At 03:18 PM 2/5/97 +1100, you wrote:

  B&D "Bondage and Domination"

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, and then Akane will break free and beat Ranma to a
pulp herself.

Unless, of course, Akane is the one doing the rescuing and making RANMA
beg... I get the feeling that she might like to see that...me, too...*thwap*

Somehow, from the way Nodoka treats Genma, I don't think she's interested
in marital duties with Genma! o_O  (YOU try to imagine doing marital
duties with _Genma_!)

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {nuff said}

Bleh, all that 'Ranko' stuff isn't _real_ ... that's MADE UP incest! You
have to go with Tatewaki and Kodachi for that one!

Just imagine how pliable she is.. Tachi would never know what hit him... ^_~

  Mf  "Adult Male with young female"
Happousai with Ranma-chan.  It's either a darkfic or a comedy.

The only way I can see that is a comedy, even if it IS meant to be a
darkfic!!

*FAINTS* WAIII!!! My god.. my god.. someone's trying to warp me for life..

  mF  "Young male with adult Female"
Poor Nodoka has not seen her husband for ten years.  She is
even beginning to forget what sex with him was like.  One night
her passion overcomes her again and she relieves herself manually
(or with the sword handle if you're into *really* weird lemons). 
Just then a voice rings out and surprises her.  "Could you tell me
the way to the Tendou Dojo?  Or at least out of this house?"

*ROTFL*

*snicker* Errr.... excuse me, you.. miss.. yeah, the one with the riding
crop and the cinnamon oil.....Could you tell me the way out of the closet?
Or anywhere but here?

Maybe I should write one and add in the garlic crushers (with the guy
failing to do what he wanted, of course, and then all those nice things
happen to him like I was mentioning way, way, way back in time on this
ML when this subject was brought up before...)

*squeak* garlic crushers???

Man, the things I miss....

tzigane