticed there were only
four of them left.  Akanes guards had fought well and more were on 
the way, so with great reluctance, Sasuke threw Akane at the guard 
blocking his way, forcing him to drop his sword and catch her as 
Sasuke rushed past him and leapt into the portal soon followed by the 
remainder of his ninjas, one of them dragging the unconscious 
Gosunkugri behind him.  The portal then quickly closed and a 
moment later it was if it had never been there.

	The guard holding the naked Akane gently set her down, 
blushing as he did so.  Then Akane noticed the other guards staring
at her as well and screamed What are you looking at you perverts!?!

	N....Nothing!  The guards quickly averted their eyes as 
Akane went over to her clothes and began putting them on.

	What the hell took you so damn long to get down here!  
The princess could have been killed a dozen times over by the time
you idiots showed up!  Akane shook with rage as she yelled at her
guards.

	W....Were sorry....  A guard began to apologize.

	Akane turned on him.  Sorry?!?  Sorry wont get the 
Princess back now will it?  she retorted angrily

	No, Captain, but there were more ninjas in the barracks.
the guard replied, frustrated.
	
	What?  Akane said, beginning to lose her anger.

	A portal similar to the one in here opened in the guards
barracks and a pack of ninjas came out and caught us by surprise.
The guard offered.
	
	They must have done it to keep our attention away from 
what was happening in here.  another guard offered as he and the
other guards bowed their heads in shame.

	Akane sighed to herself.  Then they attacked us on two 
fronts and theyre was nothing you could do.  Im sorry I yelled at
you.  I know you did your best and you fought well.   You kept me
from being kidnapped as well. she said as she smiled at the guard 
who stopped Sasuke from taking her into the portal, causing him 
to blush.  
  
	But what will we do now, Captain?  We cannot abandon 
the castle to look for her.  They may attack again at any moment.

	Akane nodded her assent.  Then she held her head high, chin
up as she loudly proclaimed. From this point forward, this castle is 
on 24 hour watch and all guards, even our reserves, must be in 
armor, at their posts with weapons in hand in no less than 2 hours!  
We have to be ready in case they strike again.  We dont know why 
they took the Princess and why they tried to kidnap me as well, but 
whatever the reason, we cannot allow Kunou to use her against us and
lure us away from the castle.  Thats why were going to remain here 
and pray that the prince can get her out before she is harmed.  Carry 
out my orders!
	
	Yes Captain!  The guards bowed and quickly left the room.
The shouts of Akanes orders were heard echoing throughout the castle
as Akane walked over to the door and locked it.  Then, when she was
certain that she was alone and that her orders were being carried out.
Akane gently reached down and picked up Rankos purple nightgown.
She gently rubbed it against her cheek for a moment....

	Then she threw herself onto the floor, the sobs tearing at her 
throat as she clutched at the fragments of her best friend, her 
princess, her lover....a single thought repeating itself over and over in
her tortured soul.... 
	
	It should have been me.... 
	

*	*	*


	Kunou stood in the grand hall of his castle with his hands 
clasped behind his back, awaiting the return of his minions with his
two loves.  Although he was very impatient to see Hyrule destroyed,
he would not show his eagerness if he could help it.  Great men like
him never hurried, they caused OTHERS to hurry.

	Still he couldnt help but smile as he dreamed of what new 
conquests he would undertake once he gained control of both triforces.
His power would be absolute.  His every word law and truth.  Those 
would challenge....nay....attempt to challenge his power, for no one was 
as great as he, would die a thousand deaths.

	Finally, after what seemed like an eternity of anticipation, 
the sorcerers portal reappeared.  The ninjas followers came through
first with his pig-tailed goddess in tow.  Then their master emerged
followed a few moments later by four more of his followers....

	And then the portal closed.  Kunou blinked in surprise and
then shot a look at Sasuke that promised nothing but pain if he didnt
give the explanation he wanted to hear.

	WHERE IS AKANE TENDO?  Kunou said in a dangerous 
tone of voice.

	Uh....W....We couldnt get her out in time....

	Sasuke saw his life passing by his eyes as Kunou immediately
began to draw his sword.  B....B....But weve discovered something
profound about her relationship with the Princess!

	I WILL HEAR NO EXCUSES!   YOU HAVE FAILED ME 
AND THE PUNISHMENT IS DEATH BY DISMEMBERMENT!!!
Kunou roared as he prepared to run Sasuke through with his blade 
when Sasuke suddenly shrieked.

	AKANE AND THE PRINCESS WERE NAKED!!!

	Kunou paused, his hand still firmly grasping his sword as he
replays Sasukes words through his head.  He glanced over at Ranko 
and seemed to notice her lack of clothes for the first time.  He 
whirled angrily on Sasuke.

	EXPLAIN!!!  Kunou ordered.

	I....I believe the P....Princess and Akane T....Tendo are 
having an affair behind the Princes back.  When we first burst upon 
them, they were naked and wrapped around each other.  I b....believe 
they had recently made love before we appeared.

	Kunous jaw dropped as he stared in disbelief at the sleeping 
princess.  His love was a.....Both his loves were....  Kunous mind 
began to overload as the ramifications of a lesbian relationship 
between the two women he held most dear threatened to overwhelm 
his senses completely....

	Then he seemed to reorganize himself and regain control, 
his once clouded mind becoming clear once again, reminding him of 
his new purpose and what had to be done.

	Even if they are lovers, you still failed to capture Akane and
I do not accept failure.  Period!  Kunou replied calmly as he placed 
the tip of his sword against Sasukes throat.

	P....p....please Master Kunou!  Just give me a moment to 
explain how we can use this to our advantage!  Sasuke begged him
as Kunou pressed harder against his throat.  J....Just a moment...!!

	Kunou paused again as Sasuke looked at him with wide
frightened eyes.  

	Very well.  He withdrew his sword from Sasukes throat 
and resheathed it as Sasuke gasped in relief.  If Akane and the 
pig-tailed girl are truly in love then Akane will be weakened by 
her loss will she not?  Kunou guessed.

	Forgive my impertinence my lord but I dont not believe 
Akane will be less effective as a fighter even with the loss of the
Princess.  In fact, she fought harder and with more skill as we tried 
to get her into the portal and I believe she and her guards will fight
like theyve never fought before to get her back.  Seeing that he had 
Kunous attention, Sasuke continued.  If Akane believes that Ranko 
has betrayed her, that everything that they were was a lie....She 
would be devastated.  THAT is when we should strike!  With Akanes
spirit broken the rest of her guards would fall as well and then the 
castle will be yours....as will Akane be yours for the taking.

	Sasuke took a deep breath, praying that his master understood
him and wouldnt use his head for target practice.  Then Kunou nodded
in understanding.

	I believe I see the merit in your plan.  You have done well.  As
a reward for your insightful thinking, I will allow you to live.

	T....Thank you Master Kunou!  Sasuke quickly dropped to 
his knees and bowed repeatedly, not daring to say anything else.

	Bring the princess to my chambers and lay her on my bed.  
I shall attend to her in a moment.  He then glared at the unconscious
Gosunkugri.  Why is Sorcerer sleeping on the ground?

	He was awestruck by the naked flesh of your loves and 
passed out.  Sasuke replied as he continued to grovel at Kunous 
feet.

	Rouse him!  Kunou roared.  I will be needing his services
very shortly....


(Fade to Black)


PART 4 

	It was pitch black, the moon having hid behind the clouds as 
Ranma made his way down the path towards Cologne.  His mind was
clouded and full of rage.  How DARE this old crone use a sweet and
innocent girl like Kasumi to gain money from her.  Ranma was going
to make her pay, one way or another.

	After much walking, Ranma finally saw a light in the distance,
the light of a campfire illuminating the wagon of a peddler.  It said....


