In a message dated 97-02-05 16:02:29 EST, you write:

<< > >   B&D "Bondage and Domination"
 > > 
 > > Akane gets kidnapped and tied up *again*.  Ranma beats the
 > > kidnapper to a pulp, but then the story takes an unexpected turn.
 > > "You want me to untie you?  Beg!"
 > 
 > Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, and then Akane will break free and beat Ranma to a
 > pulp herself.
 
 I dare say so. Of course, by now, Niki's already taken enough photos to 
 put Kunou in her debt *forever*...
  
 > >   FDom  "Female Domination"
 > > Nodoka forces Genma to fulfill his marital duties at swordpoint.
 > 
 > Somehow, from the way Nodoka treats Genma, I don't think she's interested
 > in marital duties with Genma! o_O  (YOU try to imagine doing marital
 > duties with _Genma_!)
 
 Uk. Uk. Uk. Uk. Thank you, no. I'm yet to read a Genma lemon. No, wait. 
 Yes I have. Well, it wasn't a lemon, just a lemonous scene in a bigger 
 story. Genma and onna-Ranma, no less.
 
 > >   mc  "Mind Control"
 > > Passion Spice!  Aaaarrrrrgh!!
 > 
 > Over done, then, isn't it?
 
 Passion spice again: zzzzzz.
 
 > >   inc  "incest"
 > > Ranma & Ranko.  'nuff said.  (Oh, and then there are those
 > > persistent rumours, claiming that Akane *suspiciously* looks like
 > > Ranma's long lost brother...)
 > 
 > Bleh, all that 'Ranko' stuff isn't _real_ ... that's MADE UP incest! You
 > have to go with Tatewaki and Kodachi for that one!
 
 Glenda, ye dinna know *how* close I came to the lost-sibling thing in 
 NARRABUNDAH 1/2. Mind you, I've got the new Tendo sisters pretending to 
 flirt with each other all the time - I dunno if that counts.
 
 > >   Mf  "Adult Male with young female"
 > > Happousai with Ranma-chan.  It's either a darkfic or a comedy.
 > 
 > The only way I can see that is a comedy, even if it IS meant to be a
 > darkfic!!
 
 Ye think that's bad. One line for Happousai involvement, kids:
 
 NODOKA: I'm sorry, Ranma, but we have something to tell you. Genma is not 
 truly your father. [pause] The good news is, your real father is *still* 
 a martial arts master!
 
 > >   mF  "Young male with adult Female"
 > > Poor Nodoka has not seen her husband for ten years.  She is
 > > even beginning to forget what sex with him was like.  One night
 > > her passion overcomes her again and she relieves herself manually
 > > (or with the sword handle if you're into *really* weird lemons). 
 > > Just then a voice rings out and surprises her.  "Could you tell me
 > > the way to the Tendou Dojo?  Or at least out of this house?"
 > 
 > *ROTFL*
 
 Giggle.
 
 > >   ws  Huh...?<flipflipflip>  Ah.  "watersports"
 > > Well, just about any fic.  This is Ranma 1/2.
 > > 
 > > Angus:  Err... I don't think that's what it means.
 
 [big innocent eyes] Then what does it mean?
 
    >:)
 
 > >   nc  "Non-Consensual"
 > > Nope.  Rape is just about the only thing I'd *never* touch in a
 > > lemon.  There's nothing funny about rape no matter how your turn
 > > it.  On the other hand there was this fic where some guy attempts
 > > to rape the "helpless girls" at the Tendou Dojo and ends up
 > > crippled for life.  Now, *that* I can laugh about.  The story had
 > > too few garlic crushers, though.
 > 
 > Maybe I should write one and add in the garlic crushers (with the guy
 > failing to do what he wanted, of course, and then all those nice things
 > happen to him like I was mentioning way, way, way back in time on this
 > ML when this subject was brought up before...)
  >>
I hate to sound werid but some of that stuff sounds funny (the Akane/Ranma
thing would be  a riot) But the Rape thing lets not go there, there are
something better left unsaid and unwriten.  No, That Ryoga story could
revised into like Ranma hurting Akane very badly(emotionly) and Akane running
to Ryoga for comfurt, and things get alittle out of hand, then Ranma walks in
on them. Woohoo now that sounds interesting. Any options on that one.

Firm believer in Akane and Ranma getting hitched
While Ryoga gets Ukyou
_RanmaS17