I hope this comes through okay. This is my second lemon story so go
easy on me. I hope you find it amusing. ;)
Sincerely,
Megane 6.7
Founder of the Anything Goes Lemon School of Indiscriminate Groping
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then? Ranma ready to marry Shampoo and move to China?”
Ranma hesitated. While he had suspected that Shampoo
was responsible for this, he was now having second thoughts.
Shampoo was a handful to be sure and he wasn’t sure he wanted to
spend the rest of his life with her and the old ghoul.
On the other hand, all Shampoo had to do was tell Akane
that she and him had made love and the engagement was over
anyway.
“Uh....Sure.” Ranma replied weakly, knowing he really
never had a choice in the first place.
“Ai Ren! WO AI NI!!!”
As expected, Akane was less than thrilled that Ranma has
chosen to marry Shampoo. Genma demanded that Ranma change his
mind and when he refused, he begs to come with him. Ranma had the
all-too-brief satisfaction of kicking him into LEO before taking off
to China to marry Shampoo.
From that day on, life is never boring for Ranma and while
it was a good life, Ranma couldn’t help but wonder what would have
happened if he and Akane had finally managed to get along.
THE END
ALTERNATE ENDING #3
Cologne....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
It was later revealed that Ranma died of a massive heart
attack combined with excessive vomiting and loss of sight. The
funeral for Ranma was massive as every single male in japan came
to pay their respects while silently thinking.
“Thank GOD that wasn’t me!”
THE END
ALTERNATE ENDING #4
Kasumi Tendo....
Ranma was speechless. If he had to guess who the identity
of his captor was, Kasumi’s name would have been at the bottom of
the list, right after Cologne.
“So Ranma, what did you think of my performance?”
“It....It was....great!” Ranma blurted out, unable to think of
a better compliment.
“I’m so glad you like it!” Kasumi replied in a cheerful
voice. Tell me, would you like a backrub now before you go back to
school?”
Ranma smiled. A backrub sounded perfect right about
now. “Sure thing!” Ranma replied enthusiastically. Kasumi smiled
as she turned Ranma over on his back. As Ranma waited for
Kasumi’s loving touch, he could hear a strange sound behind him,
like something metal was being sharpened.
“Kasumi? Is that you?” Ranma glanced behind him and was
paralyzed with fear when he saw Kasumi welding a double edged axe,
still looking calm and cheerful as ever.
“HERE’S A HINT....”
“THWACK!!!!!!”
“Betray my sister will you?”
“THWACK!!! THWACK!!! THWACK!!!”
THE END
ALTERNATE ENDING #5
Lum....
“What the...??!?” Ranma exclaimed. “You’re not even
supposed to be in this series!?!”
“Does that bother you?” Lum replied.
“Not really, now that you mention it. But what about Ataru?”
“Fuck him.”
“Cool.”
THE END
And finally a couple of outtakes! Enjoy!
OUTTAKES
Ranma’s train of thought is interrupted as the girl begins to rub oil on
him. She appeared to be good at it since Ranma’s tense muscles
began to relax and unknot themselves. Dispite his predicament,
Ranma was starting to relax as the girl turned him over and began to
knead his back with her long slender fingers...........)
[CUT!]
Ranma: What’s wrong?!
Kodachi: Why do we stop now?
[Wait a minute! How can Kodachi turn Ranma over when his ankles
are shackled to the bed?]
Kodachi: Just work with me here! If I’m oiling his front it makes
sense to oil his back as well!
[Come on Kodachi! We can’t have an inconsistency like that. Not
even for a lemon story.]
Kodachi: (growling in her throat) Oh fine! Ruin the mood why
don’t you?
[Trans-dimentional VCR rewinding the previous scene.........]
[And....ACTION!]
(Ranma’s train of thought is interrupted as the girl begins to rub oil
on him. She appeared to be good at it since Ranma’s tense muscles
began to relax and unknot themselves. Dispite his predicament,
Ranma was starting to relax when the restraints on his ankles were
suddenly removed and Ranma found himself being spun onto his
back. Ranma realized this was his only chance to escape and tried to
get to his feet only to have the girl sit on the back of his legs long
enough to put the restraints back on his ankles and began to knead his
back with her long slender fingers........)
[CUT!]
Kodachi: (irritated) What’s wrong now?
[Ranma is a top notch martial artist! If he was that desperate to
escape he would whether you were sitting on his legs or not! You’ll
have to think of something else.]
Kodachi: Well what do you suggest, Ranma-Sama?
Ranma: Who gives a shit? I just wanna be fucked!
Kodachi: (smiles) I know baby. (turns to glare at the director) CAN
WE JUST DO THIS OR ARE YOU STILL WATCHING PORNOS
FOR REFERENCE MATERIAL?
[Watch it Kodachi. Or would you rather be making love to Akane?]
Kodachi: (shocked) WHAT! I’m not a............
[In this story, you’re anything I want you to be. So I suggest you stop
complaining and find a way to do this before I rewrite this whole
story into a all-lesbian sexfest. I can see the title now......”The
Black Rose Gets a Little Thorny”]
Kodachi: (furious) You wouldn’t dare!
[Oh no?]
(Scene opens in the bedroom of Kodachi. Kodachi lies in ecstasy
as Shampoo, Ukyou, Akane, Ms. Hinako, Azuza, Kasumi, Nabiki,
Nokoda and Cologne proceed to lick honey from her trembling
naked body..............)
Kodachi: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I’LL DO WHATEVER YOU
WANT! JUST END THIS!!!!
(The harem of Ranma 1/2 women vanish except for Kodachi.
Kodachi is dressed in her school uniform again and breathes a sigh
of relief.)
[Any more complaints?]
Kodachi: (fearfully) N..No.
[Okay, let’s take it from the top of the oil scene. Ranma? You ready
yet?]
Ranma: I’ve been ready for the last half hour! Let’s shoot this fucker
already!
[Right. And......ACTION!]
COMING SOON
“Making the Right Choice”
A sorrid tale of lust and forbidden love between Nabiki, Kasumi and
Ranma.
Coming: Next week if I’m fortunate
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