Here's version 1.8 of the drinking game.
Stuff changed: A lot of stuff added by Thomas Jefferys, so he's in
the author list now. Couple other things. The c*b*l bit is an
in-joke, and will probably be removed before I post it to raaf. But
it's fun. Read alt.religion.kibology if you don't get it.
Eric Jones and Mike Loader added to the author list.
Some minor things updated.
Thanks to all.
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The Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction Drinking Game
V. 1.8
Edited by Sean Gaffney
Major contributors: John Walter Biles, Sean Gaffney, Harvey Torrance
Griffin, Thomas Jefferys, Nicholas Leifker
Minor contributors: Many people far too numerous to mention here
(meaning I deleted their posts by accident)
GENERAL CATEGORIES:
If the story doesn't change the status quo at all, 1 drink
If the stories resolves a relationship, 2 drinks
If the story resolves *all* the relationships, 4 drinks
If Ranma and Akane confess their undying love, 1 drink
If Ranma and Akane confess their undying love for someone else, 3 drinks
If it's not an alternate universe, 5 drinks
If they *mean* it, chug
If there are no fights or use of martial arts, 2 drinks
If aliens invade Nerima, 2 drinks
If any Japanese is used in the fanfic, 2 drinks
If there's so much Japanese that a glossary is needed, 4 drinks
If no one ever gets wet, 3 drinks
If Ryouga's curse is revealed to someone new, 2 drinks
If Akane finds out, 3 drinks
If Akane finds out and immediately sleeps with him, 5 drinks
If Akane finds out and sleeps with him later, 4 drinks
If Akane finds out AFTER sleeping with him, 4 drinks
If somebody's curse gets cured, 2 drinks
If it's *not* Ranma, 3 drinks
If the curse is regained, 3 drinks
If someone's curse is altered, 3 drinks
..and it's not Ryouga, 5 drinks
If someone uncursed gets one, 4 drinks
..for good, 6 drinks
If Ranma gets permanently stuck as a female, 2 drinks
If Akane then marries him, 3 drinks
If Ukyou then marries him, 4 drinks
If either of them dunk themselves in the male spring for
him, 5 drinks
If Kentaro then marries him, 5 drinks
If someone's kid(s) show up, 2 drinks
..without time travel being involved, 3 drinks
..and none of them are Ranma's, chug
If they are Ranma's and Akane isn't the mother, 3 drinks
If Ranma's the mother, chug
If Happosai's the father...<SLAP!> sorry.
1 drink for each appearance of the following people:
Gosunkugi
Mikado
Azusa
Tsubasa
Konatsu
Akari
Herb
Ranko Tendo/Saotome (*NOT* Ranma-chan)
Nodoka
Sasuke
3 drinks if any of the above are major parts of the story
If Gosunkugi actually manages to do some magic, 3 drinks
..and actually becomes competent, 4 drinks
..and becomes a powerful wizard, 6 drinks
..and meets a c*b*l of Gosunkugis from other universes, chug
<The editor would like to point out that there is no c*b*l.
There has never been a c*b*l. There will never be a c*b*l.
You're fooling yourself if you think there's a c*b*l. There
is no c*b*l. There *is* *NO* ***C*B*L***!!>
If the author assumes that the only reason Akari likes Ryouga
is because he becomes a pig, 5 drinks (10 if you're me)
If Azusa is revealed to be a super genius, 8 drinks
If Mikado is revealed to be a super genius, chug
If Ranko is in the fic and it's not a lemon (or lemonesque),
3 drinks
If Nodoka doesn't figure out Ranma's curse, 2 drinks
If she insists he commit seppuku when she finds out, 3 drinks
If it turns out she wouldn't have had them commit seppuku
in the first place, 4 drinks
If something happens that Rumiko Takahashi would choke on
her sake to see, 2 drinks
DARKFICS/SADFICS:
If someone dies, 1 drink
If it's a suicide, 3 drinks
If Ukyou kills herself, 6 drinks and send Sean a nasty note
If Ranma or Akane dies, 3 drinks
If Happosai dies, 5 drinks and send the author a check
If someone goes crazy and starts killing everyone, 2 drinks
..and it's not Ryouga or Shampoo, 3 drinks
..if it's Akari, 8 drinks and I will hunt you down
If Ryouga or Ukyou go through emotional torture, 1 drink
Ranma and Akane, 2 drinks
Anyone else, 3 drinks
If everyone lives happily ever after, 3 drinks
If everyone dies, 3 drinks
CROSSOVERS (does not include cameos):
with Ah! My Goddess, 1 drink
with Bubblegum Crisis, 1 drink
with Sailor Moon, 1 drink
with Urusei Yatsura, 1 drink
Any other anime series, 2 drinks
with Animaniacs, 3 drinks
with Are You Being Served?, 4 drinks (thanks, Ross)
with Sesame Street, 5 drinks
If a character from the other series gets into a relationship
with a Ranma cast member, 2 drinks
If it's one-sided, 3 drinks
If it's still going at the end of the story, 4 drinks
If it's not Ryouga or Ukyou, 4 drinks
If Nene, Shampoo, and Lum get a girl group together, 6 drinks
LEMON (warning inherent):
1 drink for the following sexual pairings:
Ranma/Akane
Ranma-chan/Akane
Ranma/Ukyou
Ryouga/Ukyou
Nabiki/Kuno
Mousse/Shampoo
2 drinks for:
Ranma/Shampoo
Ranma/Nabiki
Akane/Shampoo
Akane/Ukyou
Kasumi/Tofu (note: *sexual only*)
Ranma-chan/Ukyou
"Ranko"/Ukyou
Ranma-kun/Ranma-chan (or "Ranko")
Ryouga/Nabiki
Ryouga/Akane
3 drinks:
Ryouga/Akari
Kodachi/anybody
Kuno/Ranma-chan
Konatsu/Akari (did I get all of Caroline's pairings?)