COLOGNE AND GRANDDAUGHTER MIRACLE CURES!

Dont Try the Rest!  WERE the best!

SPECIAL!  ALL POTIONS 50% OFF!	

	
	At last! Ranma ran towards the fire, using it as his beacon.
When he finally got close enough, he slowed his approach and
saw Colognes granddaughter dancing around the fire.  She seemed to be
performing some sort of ritual and Ranma moved in for a closer look.

	Shampoo was naked, dancing around the fire and causing 
Ranmas nose to bleed slightly.  Her purple hair flowed freely over her 
shoulders and an ankle bracelet gleamed in the light of the fire as 
Ranma continued to watch.  The graceful movements of her body,
showcasing her athletic prowess, caught Ranmas eye as she spoke 
in a language he couldnt understand.  He felt a pang of guilt at staring at
another womans body like this but couldnt take his eyes off her as she 
moved her upper body up and down, her breasts bouncing with her 
motions, her hands all over her body while twirling her hips and moving 
to the beat of some imagined music that only she could hear.  Then 
Shampoos movements suddenly increased as she completely threw 
herself into the ritual, muttering strange phrases as she held her hands 
up to the sky, as if begging for something.  Ranma watched with wide 
eyes as Shampoos entire body seemed to be glowing, illuminating the 
surrounding area with a eerie blue light as she began to change....

	As Ranma looked on in disbelief, Shampoo changed from 
a beautiful young girl to a powerful cheetah.  Ranma had never 
suspected Colognes granddaughter was that skilled a mage.  As Shampoo 
was now a cat, Ranma found he could concentrate again and chided 
himself for being distracted like that.  As he began to make his way 
towards the wagon, he accidentally stepped on a twig....

	The cheetah immediately turned in his direction and let out a 
snarl before leaping across the camp towards Ranma.  Ranma assumed a 
defensive stance and caught the cheetah as it leapt onto his chest, 
flipping it over him high into the air.  The cheetah managed to land on
its feet and turned to face Ranma, baring his fangs.  Then it charged 
Ranma again.  Ranma tried to flip it over his head again only to have 
the cheetah morph back into the naked Shampoo, distracting Ranma long
enough for her to flatten him with her body and send them both to the 
ground.  Ranma gasped from the impact while Shampoo nuzzled his 
chest in happiness.

	Ranma come back for Shampoo?  Shampoo so happy!

	No!  Thats not why Im here!  Get off me!  Ranma cried out
in vain as Shampoo ignored his protests and straddled him.  She raised
both her arms and ran her fingers through her hair, mussing it up as she
smiled alluringly at Ranma.  Ranma desperately tried to look away, to 
stand up, to do anything to get away from the seductive mage, only to 
be trapped by Shampoos strong thighs, holding him firmly in place as 
she resumed her nuzzling.  

	No!  Thats not why Im here!  Ranma tried to reason with
her.

	Then why are you here, Son in Law or should I say, your 
highness?  a voice spoke.

	Ranma glanced over to see Cologne sitting on the steps of the 
wagon, the light from the flames, illuminating her ancient features as she
calmly smoked her pipe.  She had an expression of amusement as she 
watched the prince of all Hyrule, the same boy who had shown such
prowess in battle,struggle in vain to get her naked 
granddaughter off him.

	YOU!  Ranma roared with anger.  Ill....Get off me 
Shampoo!....Ill rip you apart you old ghoul!

	Come now son-in-law, is the curse I gave you really all that 
bad?  Cologne admonished him.

	Its not just that!  I know what youre doing to Kasumi and 
her father!  You ought to be ashamed of yourself for exploiting the
weak!

	Cologne raised an eyebrow.  Exploiting you say?  Im afraid 
I dont know what youre talking about.

	Dont play dumb with me!  You put some kind of curse on 
Kasumis father to make him sick and now Kasumi resorted to selling
her body to raise money in order to buy medicine from you.  Medicine
that probably doesnt even work!  Ranma said accusingly.

	On the contrary, my potions always work.  Your curse is a 
tribute to that.  If the cures I give Kasumi do not work, it means 
whatever is making her father ill is more powerful than my cure.

	Oh yeah?  Then why is it whenever I mention the name 
Akane Tendo to her, she acts like shes under an enchantment?

	Perhaps someone else cast the spell.  Im not the only 
ogress in Hyrule you know, although I am the best.

	Ranma snorted.  If youre not the one who did this, then can
you at least do something about it?  Maybe try to help them?

	Now it was Colognes turn to snort.  Why should I?  They
are nothing to me.  Perhaps if her father had married my granddaughter
I would have done something but now he can die for all I care.  You on
the other hand....  Cologne smiled.  Since you were foolish enough to
return when you could have stayed away, you can now finish what you
began and then marry Shampoo.  Cologne said as she began to walk 
back towards the caravan...

	What *I* began!?  Ranma screamed in disbelief as Shampoo
smiled at him.  Wait a minute!  Wait just a damn minute!  I have an 
offer for you!

	Cologne paused but did not turn around as Ranma continued.
Look I cant marry your granddaughter because Im engaged to the 
princess!  But I have a friend, recently separated, who would be glad to 
take my place as Shampoos husband!

	Cologne shook her head.  Any man wont do.  He must be 
strong and skilled enough to carry on our village.

	Ryougas strong!  I guarantee he can prove himself worthy of
Shampoos hand!

	Cologne was silent for a long moment.  Very well prince of 
Hyrule, I will help your friend Kasumi as best I can.  However you had
better not be lying about your friends willingness to marry my 
granddaughter or a mere fairy curse will be the least of your problems....

	Shampoo frowned.  No!  Shampoo like Ranma better!  No 
want other man!

	Silence!  You will marry who I choose you to marry!  
Cologne sternly warned Shampoo as she piped down.  Release him 
and put some clothes on. she added, a disappointed Shampoo getting 
off Ranma who sighed in relief and then blushed deeply again as he got 
an excellent view of Shampoos nether regions up close.  Shampoo 
headed towards the wagon while Ranma slowly rose to his feet and 
looked down at Cologne.

	Thanks.  Now that weve settled that little matter.  About my
curse....

	I will not remove it.  You insulted me and everyone in my 
family when your outsider girlfriend prepared okonomiyaki at our 
sacred banquet.  Your decision to take the blame for her was your 
choice and you must live with the consequences.

	Ranma sighed.  Youre never going to let that go, are you?
	
	It was obscene!  Those little pancakes....They were completely
out of place and were not appropriate at such an honored event.

	The other members of your family seemed to like them....

	Just because they dont follow tradition as closely as I, doesnt 
mean they wont support me when I make a decision.  You are fortunate
I accepted your sacrifice and did not curse your girlfriend.  Now let us
journey to your friends home.  Shampoo!  Come, we leave now!

	Shampoo emerged a moment later wearing a purple gypsy outfit 
with frilly cuffs, her belly exposed and a silk scarf around her neck.  
Ranma breathed a sigh of relief at not having to see her naked anymore 
but was unnerved none the less as Shampoo gave him a wink.  Then as 
they left the wagon behind and walked down the path towards the Tendo
Inn, Ranma had to ask Shampoo something.

	Shampoo, what was that ritual you were doing to turn into a 
cat?

	It was spell taught to Shampoo by Grandmother.  It used by
elders for hunting.  Cheetah fast and strong, catch most animals easily.

	And you have to do all that chanting and dancing naked around
a fire before you can transform?

	No.  Shampoo do that to attract husband.  Changing into 
cheetah easy. Shampoo smiled at Ranma.

	A....Attract a husband?!  Ranma said with disbelief.

