On Sat, 8 Feb 1997 RanmaS17@aol.com wrote:

In a message dated 97-02-05 16:02:29 EST, you write:

 > >   mF  "Young male with adult Female"
 > > Poor Nodoka has not seen her husband for ten years.  She is
 > > even beginning to forget what sex with him was like.  One night
 > > her passion overcomes her again and she relieves herself manually
 > > (or with the sword handle if you're into *really* weird lemons). 
 > > Just then a voice rings out and surprises her.  "Could you tell me
 > > the way to the Tendou Dojo?  Or at least out of this house?"
 > 
 > *ROTFL*
 
 Giggle.

Ryouga wandered around nervously, not feeling good about the situation at
all.  She was Ranma's mother, after all.  And she was... no, he had to be
imagining that.  She wasn't...

And then he wandered into another room, and ran into her.  Again.
And then his mind froze.

She pulled on her pantyhose slowly, suggestively, showing him the perfect
curves of her legs, not minding that he was watching at all.

Finally, his mind unfroze.

"M-Mrs. S-s-saotome... a-are you trying to seduce me?"

She looked into his eyes with a sultry sort of playfullness.
"I don't know, am I trying to seduce you?"