Subject: [spam] Future projects for Kun-chan (was: Re: [FFML] [Lemon]<blah, blah>)
From: wyrm@mail.utexas.edu (Thomas R Jefferys)
Date: 2/9/1997, 2:14 PM
To: Caroline Seawright
CC: fanfic@fanfic.com

-rpm, daring Kun-chan to make Akane breaking bricks sexy.
p.s.  It's impossible, I say.
p.p.s.  hm....
p.p.p.s.  I take it back.  God only knows what she'd come up with,
          but she probbably would.
      Here's a challenge: make _haggis_ sexy.
<scots>
If any o' ye lads and lassies need tae ask what tha' is, ye probably dinna
wanna know.
</scots>
^_^

Funnily enough, I already did that while I was making the coke sexy.
And all the other items of food, too. But I already made the haggis
sexy! After all, it's the right shape ... even if it _is_ full of
icky things. (Yes, I know what a haggis is and what's in it. My mum
is Scottish... but even she's not stupid enough to eat one!)

How 'bout making a couple of these things seem sexy:

patte
guaquemolie
an apple
biscuits (nah, too easy!)
sugar cookies
paper bag
a cat
a panda (if you think that I'm leading somewhere with this, you're right)
false teeth
dead parrot
chutney
chainsaw

I think that's about enough. So, which can you make seem sexy?


Wonders how Kun-chan's going to make a dead parrot seem sexy...

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