	Cologne decided to explain further.  I have Shampoo dance naked
in front of the fire every night to attract a traveler like yourself.  Then if 
that traveler proves himself worthy as you did, they are given the choice 
to marry my granddaughter.  If they refuse I send them on their way.  If 
they are unworthy I do the same.

	But....doesnt that attract a lot of.....perverts here?

	More than you know Cologne sighed.  But I make it clear they
are not worthy and make certain they do not remember what they have 
seen, less they tell others.

	How do you make certain they dont remember?

	I use a technique known as the Xi Fa Xiang Gao Shiatsu 
Attack.  Upon seeing Ranmas blank expression she described it to him.
It is a martial arts technique that selectively erases memory from the 
victim.  Thus, any unworthy suitors leave here and never return.

	How many people have been worthy of Shampoos hand?

	Two.  Yourself and the father of your friend.  Everyone else
was either too weak or too concerned with ravishing my 
granddaughters body.  For your sake, this Ryouga fellow had better 
be worthy.

	Ranma shook his head and looked at Shampoo, who smiled 
brightly back at him.  So do I.  Ranma muttered under his breath.


*	*	*


	Ranko groaned softly as she began to regain consciousness.  
A flurry of images appeared in her mind, saying good-bye to Ranma, 
her passionate lovemaking with Akane and then....

	AKANE!  Ranko screamed as she sat up.  She remembered
Sasuke and the guards ambushing them, how helpless and frustrated she
felt at not being able to defend herself.  She looked around and saw she
was sitting on a bed in a giant bedroom.  She slowly slid off the bed and
looked down to confirm she was still naked.  She shivered slightly as
she made her way to the door, her wrists and ankles feeling like they had
been bound recently.

	The door was locked so she peered through the keyhole, 
searching for any sign of her captor but finding none she moved away
from the door and went to the window.  As she looked down at the 
huge drop from the castle window to the ground, she quickly abandoned
the thought of jumping to her freedom.  She looked at the bed and 
wondered if she could tie the sheets together to form a rope that could 
lower her gently to the ground.

	But as she turned to look out the window again, she could tell
she didnt have enough sheets to make a long enough rope.  She looked
around the room, searching for anything she could use to escape the room
when there was a loud creak at the door and Kunou suddenly came into the
room, a smile of triumph and desire on his face.

	Ah my goddess!  How Ive longed to....

	Kunou never had a chance to finish his sentence as an enraged 
Ranko rushed towards him and smashed him across the face with her fist.
Kunou fell on his rear, stunned while an enraged Ranko screamed.  
HOW DARE YOU KIDNAP ME AND TAKE ME INTO YOUR 
BEDROOM!!!  Ranko slammed her bare foot into Kunous crotch and he
was very glad he was wearing armor as Ranko grabbed his collar with her
hands.  I SWEAR, IF YOUVE LAID ONE HAND ON AKANE.....ILL
KILL YOU!!!     
	 
	Kunou was silent.  Ranko wondered why until she noticed he was
not paying attention to her words, but rather her naked flesh.  Ranko slapped
Kunou hard across the face.  What do you think youre looking at?!

	Kunous eyes met Rankos and she felt a chill go through her entire
frame as she saw the lust for her in them.  I think I am staring at my wife 
to be.  For where would a proper woman stand if not behind a powerful 
man.  I will soon become the most powerful man in Hyrule and then, with 
you by my side,  we will rule as King and Queen!

	Never!  Id sooner die than marry an arrogant braggart like 
yourself!  Now where is Akane!?  TELL ME!!!  Ranko demanded.

	She is alive and well, just as you left her.  Kunou replied 
simply.  Ranko slightly relaxed her grip upon hearing this news but 
still glared at Kunou as he smiled in response.

	Fine.  Then Ill be on my way.  Ranko exclaimed as she 
released Kunou and headed towards the door.  Kunou quickly stood 
and slammed the door shut.  Ranko spun around and tried to belt him
only to have him effortlessly grab her wrist and hold it gently, but firmly
in place.

	Ah though she is little, she is fierce.  Her anger enhances her
beauty a hundred fold!  Her flashing eyes, her flushed cheeks, her 
pouting lips.  See how her body trembles with her rage, the....

	STOP TALKING ABOUT ME IN THE THIRD PERSON!!!
Ranko screamed as she tried to free herself from Kunous grip only to
have Kunou embrace her tightly.

	I shall never let you go again!  Kunou sighed with joy as he
seemed oblivious to Rankos franl 
theirs, me and my friends."

	"You don't mean that band of rogues you used to hang 
around with?"  She replied with growing worry.

	"The same.  Ryouga, Mousse, and Ucchan"

	Ranko's face furrowed.  "Why Ucchan, I thought you and 
her were finished?"  she remarked with more than a hint of jealousy 
in her voice.

	"We are!  We are!"  Ranma tried to calm the princess down, 
less she try to cleave him in twain with her sword.  "But Ucchan's 
the only one who knows the area around the mountains, without 
hetic attempts to get him off her.  Then
he cried out in pain as Ranko slashed her nails across his cheek, drawing
blood as he released her.  She instantly backed away as far as possible
while maintaining the defensive stance that Ranma had taught her.  Kunou
rubbed his injured face for a moment and then his expression ran cold.

	Very well.  I tried to do this the easy way.  Now circumstances
would seem to dictate otherwise.  Kunou said as he moved towards her.

	Rankos heart was pounding with fear and anger as Kunou 
approached.  No matter what happened she would not allowed herself to
be used by him.  She would kill herself, throw herself out the window
before she would be used against her will.  She slowly edged towards the
open window, a tears running down her face as Ranma and Akane 
appeared in her minds eye.

	Forgive me....I will always treasure our time together....
Ranko whispered to herself as she leapt onto the windowsill and 
turned around to face Kunou.  Kunou merely smirked as he said.  
Taking your own life before allowing me the honor of your 
company?  I think not.

	Ranko smiled back at him, tears flowing down her cheeks now
as she replied.

	Then you do not know me very well.     

	Ranko extended her arms and before Kunou could stop her, she
leapt from the windowsill....

	NOOOOO!!!!  Kunou screamed as he rushed towards the 
window and drove through it.  As he rapidly descended towards the 
ground, he spotted Rankos body just ahead of him and he struggled to
catch up to her before she hit the ground.  A few seconds before they 
reached it, Kunou managed to grab hold of Ranko and twisted her 
around so she was on top.  Kunou slammed hard into the ground, his 
armor absorbing some of the impact but rattling every bone in his 
body.  Kunou gasped in pain and then noticed the naked Ranko lying
on top of him, unconscious from the impact but otherwise appearing 
intact.

	Master Kunou!

	Kunou turned his head to see Sasuke and Gosunkugi rushing 
towards them along with several ninjas.  Sasuke quickly knelt by 
Kunous side and checked for serious injuries while Gosunkugi tried not
to faint again, pitching his nose as he saw the naked princess laying on 
her front.

	I am but hurt....  Kunou softly said as he tried to rise.

	I fear not, Master Kunou.  You have several broken ribs and
a concussion.  With the proper medical attention and magic herbs you 
should be well again in a few days....

	Nay!   The attack on Hyrule must be delayed not a single day,
not even a single hour.  It must proceed on schedule....AAAAARGHH!!!!  
Kunous was in tremendous pain as Sasuke ordered his ninjas to carry 
their fallen master inside the castle.

	Help me with the princess.  Sasuke requested as he grabbed 
her arms while a blushing Gosunkugi grabbed her ankles and they carried
her back to the castle.

	I fear we must delay the attack until you are well Master 
Kunou.  For how can we win without your leadership and presence to 
give us the strength we need to survive?   Sasuke said to a moaning 
Kunou.

