Date: Mon, 3 Feb 1997 20:19:31 -0500 (EST)
   From: "J. D. Farber" <farber@injersey.com>
   X-Mailing-List: <fanfic@fanfic.com> archive/latest/28718

   >>I haven't seen it, but it's probably out there. Though there is a 'fic
   >>with a spring roll in it. ;p
   >>
   >>Kun-chan...
   >
   >   EEEK!  Not the spring roll!!  Waaaaah!!!  Kun-chan, your ability to make
   >_eating food_ something seductive will never cease to boggle Mihoshi's
   >mind.  Mihoshi is STILL getting over what you did with a Coke... x_x
   >
   Seductive?!?  I was really enjoing that scene (Please, minna-san, get your
   minds out of the gutter!), and then...then...Akane bit into the spring roll.
   I was writhing on the floor in pain.  That's not seduction.  That is pure,
   unadulterated EVIL!!  I can no longer look at spring rolls the same way.

   Wait.  That _WAS_ Kun-sama's story, right?  I remember reading a story that
   had Akane teasing Ranma with a spring roll, and then biting savagely into
   it.  Ranma fainted at that point, and Akane is going "Ranma?  What's
   wrong?".  Gee, I would really hate to be saying this to Kun-sama, and then
   find out that it was someone else that wrote that scene.

As I remember, that was PhoneyNT's "The Attractiveness Factor"; very
funny, and incomplete with 2 or 3 chapters.  Basicly, Akane ends up
with one of *those* books (from Shampoo, I think), and decides that if
"the bimbo" is going to try that approach, she can as well.  Best line
(for me) was something to the effect that "being seductive can't be
any harder than cooking, can it?" ^_^.

					- Harold