One wonders, though, if perhaps there is a single spring at Jusenkyo that
*nothing* has drowned in...

Dang...that's a BAD one..
"Very tragic story, sirs.  He fall into spring of drowned nothing.  Now he
turn into nothing when he get wet..."

<chuckle>

Good luck getting hot water on that...

Well, all you have to do, as I suggested in another letter, is pour hot
water on nothing at all...  <grin>

-- Bob