	P....Perhaps youre right.  One cannot march to victory if the
band is uncertain on what notes to play.  Very well, we will attack as 
soon as I am in prime form.

	W....What about the princess?  Gosunkugi asked.

	As soon as you tend to her injuries, put her back in one of the
guest rooms and....restrain her.  Kunou swallowed at the thought of his 
love tied down.  Make absolutely certain she no longer has any other 
method to endanger her life.  Sasuke I leave this matter personally to 
you.

	Gosunkugi suddenly had an idea.  Perhaps if we used the 
love potion, it would....

	NO!  I will not have the princess see me like this, a broken
shell, easily fixed with the sands of time.  No, sorcerer, you will not
use the love potion until I say so and not before!

	Y....Yes master.  Gosunkugi looked away.

	Ill fetch you the Healer Tofu as soon as Ive attended to the
Princess, Sasuke said as he and Gosunkugi carried her back to one of the
rooms while Kunou was taken to his own room by the ninjas....   
			  

*	*	*	   	

    
	Kasumi swept the floor of the inn, hoping that Link had made it
safely to the old woman and hoping he would be able to bring back a 
permanent cure for her father.  She stopped sweeping for a moment and 
listened carefully.  Then she breathed a sigh of relief as she heard her 
fathers ragged cough, a cough meant he was alive and that filled Kasumi
with some comfort as she placed her broom against the wall and walked 
over to check on him.

	Father?  Its me.  Kasumi softly spoke as she knelt by her 
fathers side, clasping his fragile hand, paper thin flesh against bone.

	K....Kasumi....  her father whispered softly.  He slowly 
opened his eyes and smiled as he saw her face.  How wonderful for
you to visit your dying father....its been so long....

	Kasumi nodded as tears stung at her eyes.  She had been in to
check on him no more than half an hour ago.  Her father was beginning
to lose his sense of time, as he had everything else.

	Before he was ill, Soun Tendou had been a strong and proud
figure, he owned the largest inn in town and business was good.  And 
though he had lost his wife to the plague and his other daughter Nabiki
to marriage, Soun refused to let his spirits fall as he ran the inn with his
daughter Kasumi and even had been dating a young woman, by the name 
of Hinako.  Kasumi had been jealous at first of another woman taking 
her mothers place but Hinako proved to be a warm caring person who
truly loved her father.

	 Then as the disease struck him, within one month, Soun was
a cripple.  Within two he was almost unrecognizable.  Hinako stayed by 
his side almost as often as Kasumi did until Soun told Hinako to go.  
He could not bear for her to waste her youth taking care of someone in
his condition.  Hinako refused to leave him so Soun had told her he 
didnt love her anymore.  Hinako was crushed and ran out of the inn in
tears.  Kasumi later found Hinako and told her Soun didnt mean what 
he said but that it might be best for her to leave him alone since he 
couldnt bear to see her suffer.  Hinako reluctantly agreed and has not
visited the inn once since that time.

	Now as Kasumi stared down at the face of her father, she
wondered if she had made the correct choice.  Hinako was no doubt
suffering as much as her father was, especially since Kasumi told her
the truth.  Perhaps she should try to visit her, to convince her to come
back and try to offer hope to her father....

	Kasumi! a voice rang out.

	Link?  Kasumi turned back to her father.  Ill be right back.
she said as she turned and quickly walked back into the main room.  
Welcome back....Oh!  I see youve brought guests.

	Cologne cleared her throat.  Could you show us to your 
fathers room?

	Kasumi looked down and stared at the whitered troll and 
frowned, her voice rising slightly in volume as she asked.  Did you 
put a curse on my father?  Because if you did....Ill....Ill....

	Youll what?  Cologne asked challengingly.

	Ill have to ask you to leave.  Kasumi finished, satisfied she
had made her point.

	Everyone facefaulted.  Then Cologne got back up and laughed.

	I like this girl.  She had spirit.  She turned to face Kasumi.  
I assure you I did not curse your father.  I was angry that he turned my
granddaughter down after so many others had failed to prove themselves
worthy but I did not curse him.

	My father said you vowed revenge!  Kasumi retorted, trying
not to be intimidated by the witch.

	Yes, at the time I couldnt think of a proper punishment so
I simply vowed revenge.  Then I found the perfect way.  From this time
forward, anything he buys from our wagon is no longer 50% off
for him.  He must pay full price from now on.

	Ranma and Kasumi facefaulted while Shampoo was looking 
around the inn with a childlike curiosity.  

	You mean Soun rejected your granddaughter and only has to 
pay a little more coin while I rejected your granddaughter and you gave 
me a fairy curse!?!?  What kind of stupid deal is that?!?  Ranma 
bellowed, enraged.    

	Soun only rejected my daughter, he didnt cook a foreign 
substance at our sacred banquet....

	DONT START WITH THAT AGAIN, YOU OLD GHOUL!!!

	While Ranma and Cologne were engaged in a shouting match,
Kasumi could no longer hold back and she screamed PLEASE STOP!
MY FATHER IS DYING!!!

	Ranma immediately stopped and turned to face her.  Kasumi
had tears streaming down her cheeks and Ranma instantly regretted his
actions.

	Im sorry.  I forgot what was most important right now.  Please
forgive me.  Ranma said as he bowed in apology.

	Yes, lead me to where your father rests and I will do what I can
to help him.  Ranma, please lead my granddaughter to where my possible 
future son-in-law rests.  Shampoo will perform the initial judgment and
then inform me if he is worthy for the final test.

	Uh....  Ranma hesitated.  Ryouga was still sleeping off his 
drunken stupor after being rejected by Akari.  Ranma realized he hadnt
completely thought this through when he chose Ryouga as her new 
husband.  He should have picked Mousse.  Mousse was still a days travel
away and was single. He probably would have made the better choice.  
Ranma sighed as he lead Shampoo to the boys room....

	Meanwhile Cologne carefully looked at the sleeping form of
Soun Tendo.  Kasumi stood behind her and watched, concern and fear
in her eyes as she prayed the old woman could help her father.  When 
Cologne failed to say anything after a long moment, Kasumi couldnt
stand it anymore.  Cant you do anything for him? she pleaded, her 
eyes red from her tears.

	 He is under a very powerful enchantment.  Only one person 
besides myself could have cast such a spell.	

	W....Who?

	Kodachi Kunou.  Sister of Lord Kunou.  She is a powerful but
mentally unstable ogress.  She learned the black arts from her mother 
when she was four years of age and was taught to use her powers for 
evil and malice, with no true purpose.  For her mother was mentality 
unstable as well.

	Have....Have you ever met her?  Kasumi nervously asked.

	Fortunately, no.  She keeps to herself most of the time, 
terrorizing a small portion of the realm.  I can remove this curse but
it requires a ingredient that I fear only Kodachi herself possesses.

	What ingredient?  Tell me, please!  Kasumi begged.

	The essence of a black rose.  Kodachi is the only person in 
Hyrule who breeds black roses for her own dark purposes.  In order to
make an antidote, I require the liquid essence of a black rose.  She 
should keep some in her witchs coven but do not expect to gain it
so easily.  She will undoubtedly have it well guarded along with the
rest of her coven.

	Link will get the essence.  I have faith in him. Kasumi said
firmly.

	Link?  Cologne raised an eyebrow.

	Yes, he said he name was Link and that he was a traveler 
from far away.  Kasumi replied, confused.

	Did he now.....?


*	*	*


	Ranma impatiently waited outside the door as Shampoo 
proceeded with her examination of Ryouga.  For a moment he thought
she was going to simply seduce the unconscious boy only to be surprised
when Shampoo kept her clothes on and seemed to be judging his muscles
and ability to take damage as she placed a palm on his chest and gently 
tapped it with her other.  She did this all over his chest, performing some
sort of test that Ranma couldnt begin to fathom so he gave up and 
decided to wait outside until she finished her bizarre tests.  He found it
strange that Shampoo hadnt given him these kinds of tests before she 
decided hed be a good husband.  Then again, Ryouga hadnt imposed 
a curse on himself to save Ukyou from the same fate....

