On Tue, 11 Feb 1997, Nicholas Leifker wrote:
On Tue, 11 Feb 1997, Richard Beaubien wrote:
If you want to help, just e-mail and we'll work something together. I'll
warn you know that this is done according to the Japanese version of
Sailor Moon, so some shot's will be sent at Sailor Moon USA.
Ah yes, can't let a moment go past without that, now can we ...
If Naru becomes a Sailor Senshi in the Fanfic: 5 drinks
If Japanese and American Names for the Senshi are mixed (ie Serena
Tsukino): Chug
This happens far too often to be a chug. I would suggest 3
drinks.
If Urawa shows up: 1 drink
And I have seen only one fic involving Urawa/Greg ...
If the Sailor Starlights show up, 3 drinks.
... and it's patently obvious that the author doesn't know the
first thing about them, 6 drinks.
If the Outer Senshi show up, 2 drinks
... and are written in such a manner that the authors' homophobic
tendencies are screamingly obvious, chug. (I've seen this, and no, I
don't care to remember the title.)
X-overs:
H-series(Urotsukodoji, F3, La Blue Girl, etc.): chug
I favor hunting down the author for the purposes of homicide,
myself.
Lemon pairings
1 drink:
Usagi/Mamoru (duh!)
Rei/Mamoru
2 drinks:
Makoto/Mamoru
Ami/Urawa
Lita/anything masculine
Usagi/Rei
Kunzite/Zoycite (yes, I am quite aware this is a guy-guy thing)
Neflite/Naru
Haruka/Michiru
Beryl/Mamoru
3 drinks
Ami/anything else masculine
Any senshi/Any dark general
Any other inner Senshi pairing
Minako/Makoto is more common than you might think (certes more
common than I comprehend ...) so it should probably be 2 drinks.
Chug
Chibi-usa/anyone (hey, I've seen it done. It's not a pretty sight, my
friends)
... and she's not a grown up, shoot the author.
Authors:
1 Drink
Chris Davies
And it's not a darkfic, 4 drinks
<letting that pass ...>
John Biles
and it's not named after a set of musical works by Grieg or done
with an Arthurian setting, 5 drinks.
Tim Nolan, 2 drinks
and it's not "fewkin huge!", 4 drinks.
Authorfics and New Senshi
If the author self inserts, 1 drinks
If the author is revealed to be a heretofore unrevealed Sailor
Senshi, 2 drinks
... and is female, 4 drinks :)
If the author begins a relationship with one of the Sailor Senshi,
2 drinks.
... with one of the Outer Senshi, 5 drinks.
... and the author is male, find the author and knock some sense
into him ...
If the author is revealed to be a "Guardian" figure (like Tuxedo
Kamen), 5 drinks.
... and is named in a similar manner (Bluejean Kamen), 8 drinks.
If new Senshi that aren't based on the author show up, 3 drinks
If they are not named after moons, asteroids, or stars, 6 drinks.
If they are vastly more powerful than the Inner Senshi, add 3
drinks.
Chris Davies.