At 00.22 9.2.1997 +1100, you wrote:

(Looks at the still insurmountable pile of homework before him)  Well, I
challenged Kun-chan, so I might as well challenge everyone.  RpM suggest
that breaking bricks was impossible to make erotic.  Try homework.  If you
can do that, you should be getting paid for this!

She took hold of the pen, feeling it's length and firmness in her hand.
Carfully, she ran her other finger up and down the shaft as her eyes
ran over the questions in the open book before her. Almost carelessly,
she brought the pen up to her mouth. Rolling it in her mouth, she
contemplated the words on the page... Her tongue sensuously slid over
the hardness in her mouth. After a while, after lightly playing with
the pen, she took the pen from her mouth and brought the tip down to
the paper - the ink flowed out from the pen after her controlled
strokes, and a brilliant smile crossed her face. Yes, that was the
answer! She knew that no matter what length of time she took
concentrating, playing with the pen, she would always come to the right
conclusion. She would keep doing this over and over, all night if she
had to, till she was finished .... maybe the pen would even run out
of ink, exhausted from her efforts, before the night was up ... But she
would have to wait and see - she had to complete her homework this
night.

Well, there's an attempt. :p

Not as good as the brick-thing. Little forced, I think.

(Whattahell?!?!?! I'm actually trying to analyze this thing?!?!?!?! Hoo, boy..)
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