	Then Shampoo emerged, slightly disheveled.  It is done.  He 
pass first test, even if he drunk.  Then Shampoo walked away down the
hall.  Suspicious of Shampoos strange appearance after leaving the room, 
Ranma glanced inside the room but nothing appeared to be amiss.  
Perhaps he was simply assuming the worst about Shampoo, not hard 
considering how she had thrown herself at him in China and back at the 
campfire just a little while ago.  If Ryouga was proved worthy, he could 
only hope Shampoo would stay true to him, unlike Akari who stayed true 
to whoever she was with at the time.... 

	Ranma closed the door and headed back towards the hall and
paused when he saw Shampoo, Cologne and Kasumi gathered around
the bedside of a sickly looking person who could only be Kasumis 
father.  Ranma joined them and Cologne filled him in on what she had
discovered.

	Ranma thought for a moment.  So what youre saying is, we 
have to travel to this place where Kodachi lives and steal some of that
rose stuff and bring it back here?  That shouldnt be too hard.

	Son-in....Ranma, I would not take Kodachi lightly.  She is 
equal to me in terms of magical knowledge and if she manages to 
entrap or enslave you somehow, I fear you will be better off dead.

	Im not afraid.  Ill fight her, get her stupid essence and be 
back here before you know it, no sweat!  Ranma said confidently.

	Shampoo go too!  Shampoo said in an excited voice.

	Cologne sighed.  She wished that youth wasnt so impatient 
and brash sometimes.  Very well.  I will remain here and keep this 
man alive until you return.

	Okay and Ill bring Ryouga as well.  Itll give Shampoo and
him a chance to get to know one another.  Ranma said.

	Cologne smiled thinly.  Yes....That would be acceptable.

	Okay then, we leave at dawn!  Im going to get some sleep!
Good night.  Ranma said as he left the room and walked out towards 
one of the rooms.  He picked one and opened it, it was just like 
Ryougas room, one bed and a lantern.  Kasumi had evidently sold every
piece of superfluous furniture in all of the rooms to keep the inn going 
financially.  He closed the door behind him and lit the lantern, it cast a
warm ruddy glow as he lay back on the bed and stared up at the ceiling.

	A few moments later, there was a knock on the door.  
Yeah?  Ranma replied.

	Its me.  Kasumis timid voice replied.  May I come in?

	Uh....sure.  Ranma replied and sat up as Kasumi entered the 
room.  

	She walked over to where he sat and looked down at her feet, 
shuffling them nervously.  Ranma noticed this and asked.  Is something
wrong Kasumi?  he asked.

	I just wanted....I mean....I wanted to thank you for doing 
this for my father and me.  Ive never known someone to be so kind 
and not expect anything in return....  Kasumi hesitated for a moment
then continued.  I want to....that is....I....

	Kasumi suddenly rushed forward and gave Ranma a quick kiss 
on his lips then quickly withdrew, blushing furiously.  
T...Thank you....goodnight.... Kasumi stuttered as she quickly 
retreated from his room, leaving a shocked Ranma sitting on the bed, 
staring after her....  	


(Fade to Black)


PART 5

	The faint sounds of music and celebration were heard as 
Ranma Saotome along with his companions Ryouga Hibiki and 
Shampoo made their way over a hill and caught sight of a meadow
decorated with banners and pavilions.

	There it is!  Ranma shouted as he quickened his pace.
Shampoo looked curiously at the sight and then turned to her new
fiancee.  Ai Len find friend here?

	Ryouga winced at Shampoo addressing him as her beloved
husband.  He had originally been furious at Ranma when he 
discovered he was promised to Shampoo while intoxicated.  He had
just gone through a very painful break up with Akari and the last
thing he wanted to hear was words like love and husband

	Ranma had begged him to go along with it for now for
the sake of the Princess and Hyrule, adding he would be well 
rewarded for his help.  Ryouga didnt care that much about money 
but since losing Akari, he decided there were worse things than
staying drunk and poor in a run down inn.  Ranma had tried to point
out that Shampoo was a really beautiful girl but that only reminded
him of how beautiful Akari had been.

	Ai Ren?  Where you going?

	Ryouga looked up and noticed he was walking away from
Ranma and the festival.  Ryouga quickly changed direction and 
broke into a run, pulling Shampoo along with him, in order to 
catch up to Ranma, cursing his sense of direction along the way.

	Shampoo frowned as she heard her husband-to-be speak 
many words she didnt recognize.  Ryouga?  What does shit 
mean?

	Huh?  Ryouga glanced at Shampoo, trying to pay attention
to her and the direction he was travelling at the same time.  
Oh....um....it means....well....

	Well?  Shampoo inquired.

	Its another word for the warm leaving of a cow.  Get the 
idea?

	Shampoo considered that for a moment and then her face 
seemed to brighten.  Oh!  Ryouga mean (Chinese Word for Shit)

	Ryouga nodded, not recoginizing the word she spoke but 
deciding it was close enough.

	Come on you guys!  I cant wait here all day!  Ranma
admonished as they finally caught up to him.  Then they all entered
the meadow.

	Shampoo was in awe, having spent most of her life on the 
road and among her small village, she had never seen so many people
in one place before.  Ranma and Ryouga had been to many festivals
but none the less, grinned as they took it all in.

	It was the St. Hebereke Day Fair, renowned across Hyrule as
the liveliest festival in the land.  As the trio progressed further into the
town, they were surrounded by tents, food stalls and pavilions.

	The crowds swirled around them, revealing occasional 
glimpses of sword-swallowers, jugglers, strolling musicians and 
merchants selling their wares.

	DOLLAR EACH! DOLLAR EACH! DOLLAR EACH!  
ONE GENUINE IMITATION KEYRING IN THE SHAPE OF THE
TRIFORCE, ONLY ONE DOLLAR EACH!  FIRST HUNDRED 
CUSTOMERS GET A FREE COMPASS!  a merchant shouted loud
enough for Ryouga to hear.

	Hey!  Ill take one!  Thats just what I need!  Ryouga 
exclaimed as he rushed through the crowd and quickly purchased a 
keyring.  After throwing it away, he looked at his new compass.

	This should make it harder for me to get lost, eh Ranma?
Ryouga said with a grin as he looked up.  The grin quickly 
disappeared when he noticed Ranma and Shampoo were nowhere
in sight and the crowd was still surrounding him.

	Ranma?

	  
*	*	* 	   


	But Ai Ren....!

	Dont worry about Ryouga.  He gets lost a lot but he 
always manages to find me again somehow.  Well catch up with
him later.  Ranma assured a worried Shampoo as they ducked down
a street where it was less crowded.

	Eventually they came to the heart of the fair.  As they rejoined 
the stream of people travelling to and fro, they caught sight of an 
amphitheatre overlooking a stage.  Ranma lead Shampoo towards it
until a large poster came into view.  It read....

	COME SEE THE MAGNIFICANT MOUSSE!!!, 

	Master of Dark Magic! 

	Monarch of Mystery!	

	See him perform miracles without his eyes!

	Appearing Daily!

	Ranma found it hard to keep from laughing as he saw the
image of his friend, dressed in his usual white robes and a black 
bandanna wrapped around his eyes, next to the words of the poster.  
Same old Mousse.  Ranma thought fondly to himself as he entered 
the theatre with Shampoo in tow.