Kasumi/Ranma
Mikado/Azusa
Tsubasa/anyone
"Ranko"/Ryouga
"Ranko"/Shampoo
4 drinks:
the Tendo sisters (with or without Ranma)
Ranma/Ukyou/Akane/Shampoo
Konatsu/Ukyou
Genma/Nodoka
Nabiki/Tofu
"Ranko"/Tofu (and I think that covers all the Marital Arts pairs...)
everyone in one big honkin' orgy
6 drinks:
Soun/anybody
Anybody in their cursed form (except Ranma)
Ryouga/Ranma-kun
Ryouga/Ranma/Mousse
Nabiki/Ukyou
Azusa/Tsubasa
Akane/Kuno
Ukyou/Ataru Moroboshi/Lum
Hinako adult/anybody
the author/anybody
8 drinks, or more if you need them:
Cologne/anybody
Happosai/anybody
Hinako-child/anybody
Chug, and/or shoot the writer:
Nodoka or Genma/Ranma
Ranma/Ryuunosuke
Soun/any of his daughters
Soun/Genma (eeeeeww!)
That annoying Ranko/Ranma/Ukyou scene in Split Personalities
Drink one for each of the following lines (needn't be exact):
"[female] gasped as [male]'s member was revealed"
"That's the hymen"
"Oh, my!" (only in a sexual situation)
1 drink each time character's name is shouted during climax
2 drinks if there's more than 20 characters in the name
e.g. Akaaaaannnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
3 drinks if Ranma and Akane don't end the sex scene with an
"I love you"
4 drinks if they use affectionate "pet names" for each other,
i.e. "Baka." "Tomboy."
If everyone always an orgasm during sex, 1 drink
If something disastrous happens during sex, 1 drink
If there's a Kama Sutra ref, 3 drinks
If Caroline's writings are mentioned, 3 drinks :-)
If a character thinks they're pregnant, 4 drinks
..if they actually are, 5 drinks
..and they're not married, 6 drinks
If Ranma has sex with a woman while he's female, 1 drink
If Ranma sleeps with a guy as a woman, 2 drinks
If he's completely sane in either case, 3 drinks
If Ranma-chan "experiments" with his female form, 1 drink
If Ranma "experiments" with his male form, 2 drinks
If Nabiki is having sex but is interrupted by rampaging
vikings bent on conquest, 4 drinks
3 drinks if all of Ranma and Akane's problems and differences
mysteriously disappear after having sex
PARTICULAR AUTHORS:
1 for each author:
John Biles
If it's a series, 2 drinks
If the series is completed, 4 drinks :-)
If he's "Bailesu", 3 drinks
Stefan Gagne
If it's not depressing, 2 drinks
If it doesn't star Ryouga, 3 drinks
If Nine Inch Nails aren't mentioned, 4 drinks
David Tai
Paul Gallegos
a DnR story, 2 drinks
Caroline Ann Seawright
and it's not a lemon, 3 drinks
Mark Latus
and it's not depressing, 2 drinks
Richard Lawson
and it's not in the Inward Love continuity, 3 drinks
and it's in the Outward Part continuity, 5 drinks :-)
2 for each author:
Richard Beaubien
Martin Bennett
Darren Demaine
Non-lemon, 3 drinks
Eric Jones
Mike Loader
if it's a darkfic, 4 drinks
Shannon Richmeyer
non-fantasy, 5 drinks
Chris Schumacher
Darren Steffler aka Twister
and he's not the star, 5 drinks
James Stone
non-lemon, 3 drinks
Jeff "OneShot" Wong
Sebastian Weinberg
Jeff Rutsch
and it's sweet and caring, 8 drinks :-)
Ross McKenzie
Chris Willmore
and it's not in the 2096 continuity, 2 drinks
RpM
3 drinks if the author writes himself into a story
6 drinks if the author writes himself into the story as some
all-knowing wiz who solves everything
8 drinks if he's got superpowers, too
4 drinks if Nabiki gets involved with him
6 drinks if anyone else gets involved with him
if the author dies, chug
If it's one of the best fanfics you've ever read, chug
If it's one of the worst fanfics you've ever read, chug
That's all, folks! Thanks again to everyone.
--Sean Gaffney
--"You git! I thought you were dead! Git git git!" - Benny, No Future