If the Outer Senshi show up, 2 drinks
       ... and are written in such a manner that the authors' homophobic
tendencies are screamingly obvious, chug.  (I've seen this, and no, I
don't care to remember the title.)

X-overs:
     H-series(Urotsukodoji, F3, La Blue Girl, etc.): chug

       I favor hunting down the author for the purposes of homicide,
myself.

I'd suggest procuring yourself a case of crosseyedness, a bottle of gin, a
bullwhip, and a nun's outfit. (there's someone I can do without)

X-over:
Bevis and Butthead: 5 drinks

3 drinks
Ami/anything else masculine
Any senshi/Any dark general
Any other inner Senshi pairing

       Minako/Makoto is more common than you might think (certes more
common than I comprehend ...) so it should probably be 2 drinks.

Definitely "Makoto/anything feminine" belongs in this category

Tim Nolan, 2 drinks
       and it's not "fewkin huge!", 4 drinks.

Authorfics and New Senshi

       If the author self inserts, 1 drinks
       If the author is revealed to be a heretofore unrevealed Sailor
Senshi, 2 drinks
       ... and is female, 4 drinks :)

nah, "and ISN'T female"!
... and still has to run around in one of those very brief sailor suits,
chug! (You're gonna need it! @_@)

       If the author is revealed to be a "Guardian" figure (like Tuxedo
Kamen), 5 drinks.
       ... and is named in a similar manner (Bluejean Kamen), 8 drinks.

If the author isn't a "Guardian", but acts like it anyway, 3 drinks
...and does more than just throw crappy weapons and give useless advice,
add 2 drinks.
...kicks bad-guy butt, add 4 drinks.

       If new Senshi that aren't based on the author show up, 3 drinks
       If they are not named after moons, asteroids, or stars, 6 drinks.
       If they are vastly more powerful than the Inner Senshi, add 3
drinks.

If the author is a Time Lord, 4 drinks.

Cheers!


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Tribbleniichuan -- 'Nuff said.