	Mousse use magic like Shampoo?  Shampoo asked Ranma 
as she took a seat next to him.  Unlike the vast crowds and numurous
vendors outside, Shampoo knew a theater when she saw one, had
seen many dances and songs performed in a smaller one in her village.

	Sort of.  Ranma replied.  Mousses magic is mostly skill 
and hard work but there is one trick he does that is very simular to 
your cat transformation.

	Shampoo frowned.  True magic IS hard work.  Is easy to 
change into cat now but take Shampoo many years to master.  
Much focus needed. 

	I didnt mean to insult you.  I just meant that Mousses 
magic may be a little different than the one youre used to.  Ranma
clarified.

	Shampoo nodded in understanding as the amphitheatre 
continued to fill up with fairgoers, eager to see Mousse.  Ranma 
knew they wouldnt be disappointed.  

	Too bad Ryouga couldnt be here to see this....


*	*	*


	Damn you, Ranma!  Ryouga shouted in frustration as he
searched in vain for the amphitheatre.  He knew Shampoo and 
Ranma would be there by now and that unless he hurried up, he was
going to miss Mousses show.  His compass was proving useless 
since he didnt know what direction the theatre was in and he hadnt
asked anyone for directions because he was too embaressed. 

	Finally, he decided to swallowed his pride and went over to 
a booth where clothes of all types were for sale.  Strangely, dispite the 
crowd in the streets, the booth was completely desserted, as if people 
were deliberately avoiding it.  Ryouga banged his hand on the 
counter, requesting attention.  After a moment, a young girl appeared 
from behind the counter, looking the worse for wear.  She looked at
Ryouga for a moment and then exclaimed with surprise.

	You....You can see me?

	Umm...yes?  Ryouga replied, a confused expression on his
face.

	The girls expression of surprise quickly turned into 
desperation.  Please buy some clothes from me!  I beg you!
	
	Umm...Actually I was just wondering if you could tell me
where to find the amphitheatre.  Im supposed to meet some friends
there and....
	
	Its about ten booths to the east.  You cant miss it.  The
girl replied hurriedly.  Now can you please buy some of my wares?
She gestured frantically at the clothes in front of her.

	Well, I really cant stay too long....The shows about to 
begin and ....

	The girl suddenly grabbed his arm and gave him a pleading
look as she whimpered.  PLEASE!   I beg you!  Buy some clothing!  
If I return to my master without any profits, Ill be punished!   

	W....Why isnt anyone else buying clothes?  Ryouga asked 
the girl, wondering why she seemed so determined to make a sale.

	They....They cant.  The girl released Ryougas arm and 
lowered her head.   You see, I was foolish and angered the ruler of 
this realm, Kunou Kodachi.

	Ryougas eyes widened at the mention of the name.  Ranma 
had filled him in on Kodachis evil curse on Soun and it seemed she
was now picking on this girl as well.

	What happened?  Ryouga wondered aloud.

	I was recently sold into slavery by my father in exchange for 
payment	of his debts to an evil old man and his wife.  I performed
many tasks in their house until the wife convinced her husband to
put me to work at the fair, I think she felt sorry for me.

	The girl took a deep breath and continued  She gave me
some clothes to sell here at the fair but some of them had wildflowers
on them and I didnt realize....

	Realize what?  Ryouga asked.

	Tears began to form in the girls eyes as she replied.  Mistress
Kodachi had expressly forbidden any flowers other than black roses, 
to be in her kingdom.  When she came to the fair one day and saw my 
flowers, she screamed curses at me and then cast a spell that made me 
dead to this village.  They pass by as if they dont even see me and 
ever since I havent been able to sell a single piece of clothing.  If my 
master finds out about this....  The girl trembled in fear. 

	Ryouga couldnt believe it.  To be so cruel over such a petty
matter was truly evil.  Ryouga didnt know Kodachi very well but
that didnt stop him from forming an instant dislike for her.

	Whats your name?  Ryouga inquired.

	M....Makimura, Kaori.  The girl replied timidly.

	Kaori, Me and my friends plan to put an end to Kodachis
evil once and for all.  Once shes been defeated, Ill find a way to 
have your curse lifted.  I swear it!

	The girls eyes widened in fear.  F....Fight Kodachi?  Truly
you must be mad!  No one who had ventured to her covel has ever 
lived to tell the tale!

	Dont worry.  Were not so easily beaten.  With Ranma by
my side and Shampoo....

	Ranma?!  As in Prince Ranma of Hyrule!?!  The girl
exclaimed in amazement.

	Ryouga winced.  He hadnt meant to give Ranmas idenity 
away and he knew Ranma wanted to keep a low profile.  Then he
remembered that no one else could hear her voice away and breathed
a sigh of relief.

	Yes.  He, I, and another girl named Shampoo will be 
travelling to Kodachis covel and then to Lord Kunous realm to 
finally defeat him once and for all.  In the meantime, heres some
money to give to your master.  (Ryouga handed her some coins.)   
I hope its enough to satisify your masters desires until we get the 
job done.  Farewell.  Ryouga said as he turned to leave.

	Wait!  What is your name, kind sir!  The girl called out
to him.

	Hibiki, Ryouga.  Ryouga replied with a smile as he left,
failing to notice the girl smiling behind him....

	Just before she disappeared.

 
*	*	*


	Utterly ridiculous!  Kodachi cackled as she gazed
into her cauldron, the vision of Ryouga leaving the clothing stand 
beginning to disappear.

	Heroes....Always ready to aid a damsel in distress....even
when the damsel is my slave!  Kodachi gazed over to her right 
where Kaori was standing with a blank look in her eyes.

	You did very well, little hussy!  Kodachi spat at the girl.
Now that I know they are coming, I should bake a cake!  Kodachi
proclaimed as she raised her arms and suddenly a birthday cake with
thick black icing and little black roses appeared in front of her.  
Now then, who should be the one to receive this little gesture of 
mine....

	Kodachi gazed into the cauldron and another vision soon
came before her.  The vision of a girl not yet reunited with her 
comrades.  It set the stage nicely for a most unexspected ambush....

	You there!  Kodachi raised a long twisted finger at Kaori,
whom stood silent and unmoving.  You will deliver this cake to 
this girl....  Kodachi gestured at the vision.  Tell her it is a gift from
her husband.

	With that, Kodachi gestured again at the cake and it suddenly
changed from black into white.  The roses on the cake turning a blood 
red color....


*	*	*


	Princess Ranko sighed inwardly as she lay on Kunous bed.
She was securely tied down to prevent any further attempts to
take her own life.  In addition, she was guarded 24 hours a day by
three different knights rotating in 8 hour shifts.  She was only 
released to go to the bathroom and even then the door would be 
locked and her legs still in chains.  Kunou wasnt taking any more 
chances.

	Although Kunou was still recovering from his injuries from
the fall, she knew he was healing rapidly and that soon he would 
come to her again and she would be unable to stop him.  That is if she
continued to be helpless.

	Of the three knights guarding her, Ranko noticed that one of 
them stared at her body whenever he thought she or anyone else 
wasnt looking at him.  She figured he had gotten a good look at her 
when she had been naked and was now quite attracted to her 
physically.  The other two didnt even give her a second glance.

	She was allowed to go to the bathroom three times a day, 
no more.  Each time was with a different guard watching over her.
This meant that her ropes were untied and she was lead over to the 
small but private washroom in Kunous own bedroom where the 
guard would then wait for her to finish and come out.

	She had already tried to find a means of escape in the 
washroom but either Kunou had forseen that possibility and
removed all possible items that could have been used as a weapon,
or Kunou simply shaved in a different room.

	Now, with time rapidly running out and her other opinions
exhausted, Ranko had no choice but to resort to a plan that she wished
she could have avoided.


