On Thu, 6 Feb 1997 19:41:19 -0500 Sean Gaffney wrote:
: The Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction Drinking Game
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: V. 1.5
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: Edited by Sean Gaffney
Great! Hey, everybody do their own fics! I'll use _Ranko 1/2_
('cause it's the largest - more chances to hit something. :)
: GENERAL CATEGORIES:
: If there are no fights or use of martial arts, 2 drinks
Hmmm, episode-wise no, but overall yes. I'll pass this time.
: If any Japanese is used in the fanfic, 2 drinks
That's 2. (Although only in the first Volume. I think I'll cut
it out completely)
: If no one ever gets wet, 3 drinks
Same as with Martial Arts. No drinks here.
: If somebody's curse gets cured, 2 drinks
Not yet. (*Potentially* 2 drinks here. :)
: If it's *not* Ranma, 3 drinks
Oh, I just realized this isn't going to work well, since Ranma
isn't in the fic at all, except as a fictive character. I'll just
assume that Ranko counts for Ranma and vice versa.
Another 3 *potential* drinks here. :)
: If Ranma gets permanently stuck as a female, 2 drinks
: If Kentaro then marries him, 5 drinks
:D :D :D :D
: If Happosai's the father...<SLAP!> sorry.
You'd better be.
: 1 drink for each appearance of the following people:
: Gosunkugi
Not yet.
: Mikado
2 more. (That's 4. Pitiful score as of yet.)
: Tsubasa
: Herb
Not yet.
: Ranko Tendo/Saotome (*NOT* Ranma-chan)
Most definitely!
: Nodoka
Up to five, now.
: 3 drinks if any of the above are major parts of the story
Boomf! Eight.
: If Gosunkugi actually manages to do some magic, 3 drinks
No, but good idea... :)
: If Ranko is in the fic and it's not a lemon (or lemonesque),
: 3 drinks
Hmmm. Well, she isn't really in the side story; only her cursed
form in a dream. Ah well, I guess it counts anyway, so no drinks
here. Hey, wait a moment, I didn't get drinks for people who
didn't appear yet, so I *can* get one here, since the side story
isn't out yet. :)
: If Nodoka doesn't figure out Ranma's curse, 2 drinks
Glunk. That's 10!
: If she insists he commit seppuku when she finds out, 3 drinks
Not yet...
: If something happens that Rumiko Takahashi would choke on
: her sake to see, 2 drinks
Hmmm. Must work on this.
: DARKFICS/SADFICS:
I guess I can skip this section. I only ever wrote 1 darkfic.
: LEMON (warning inherent):
And this one. Or not, pending the side story.
: 1 drink for the following sexual pairings:
: Ranma/Akane
: Ranma-chan/Akane
This would fit better, on the basis that Ranma-chan is Ranma's
cursed form. Transferred to _Ranko 1/2_ that means...
Anyway, it doesn't really happen, so no drinks for Sebastian.
: 8 drinks, or more if you need them:
: Cologne/anybody
Well, 100 years of experience must account for *something*. Just
keep your eyes closed.
: Chug, and/or shoot the writer:
: Nodoka or Genma/Ranma
Don't shoot them. That's over too fast. Just give them to me and
I'll see what I can do with that boning knife...
: Soun/Genma (eeeeeww!)
*Good* idea!
: Drink one for each of the following lines (needn't be exact):
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: "[female] gasped as [male]'s member was revealed"
Throbbing Members! Throbbing Members!
: "That's the hymen"
That *was* the hymen. :)
: 1 drink each time character's name is shouted during climax
: 2 drinks if there's more than 20 characters in the name
: e.g. Akaaaaannnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
:D :D :D :D
There's worse. "Francoise! Give me Francoise!"
: If Caroline's writings are mentioned, 3 drinks :-)
That's thirteen! (Wasn't in a lemon, but I'll count it anyway.)
: If Ranma has sex with a woman while he's female, 1 drink
: If he's completely sane in either case, 3 drinks
Hey, *I* would do that in a flash.
Angus: Yes, and what does that say about you?
Uh... nevermind.
: If Nabiki is having sex but is interrupted by rampaging
: vikings bent on conquest, 4 drinks
Spam! Wonderful Spam!
: 3 drinks if all of Ranma and Akane's problems and differences
: mysteriously disappear after having sex
What, you mean it *doesn't* solve all problems? And here I
thought I just wasn't trying hard enough. :)
: PARTICULAR AUTHORS:
: 2 for each author:
: Sebastian Weinberg
Wheeeeeeeee! I'm worth 2 drinks! Fifteen, now.
: Chris Willmore
: and it's not in the 2096 continuity, 2 drinks
and it's uplifting, wholesome and generally *nice*, 4
drinks. (Aw, come on. As if that could ever happen. ;)
: If it's one of the best fanfics you've ever read, chug
: If it's one of the worst fanfics you've ever read, chug
If you just wanna chug, chug
If it's the only fanfic you ever read, 1 glass of milk.
Sebastian (I gotta use the bathroom, now.)
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