*	*	*

	
	The guard instantly looked away as he noticed the princess 
looking his way, praying he hadnt been caught staring at her again.  
He couldnt help it.  He had been without a woman for so long and 
when he had caught a glimpse of her naked flesh....

	The guard force the image out of his mind.  He couldnt 
afford to think things like that.  If overlord Kunou ever found out he
had been staring at his bride-to-be....

	Excuse me?

	The guard glanced towards the voice and noticed it was the
princess that asked the question.  He started to turn away again....

	Why are you torturing yourself?

	Her voice was low, husky, or did it only seem that way.  
Drawing upon his military disipline, the guard stiffened his posture
and replied in a even tone.  I dont know what you mean.

	The princess gave him a smile, a very sulty smile.  You
know what I mean.  Standing there hour after hour after hour....
She took in a long, deep breath, leaning back to push her expanding 
bossom outwards.  The guards eyes were fixed on the princesss chest
for a moment before forcing himself to look away.

	I dont know what you mean.  He repeated in the same even
tone.

	Wanting to touch me....to kiss me....to make me your own....
Ranko continued in a very slow and deliberate manner.   
	
	Excuse me?  The guard replied, the slightest tremor evident
in his voice.

	Dont tell me a man as....strong and manly as you....arent 
afraid to take advantage of a situation when it presents itself....  The
princess replied in a voice that caused the guards knees to grow 
weak.

	I dont know what you....  The guard began.

	You know EXACTLY what I mean.  Rankos voice 
elevated a notch.  My bathroom break is in fifteen minutes and 
youre not going to be relived for another three hours.  I dont need
to tell you what could happen in three hours time, do I?

	The guard felt his mouth grow dry.  He needed a drink, he
needed to get his mind back on his duty....

	All you would have to do is untie me and then we could 
have plently of time to get to know each other better before that 
other guard comes to spoil our fun.  You want to have fun with me,
dont you?

	  The guard desperately tried to block out her voice but it
rang in his ears, Rankos suggestions imprinting themselves in his 
mind, wild visions appearing in his imagination.....

	NO!  The guard yelped more than screamed and forced
himself to stand at attention.  Kunou would have my head!

	There was a short pause.  Then he could hear the princesss 
voice again.  He tried not to listen....

	No one would have to know.  Not Kunou.  Not the other 
guards.  No one.  She paused again.  Ive always wanted to be with 
a real man.  Kunou and Ranma are nothing compared to you.  I want
to wraps my arms around you....

	Stop....  The guard ordered.

	To feel your sweaty muscular chest against my breasts....

	Stop!  The guard nearly shouted.   	
 	
	The princess moaned softly.  The guard was nearly at his 
wits end by her teasing.  Then she suddenly ceased as she asked, in
a normal tone of voice.

	Can I go to the bathroom now?
	
	The guard blinked and tried to get his heartrate back to 
normal as he replied.  S....sure.

	The guard slowly walked over to Princess Ranko, his entire
frame shivering slightly as he gently undid the ropes that held her 
down.  Once that was done, she rose to her feet and walked 
provocatively toward the bathroom, her hips swaying as the guard 
followed from behind.  Then she closed the door while he waited
outside.

	Try as he might, the guard could not get the princesss 
voice out of his head.  Her proposition flooded through his mind
and he found himself staring out the window, wondering how much
time he had left until the next shift....

	Then Ranko emerged from the bathroom, smiling seductively
at him as he lead her back to the bed.  As they reached it, he drew in a 
sharp breath as the princess suddenly leaned back against him and 
raised her arms behind her and around his neck.

	Dont fight it....  She whispered as she tilted her head 
sideways, her lips an inch from his own.  She was close enough for
him to read her lips as she silently begged.  

	Make love to me....
	
	The guard couldnt take it any more as he finally gave in to
temptation and his lips found Rankos.  They kissed for a long 
moment before the guard placed his hands over his breasts.  As he
began to fondle them, the princess suddenly turned around and 
wrapped her arms around his neck again.  Their tongues moved in
and out of each others mouths as Ranko fell back onto the bed with
the guard on top of her.  She wrapped her long legs tightly around 
his waist while moving her hands up and down his back.  He could
feel his heart pounding furiously as he gave himself to pleasure.  

	Then she grabbed the back of the guards head and pressed 
his face down into her breasts.  She gasped in pleasure as the guard 
ran his tongue along the sides of them, kissing madly.  When he 
started to kiss between them, she suddenly increased the pressure on 
the back of his head tremedously.  The guard figured she was getting
carried away when he suddenly realized he couldnt breathe.  He 
panicked and tried to get up only to have her grip tighten even 
further.  He tried to bite, to scream for help, to cry out in rage at
being deceived when he found himself rapidly losing consiousness.
	 
	 
*	*	*
	     

	Princess Ranko finally released the grip on the guards 
neck about a minute after he stopped flailing about.  Her arms aching 
from the effort, she slowly pushed the guard off of her and rose to her 
feet.  She then quickly and with disgust on her face wipe off the 
saliva from her blouse and breasts, pausing to spit out the remains 
of the guards french kiss.

	What did he eat for lunch anyway?  Yuck!  Ranko 
complained as she spat on the floor again.  Then she grabbed the 
guards weapons and was about to leave when she glanced back at
the unconsious guard.

	On one hand, she was tempted to just leave him there since
he had obviously sworn loyality to Kunou.  On the other hand, she 
knew Kunou would behead, possibly even torture the guard for failing
to keep her here.  And she did feel a mite guilty about leading him on
like that....

	She walked back over to the bed, took out the knife she had
stolen from the guard and plunged it into his chest, killing him 
instantly.  It was a merciful death, compared to what Kunou would 
have done to him.

	Loose ends tied up, Ranko carefully listened at the door for
guards and then opened the door to reveil an empty hallway.

	The next guard wasnt due to arrive for two hours yet, with 
any luck, she would be out of the castle and far away before anyone
knew she was gone....


*	*	*	 


	Meanwhile, back at the now fully packed Amphitheatre, 
Ranma awaits the presence of his friend on stage while Shampoo 
wonders where her Ai Ren had run off to.  Then a man walks out on
stage and announces in a loud voice.

	Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now my pleasure to introduce 
our star attraction.  He is the Master of Modern Mystery, The 
Magnificant Mousse!

	There is much applause and cheering as Mousse walks out,
waving and bowing towards the crowd.  The black bandanna covering
his eyes didnt hinder his movements in the least as he made his way to
the centre of the stage and waited until the volume dies down before
beginning to speak.

	Much thanks for that warm greeting!  he began, a sly grin
evident on his face.  As youve no doubt noticed by now, I am blind 
yet I am able to perform feats such as this!

	Without warning, Mousse pulled a needle and a thread from 
his cloak and quickly threaded the needle through its eye with no 
trouble whatsoever.  The audience laughed and cheered as he did it 
again, turning around and threading it behind his back to the 
audience.

	Some of you might be saying, *Big deal.*  Well my friends,
lets see if you think this is a big deal!  Bring out the arrows!

	Mousse waited patiently while an assistant brought out a bow
and a large bunch of arrows.

	In case you havent seen the show before, allow me to 
elaborate what Im about to do here.  My assistant will shoot arrows
directly at me, some at my head, some at my heart, and if my assistant
has been hitting the old sake again, possibly even lower than that!

	The crowd laughed while Mousse continued.  Some of these
arrows have red feathers at the end while the rest have blue feathers.
Not only....  Mousse paused dramatically.  Not only....will I 
intercept every single arrow before it can strike me.  I, with my 
blindness, will break any red feather arrows shot at me and catch 
any blue arrows shot at me with my hands.  And all without the use 
of my eyes.  How will I know which color is which?  Thats why 
its called magic folks!  Are you ready?

	The crowd roared its approval as the assitant took aim.  
Mousse took a moment to prepare himself and then waited with his
hands behind his back.  The assitant let fly with an arrow.  It flew
swiftly towards Mousse and the instant before it impaled him, 
Mousse caught the arrow between his fingers.  It was blue.

	There was much applause and cheering.  I guess that means
I caught the right arrow!  Mousse exclaimed as the audience laughed
again.  But then again, catching only ONE arrow could be a 50/50
chance, right?  So lets increase the odds and have THREE arrows 
shot at me at the same time and to make sure Im not cheating, Ill
let the audience choose the color for me!

	As the assistants went out into the audience and found 
volunteers to choose the colours for the three arrows, Ranma leaned
closer to Shampoo and whispered.  Mousse is just warming up you 
know....

	Really?

	Yep.  I know for a fact that he can catch seven arrows at 
once.  Hes just building up suspense.

	Mousse can only catch seven?  Shampoo asked.

	I think so.  I dont think hes fast enough for eight.

	The assistants returned to the stage with the audiences 
three color choices.  Okay then!  Watch now as I single handedly....

	WAIT!  a loud voice rang out in the Amphitheatre. 
    
	Huh?  Mousse was startled by the voice and turned 
towards the source.

	Shampoo have challage for Mousse!

	Shampoo, what the hell are you doing?!  Sit down!  
Ranma whispered, embaressed that his friends performance was
being interrupted.

	A challage?  Mousse repeated, dumbfounded by this
interruption.

	Shampoo challage Mousse to catch NINE arrows at once.
Then Shampoo belive Mousse true master!  Shampoo exclaimed
loud enough for everyone to hear.

	N....Nine?  Mousse repeated, a touch of uncertainly in 
his voice.  Um....Maybe seven would be enough!  Who wants to see
me catch seven arrows at once!

	The crowd started to cheer but lasped into silence as 
Shampoo taunting voice was heard again.  Mousse no master!  
Even children in amazon village catch seven arrows at once!  
Nine should be easy for MASTER.  The last word held considerable
contempt towards the blind magician.       
	 
	Mousse frowned.  On one hand he was tempted to tell this
rude girl where to get off for interrupting his show like this.  On the
other hand, his pride and honor had been challeged and while the 
crowd here would most likely forgive him for not rising to the 
challege, it would still be a serious loss of face to him.

	Very well.  If I should meet this challage of yours, what do
I get in return?  Mousse demanded to know.

	You get Shampoos respect.  Shampoo replied simply.

	Respect, huh?  Mousse scoffed.  I think I already have the 
respect of these people here.  A round of applause greeted his words.
But, if you truely think I am unworthy to have the title of master 
magician, then I accept your challage!

 	The crowd cheered, even louder than before, while Shampoo 
resumed her seat.  Ranma was mortified at Shampoo drawing attention
to herself like that.  Why the hell did you do that?  Are you crazy!?!
Ranma shouted at Shampoo.

	Shampoo didnt take her eyes off Mousse as she replied.  
If Mousse true master then he do fine.

	And if he dies?  How is that going to help our mission or
did you forget about that!  Ranma hissed at her.

	Stop stupid talk Ranma!  If Mousse no catch nine 
arrows, he no match for Kunou or Kodachi.  Shampoo replied 
calmly as she watched Mousse prepare himself for the task ahead.


*	*	*	

	
	Mousse was sweating as he thought to himself.  What am 
I, nuts?!  I can barely handle EIGHT arrows, much less, NINE!      
Not only do I have to catch them, I have to judge which ones are red
and which ones are blue!  If Im not real careful, I could die!

	Mousse shook his head, he couldnt let himself think like
that.  After all it was only two more than he usually finished his act
with.  Surely two more couldnt be that difficult, could it?
	 
 	Mousse tried to calm himself as his assistants finished 
gathering the nine arrows that were picked by color from the 
audience.  When the assistant called out that they were ready, 
Mousse faced the audience one last time.

	In case I dont survive this, youll know who to blame. 
He laughed nervously with the audience and gestured towards the 
source of his challanger.  Then he turned around to face his 
assistants.

	The audience grew silent and Mousse could feel his heart
pounding against his ribs as he awaited the arrows....

	The assitants, with help from some of the more able 
audience members, fired nine arrows simultainously at the blind
magician, they raced towards their target, all aimed at different 
points in the body, many of them lethal....

	Mousses arms became blurs as he attacked the oncoming
arrows.  His reflexes taking over.  Blue! Blue! Red! Blue! Red! Red! 
Blue! Re....!

	The audience was stunned into silence, Ranmas mouth was
agape in shock while Shampoo turned away in disgust.

	Mousse was still alive.  Four red feathered arrows lay 
broken at his feet, Four blue arrows rested between his fingers and 
in the palms of his hands....

	The final blue arrow, its sharp tip resting about a 
millimeter from Mousses groin, was held between his knees.

	Sweat dripped from Mousses forehead and he was still 
shaking when he heard the audience begin to clap, then cheer, 
then it was if the place had exploded as Mousse was given a standing 
ovation.  Among the voices he suddenly heard a familar cry.

	WAY TO GO, MOUSSE!!!

	Mousse knew that voice, it could only belong to one person,
someone he hadnt seen in a month.

	R....Ranma?


*	*	*


	It was almost an hour later and the moon had begun to rise 
in the sky when Mousse walked out of the Amphitheatre.  Ranma was 
beside him with Shampoo close behind.

	 That was incredible!  Ive never seen you move that fast
before!  Ranma was still telling Mousse how impressed he was at 
catching all of the arrows.  Mousse knew Ranma had been inpressed
but at the same time, he knew Ranma enough that he was trying to 
apologize for Shampoo, who got him into the mess in the first place.

	Thanks, Ranma.  Im glad you liked the show.  Next time
you might want to give me a little warning before you bring HER
along!  Mousse gestured behind him.

	RANMA!

	Ranma and Mousse looked up to see Ryouga standing in 
front of them, looking VERY annoyed.

	Hey, Ryouga.  Where were you?  You just missed Mousse
do the neatest trick....

	I was lost because you and....  Ryouga started to growl.

	AI REN!!!  Shampoo exclaimed with joy as she crushed
Ryouga with a bear hug.  Ryouga gasped for air.  S....Shampoo, 
let go of me!

	Shampoo did, giving Ryouga a chance to catch his breath.
I was lost....  Ryouga gasped.  Because you and Shampoo didnt
wait for me while I was buying a new compass!

	Compass?  Ranma said in disbelief.  If you had a 
compass, what took you so long to find us?

	I was in the theater with you!  I just couldnt find the door 
until the crowd was gone and everyone just looked at me funny when
I asked for directions.  By the way, that was a really neat trick you did
with the arrows.  I was tempted to yell out *twelve arrows!* after 
Shampoos challege, but I thought Id give you a break.  he grinned.

	Thanks a bunch.  Mousse replied scarcastically.  Nice to 
see you again, too.  he added with a grin of his own.  

	Ditto and thanks for letting us staying at your house for the 
night.  Ranma added.  Well need a good nights sleep before we
continue on our way to find Ukyou.

	Mousse smiled.  I wouldnt worry about that, Ranma.  
Ukyou doesnt live down by thr, we'll have little chance of survival.  Besides, shes really handy
with that kick-ass spatula of hers."

	Ranma blew out a short breath.  "Okay, Ranma.  If she 
MUST go, at least bring me along too!  I can cook for you and...."

	"Uh....that's okay princess!  Ucchan's already a pretty 
good cook and...."  Ranma quickly tries to think of something when 
he notices Princess Ranko fingering the hilt of her sword.  "Besides, 
I don't want you to get hurt."

	"I can fight just as well as any of you!  Even bet-